The Arch

I finished a four year journalism course at Caley last year, and have got a pretty good job out of it. Some of the courses you have to do in the first couple of years are tedious, but it does get better, and I enjoyed it.

It's called a virgil.

You could lend your van to someone else, and they could run him over.

You could just have a quiet word and say that if he doesn't hand himself in, you'll run him over in your van.

Is the guy in the rbs rugby posters you sometimes see at train stations and the like, ex Ayr and Partick Thistle defender David Craig?

I really hate it when you're listening to Galaxy - I know I shouldn't but sometimes I do - and they play the "best bits" from the breakfast show with Des and Vanessa. Always, always, crap. Never remotely funny. All Scottish dj's are rubbish, and they are the epitome of that generalisation.

Nobody seems to care about rugby league, except you.

Cheers. 37 pages of good will messages just for my birthday. I'm touched.

http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/124144-haha-lol/page__pid__4254388__st__0entry4254388 This great thread started by Muggy, who changed his name to Bobby Cox, after the true shame of this car crash hit him in the morning.

What manly cars could I get for a similar car? People look up to me as a real manly guy, so I wouldn't be happy being seen looking even slightly effeminate

Is a Toyota Yaris a "woman's" car? I was out with the laaads last night, and told them I was going to buy one now that I've passed my test, and I got ripped for it.

Thanks, Andy. You're like a wise old Yoda.

Certainly not. That would be mean. I was burst. Doesn't really matter in the end.

Tried last night to give a girl a fake number, but instead gave her my correct number. I'm a tool.

An attractive older woman of around 45 years of age just came to my door, read me a few passages of the bible, and I quite enjoyed it. Is this ok?

His playing style might suggest that to be the case, but I don't think he actually was.

Jeremy Bates was 54th in the world at the pinnacle of his career, and only won 1(one) singles title in his whole career. What a useless comparison. If it was Barry Cowan you'd brought up I'd have agreed, but not Jez.

In the last three days I've been on 13 different train journeys, 6 bus journeys and 2 car journeys. Is this illegal or a new world record?

Leeds have taken their eyes of the prize. What a faux pas.

Right on the money.

Liking these. Might alternate between them. Don't want my patter to dry up, so it's good to mix it up.

I'm trying to think of good way to greet people in texts because I'm bored with hi, hey and yo. Any suggestions?

Teeline's much more common sense. You're worth buying the book Teeline Gold, and see if you can get a few CD's at different speeds. It's the cheapest way of doing it.

What sorta under armour would you recommend? I wouldn't mind getting something to wear under my football top when it's cold, if it's not too expensive.

It was suggested on jagsforum.net that they had Archie Knox lined up incase Fenlon turned it down, which would be absolutely hilarious.