falkirkthebigclub

We're so bored but we've got no boardroom...

We should have the luxury of chucking in a Jim Holmes-style shocker every week. We simply aren't set up, coached or trained to score goals.

Anyone blaming our defensive performances doesn't really get it.

Don't expect a performance anything like the 6-0 game from us. I thought your players looked decent that day, as individuals, but didn't seem aware of what jobs Duffy wanted them to do* & we took advantage. McManus, like the rest of our team, struggles with McKinnon's clueless approach and will appear frustrated & lacking confidence. *Basically what our opponents have been saying about us recently.

Don't overthink it, just make sure you turn up with a motivated team. That's pretty much all you need.

BSLM as PM. Let's start righting some wrongs.

Two things: Sack the c**t now or we're definitely in this league next season. Well fucking trolled, Greenock Morton FC. Well played.

Happy to show Linlithgow due respect by treating them like any other opposition. f**k the town, f**k their fans and f**k the stadium. f**k Airdrie as well.

Would "some daft symbol" have been in common use in 1930s Central Europe, by any chance?

The Airdrieonians, Shirley?

Are they called Airdrie or Ardrie Utd these days?

The cup tie ticks all the boxes, we get to feel entitled to more tickets AND a routine win*. *obviously aware of the bear-pit nature of the fixture. Actually hoping it finishes a draw so another away support can moan about our ticket prices.

Hanging around the Howgate = OFTW

£37.45

Only just.

2nd, mate.

Daft Uncle Mark wanted to turn the place into a cafe/Air BnB but we managed to ship him off to a care home in Bexley.

No Waitrose for miles & Uber Eats don't deliver to this area. Not sure if we want to live here, will have a think & get back to you in about an hour...

Utter shambles of a 'club'. I'll give it until the end of the month then cancel my subscription if they don't sort this out.

Anyone else having problems with FTV? I've been getting a "this site may be hacked" warning for over a week now.

Fucking shocked an Alloa fan knows all about the history of Rangers. Our most positive news in years still making the club look an utter shambles is peak Falkirk.

Russell Latapy (Porto) Shirley?

Sounds like Ally has a few bob. He should consider investing.

Don't think this guy has released any information which hasn't created factions/caused division within our support. Toxic.

Wouldn't even make a Fifer cross a bridge built by this lot (or MC for that matter) tbh