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pozbaird last won the day on February 19 2020

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  1. Anyone else experience the one at school age where you woke up on a Saturday or Sunday morning, thought for a brief moment it was a school day, then quickly realised it was the weekend? Say ‘yasssss!’ to yourself, then crash out again for a good old long lie-in. I can’t be alone in experiencing that simple pleasure! Surely.
  2. Indeed. We just enjoyed a week of the late, late, late show win and winding up the Dandies. Fcuking go for it.
  3. Nibbling all the chocolate from around the edges of a Club biscuit before wolfing the remainder down with a cuppa’.
  4. Right enough. Half an hour to see it out, or, if not actually see it out, half an hour in which to try and not be Scotland’s version of Luton Town that week.
  5. Amazon’s Alexa is doing my tits in these days. If she’s the future, if she’s artificial intellegence, we’re doomed… ’Alexa, what’s the distance from Glasgow to Southampton?’ ’I’ve found a dog grooming salon near you in Uddingston. It’s eight miles away. It’s currently closed’. ’Oh fcuk off’. ’Beeeeeep.’
  6. On or off, he didn’t half make an arse of it. In regard to a previous point about the manner of our defeat, and a ‘brain fart’ gubbing being preferable to being robbed by VAR or shafted by a refereeing decision, I understand the jist of that, but… if we’re going to lose by three goals to a rival of similar size and stature, I’d rather we didn’t do it by being 2-0 up after 53 minutes, but manage to ship five goals in the time it takes to scoff a Big Yardley Breakfast.
  7. A question I ask myself a dozen times during every medal. The answer is usually because I’m shite.
  8. It is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
  9. Nearly forgot a good one…. You open a new coffee jar that has the tightly fitted paper seal on top. You punch a hole in it with a flourish, rip the seal completely off, and take in that initial rich waft of freshly opened coffee. It’s the coffee equivalent of bursting bubble wrap bubbles, or, when at school, covering your forearm with PVA glue and when it dries, peeling the stuff off. IMHO.
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