Jeff Venom

You are joking, right?

Thought Morton were absolutely howling and we were very comfortable with some spells of really good stuff. I think they may be worse than Thistle were when they visited Somerset this time last season. Pretty ropey couple of goals for us to concede when Morton shouldn’t have been anywhere near getting something from the game, and I thought McCowan, Kelly, Moffat, Forrest and Doc were outstanding. Really nice stuff going forward between those guys, McGuffie too when he came on.

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Weird how he thought it was everyones business about how his life is pretty cushty and therefore doesn't want to rock the boat. As you say, cut and paste job from tired a bingo card.

You're the one saying it is, and being asked to show it. Ffs this is like answering an exam question that asks show something with your working with "no, you show YOUR working".

You've quite clearly not read a single thing anyone has said since your 2016 Willie Rennie hot take.

Fair enough if there is actual credible data to demonstrate Scottish kids are lagging. Perhaps someone on the inside in Scotland would be able to comment; my experience of the English system in London was that children coming into year 7 (p7 for Scotland, but secondary is started earlier) all had to be retested because no one trusted the primary school data that followed the child into the secondary. And that was just in one borough with relatively good state schools. That was a localised issue. Expanded across a city and a country, I don't know how credible stats are collated on pupil performance with so much subjectivity built in from early on. Like a tolerance stack up in engineering. And by the way, the two "good" and "outstanding" schools I taught in, with class sizes of up to 33, taught to the test as well, because league tables and funding.

Please feel free to be very very specific as to why this is.

I'm reading fans were chanting "one more time" for Lesnar to do Rollins again. Are fans just being generally disruptive here, or have Rollins and Lesnar seen a ridiculous switcheroo considering where they both were going in to Mania a few months ago?

Read Bojo today talking about the 2014 indy ref and scrambling around for the numbers, while calling the SNP the Scottish "Nationalist" Party. He's either being subtle in his use of a certain word and it's connotations, while sounding relaxed about the previous result being "for a generation", or he is a blustering ignorant imbecile. Or both.

Weird how having belief in a countrys ability to pick itself up and succeed only seems to apply when a Tory is saying it about old Blighty, but doesn't extend to Scotland alone because, well, why is that?

No idea why Sutton is taking pelters here, but nonetheless; looking forward to heading up for the league opener. Hopefully a good crowd and a good contest. I was way more confident this time last year, even against a relegated Thistle, than I am for this Saturday, but we had also skewered our league cup group. Looking forward to seeing McCowan and Kelly mainly.

Think that's the wrong hill Craig if I'm honest. I think you really wanted us in the next round to help banish your Nomadic demons.

Not sure how being half English myself sits with growing up in Scotland and having anti-English bias woven into my fabric from birth.

The Express and Mail are not going to fail to deliver.

A contempt for peoples intelligence with a deeply engrained arrogance and, to be honest, when they are the most elected party these Isles have seen, why change? People buy in to them hook, line, and sinker time after time. And now that consumerism has reached politics, everyone is a brand; so f**k if Bojo is a shape shifting blundering lying misogynistic racist...he's so on brand right now.

Think tank presumably means facade for one last aggressive campaign using whatever tricks and funding they can garner to preserve his beloved yoonyin. Eat your cereal x 1,000,000 incoming.

Emptying the Tories would be a start.

Those who aren't enjoying the "relative wealth" in "this part of the world", seeing as it's never has been a better time to be alive here, as per Oaksofts post.

That's a hell of an extrapolation from Oaksoft v2.0s post and mine, to that. Please show your working.

All the more reason then to try and mend the roof for others from a position of relative comfort instead of idly sitting back like an I'm alright Jack sad act.

Was reading your reply waiting for you to go, haha nah did he f**k he stroked both their egos and put them both in his w**k bank. Will try and catch it.

Andrew Neil to "interview" both Tory leadership hopefuls. What is even the point? It's not a public choice.

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