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The only thing to better it would be if they were greetin’ over their ‘Salah can I have your shirt’ cardboard signs.

He shook the Palace manager’s hand though, and he shook the hands of the officials and Palace players. He even gave a few Palace players a hug. Unlike that baldy fraud kunt Clement.

A result that still might see Jimmy Failin fancy staying at Elfsborg over a gig in the Scottish Championship. Well done County. Pump the Sevco AND keep it interesting down and dirty in the bottom 6.

Old School! Sky just went full Peter Alliss, BBC Open coverage, circa’ 1979 on us…. ‘it’s the centenary of Mufflewick Golf Club this year, why not go down and support Old Billy Chiswick and Betty Puddleduck as they organise tomorrow’s challenge match between Mufflewick and Old Todger GC. Betty’s sandwiches are top drawer. Always a good spread at Mufflewick… now, back to the action. Here’s Neil Coles and Brian Barnes on the 16th…. Ah, the good old days.

Shite. Scheffler is back. For now.

Great minds… fools seldom…

At present, this is like the Championship in English fitba’ - no-one seemingly wants to win it. At this rate Rory might genuinely still be in it (if he gets off to a fast start - copyright P. McGinley).

I had him sussed. He’s pish.

Advert watch (again). I might not want a Rolex, or a Kia EV9, but I want a pair of those Adidas 360 shoes.

…and there’s a cheeky wee double bogey. I sensed it, he was getting away with murder earlier.

These adverts… how fcuking ugly is that Kia EV9 electric SUV thing?

I just have a feeling that Scheffler has a right daft hole in his ‘wheelhouse’ today, or tomorrow. A mental triple-bogey that opens the whole thing up. Just a feeling I’m getting. Time will tell.

Right, that’s it. I want a Callaway AI Smoke driver, delivered to me in a new BMW i5 Touring.

I’m not seeing this as a Scheffler shoe-in. He’s gotten away with a few things here already today. The free drop being one. I’m not buying into the ‘walk in the park’ narrative here. Yet.

The commentators are going on a fair bit about some players aiming to hit the ball away from any trouble, while others aim AT the trouble, and ‘work the ball away from it’. Am I missing something bleedin’ obvious? In either case, isn’t the goal to NOT hit the ball into the trouble? Does it matter a flying fcuk which way you are attempting to do it? Personally, my approach is to aim AWAY from the trouble, but the fcuking ball ‘works its way into it’ anyway.

Fresh caff-eee? Also, if any of you chunts were thinking of buying me a Rolex for Christmas, gonnae’ make it a Tag Heuer instead? Ta.

Did McGinley really just say ‘Rory isn’t a factor in this year’s Masters’? Surely at +3, if he gets off to a fast start tomorrow…

VAR.

Tiger (and Andy Murray) should move onto the next stages of their lives IMHO.

They all are. I couldn’t get to sleep last night for thinking about Tony Finau in Delta first class, wearing a twenty grand Rolex.

Those overhead drone shots of the course - feckin’ different world from the one I operate in. Something tells me the Augusta members don’t have to play off mats onto winter greens very often.

This 3D computer generated Augusta course model and a wobbly fly-through of its trees is awesome. Wow, what an addition to my enjoyment of golf on TV. Kunts should do one for Cawder GC… and here’s the Par 5 7th hole, tough drive over the carry-out bags and White Lightning cans discarded at the weekend by the young local team…

Maybe the SPFL will tell Dundee they need to play every fixture away from home, to ensure the season finishes before Glasgow hosts the Commonwealth Games in 2026. Now that the routine gubbing by an ugly is over, time for Smurrrn to re-focus. Two things only now matter IMHO. Us finishing 5th, and Sellik pumping Aberdeen out the cup, quick smartish.

Had £30.33 in my Bet365 account. Stuck £30 on different Grand National bets for me and family members. Stuck my last 33p on….