pozbaird

That’s the dithering PGA Yank official to blame. Things moved on when they brought a Brit’ in, who sorted it in jig time by telling Zalatoris ‘drop the fcuking thing there and get a wriggle on you daft kunt’.

What do you mean what does it matter? It shows how feckin’ far behind the Glasgow uglies the next best team here is, and is relevant when someone suggests it’s safe to say Liverpool and Man City are now more dominant in their league than Celtic and The Rangers are up here. Celtic and The Rangers are an absolute million miles ahead of everyone else. There is going to be no challenge to their absolute dominance. None. Christ, even when one of them had fcuked off to the seaside leagues, their buddy in bigotry won every title. Game’s a bogey.

Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. Take a look at the final Scottish Premiership table. Third best team in the country were Hearts, and they were a zillion points behind, and they were the only ‘non Old Firm’ team to even manage a positive GD. Aside from Liverpool and Man City, England has multiple clubs playing to 50,000ish crowds. It is not entirely unfeasible that Arsenal, Tottenham, Manchester United, and a cash rich Newcastle could challenge. What about Chelsea? It is not entirely unreasonable to suggest that with a fair wind, some shrewd signings, and home gates of 55,000, West Ham could certainly challenge. The two huge Glasgow clubs up here are now so far ahead they have disappeared, absolutely disappeared out of sight.

Not long back from playing a stableford tourney at Pitreavie GC in Dunfermline. First time I’ve played it, was a very challenging course (if anyone calls a golf course a ‘track’, they want a punch in the face). Some huge slopes on the greens, two-tier greens, and in good nick’, especially the condition of the fairways and bunkers. Happy to have managed a nett 69 and 36 points. Won’t win feck’ all, but happy days - played nice and steady without doing anything deranged.

You never know. We had Roy Aitken play for us, supposedly finished, but the guy was an absolute class act, in a less than stellar St Mirren side. We had Victor Munoz, who was the same. Class. Stevie Thompson came here to see out his days and was superb. We had Steve Archibald, who was shite.

It’s just extremely annoying when an ugly wins yet another trophy, but fully deserves to. No dodgy penalty, no dubious red card for an opponent, no last minute heartbreak for the diddy fodder opponent, no argument. Just fully deserved. Absolutely dreadful state of affairs.

I thought it was pretty even in the first half, and Hearts had their moments - most notably when Simms missed from two yards out. Then it all turned to complete shite. Quite why they disappeared up their own arse so dramatically is the question.

Only Jambo to emerge with any credit. Biggest shitebag performance against Oldco / Newco in a final since we set the standard for shitebaggery against nine of them in 2010.

Lex said it a couple of pages back - why are Hearts the ones blowing out their arse and looking dead on their feet against a team who, on Wednesday, played 120 minutes in searing heat and suffered a crushing disappointment? I understand that the two uglies have better players than us diddy teams, but Hearts look like they all puff sixty Woodbines a day.

Whew. BBC redeemed themselves with that last Jambo crowd shot. Much better. Much, much better.

Willie Colummmmmm!

Extra time, penalties, and Aaron Ramsey an available Sevco sub? No, couldn’t be, could it?

Can you apply to have your licence fee refunded due to the BBC inflicting un-necessary suffering on you?

Just a normal 90 minutes with the muppet in charge then.

Kent might be smelly but Tyrone Mings. Now, can we draw a line under this and move on?

Jesus, no need for that last brief crowd shot of the Sevco fans. Thankfully it was brief.

Thommo’, last night…

Yup, last season’s Morton kit was right on the money.

I don’t see much wrong with that Morton Joma kit. Decent collar, sponsor logo not in a stupid white rectangle, reasonably simple design.

Could have been worse, he could have brought on a perma-injured Welshman specifically to take a penalty.

You never watched Real Madrid v Man City?

Or the sunshine. Or maybe the boogie.

Good stuff for us safe as houses in the top flight, planning our hols, lighting cigars, couldn’t give a fcuk neutrals.

We need Jim Leishman… Oh I’m so proud to be fae’ Fife, We’ve just been made a city, But when you come to visit us, The place is just as shitty.

It seems to me that the whole thing with flares and smoke, never mind pitch invasions, has quickly escalated and got out of hand. I might be wrong, but the first time I really noticed the scale of it over here was that time the Liverpool fans tried to create a ‘welcome to hell’ type atmosphere outside Anfield ahead of a big Champions League game. I think we’re a baw-hair away now from someone throwing a lit flare at a player taking a corner and maybe genuinely injuring them. It’ll come to a head at some ground next season, where a kid, or a player, gets seriously injured.