falkirkthebigclub

I'll be voting for John 'Yogi' Hughes.

Do we call them sheep or ***s?

Achoo!

John 'Yogi' Hughes.

Brilliant stuff. I thought Catherine Tate nailed it.

Thoughts & prayers are obviously with the victims but also with the Green Brigade at this ideologically awkward time.

Captain Tom.

Welcome to the Ignore List, Dave.

Apologies for slipping out of character. What I should've said was: Any eruption will be fucking massive and watched by huge crowds... like Falkirk.

Only on webcams. I would expect an eruption to be a slightly larger version of this eruption from 2021, a few kilometres from Grindavik. Skip to 3:30 to see how little fucks Icelandic people give. Wouldn't be me.

I wouldn't pay too much attention to some of the more alarmist takes. The 2010 Eyjafjallajokull incident was so disruptive as a volcanic mountain erupted under a massive glacier, water expands to several hundred time its volume when it comes into contact with lava, pulverising the surrounding rock into fine particles & propelling them to high altitudes which could've clogged jet engines. If/when this happens, it's likely to be a fissure eruption, basically the ground splitting apart & lava/gases being released through an open wound (Kenneth!) in the terrain. Obviously bad news for the town of Grindavik but the damage/disruption to infrastructure should be localised.

Highland legend, let this be his time.

The thing about that is, he'll try to walk it in...

That accent.

Why would the 7th-placed team sack their manager after losing to the runaway leaders? That doesn't make sense.

Did a foreigner chop them off?

<<Fraudulent Edvard Munch.

Row H behind the home dugout though...

Allo-ass.

Gun violence might be the reason US clubs don't get big crowds.

Get this nosey auld shite on the case.

But I'm talking about Shaft's grave...

He's a complicated man but no one understands him but his undertaker.

Finally got round to opening a Christmas gift, Paloma Linkwood 14 y/o bottled by Goldfinch. Rich, sweet & fruity with a hint of spice. A beautiful dram. Highly recommended if you're a fan of Glengoyne 18/21. At 53.8%, I went with one small ice cube and barely noticed the alcohol. Would love to try one of their Caol Ilas.