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That shot of the beach and golf course just before the adverts.... can’t believe no-one has slapped on the factor 30 and budgie smugglers. Looked lovely.

Clearly learned everything from Ajer, or whoever it was that did the same against us at St Mirren Park.

Mon’ the Ferranti Thistle.

Will likely finish 3-1 Sellik, but until such times... mon’ the sheep.

Get in.

Great pics rizzo, you clearly gave Jake a good life, and that’s the most important thing.

Corona bug.

Fcuk me, that Aberdeen defending was something else.

Maybe this guy?

Apparently four teams launching re-vamped uniforms for next season - Bucs, Falcons, Browns, Rams. The Bucs cannot get any worse than their current Casio calculator monstrosity, can they?

Father to greetin’ wean.... ‘Dry yer’ fcuking eyes. There’s millions in Scotland want to be Rangers fans - if it wasn’t for the sectarian baggage.’

Even the thought of picking up a book about Deadco & a shyster like Whyte gives me the dry boak. The thought of actually paying for a copy? I’d rather extract my pubic hairs individually with a pair of rusty tweezers.

Sorry to hear about Jake. I know how we felt when we lost our first two cats. It’s a different kind of loss from losing a relative, but just as painful. Hopefully the fact that so many strangers on a daft fitba’ forum can identify with what you’re going through, and can offer their heartfelt best wishes through the crazy thing called an internet forum can help cheer you up even a wee bit. Aw’ ra’ best.

Never mind, in a few years, the Sevco support can just drive home over that new 20 billion bridge.

Oh Denis, doobee-doo, I’m in love with you, Denis, doobee-doo...

Footage from the referee’s in-depth visit to the Fir Park corner flag....

Unfortunately, they’ve now got a great pitch. Should bring back the Fir Park sandpit IMHO.

I must take issue here. My local Costa in the Antonine centre in Cumbernauld is great. The staff are chatty and good at keeping the queue going, and the clientele seem to know what they want before being asked. No, my problems are in the Braehead Costa. Slow as a week in jail, with a transient customer base that couldn’t agree on the colour of white dug’ shit if their lives depended on it. I just needed to clear that up.

Hearts might be shite, But their ground’s not a tip, It will be the best, In the Championship.

Saint Mirren are black, Saint Mirren are white, We get lots of draws, We’re a little bit shite.

More good advice, but fcuk it - when I want a chocolate tiffin, I want it now. Not after five minutes while Elaine C Smith and Isa fae’ ‘Still Game’ types fanny around deciding if they want to share a blueberry muffin or not. Fcuk um’.

Damn good advice. That’s me done with them.

I assume it came as a complete surprise that they had to pay for their purchases and spent several minutes rummaging about their handbags to find a purse and additional minutes extracting the payment method from the purse? Whereas you had your money/card in your hand as you queued. I cannot say with any certainty. At that moment I was too busy head-butting the glass case that contains the chocolate twists.

Just listened to the new Bond theme by Billie Eilish for the first time. Decent ballady thing, but it sounds just like the Sam Smith one. IMHO.

It’s happened again. Yesterday. I’m waiting in a large queue at a Costa. I just want an Americano and a chocolate tiffin. Got a headache, and a bit of a squiffy stomach...need a sit down and a chocolatey thing to settle me down. In front of me, two women. Yakking away about fcuk-knows what. Strictly being flooded out of the Hydro last month or somesuch. Anyway, they’ve had over five minutes before reaching the lassie taking orders. The lassie then asks them what they want. Then it begins.... ‘Oh, I don’t know Sadie, do you fancy sharing a chocolate twist? No? Fancy the blueberry muffin? Nah? Your usual latte is it?’ Just. Fcuk. Off. WTF is it with these women? It’s always women. Blokes in the queue are already lasered-in on their order, utilising the time spent in the queue to decide on the merits of a mocha over a flat white. I’m a bawhair away from doing a Michael Douglas on these cnuts.