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They are gonna have egg on their face next spring when he takes the IPL money. That and he's South African.

Seeing as KP is allegedly off to India to take the money it would be a stupid choice to appoint him. Get Fat Boab in there, Mike Brearly didn't deserve to be in the team either but he was the best Captain England have had in the past 35 years.

Lets not forget that Broad was dropped as he was "jaded and tired" so guess who is playing in a 4 day match versus Harmison and Durham?

Another weird choice of team - for a team that needs to score runs they have brought back someone who they dropped 2 weeks ago as he wasn't scoring and since then he hasn't scored, Collingwood has scored 92 first class runs this season whilst the soak that is Flintoff hasn't exactly been batting his socks off - it's a total jobs for the boys attitude and not picking the players in form. Still with Captain Calamity going first ball maybe they'll finally drop the useless git.

From Hell - Johnny Depp solves Jack the Ripper whilst having a really strange accent whilst Heather Graham is the cleanest looking 1880's whore you've ever seen - 7/10, not a patch on the book but then it was never going to be.

Watched it again last week and it really is a superb film, although I did start thinking to myself has there ever been another film where the person credited 2nd on the credits doesn't actually appear in the fillm until 1h 55 minutes in.

Hidden - 7/10 - it's a great idea but somehow it just doesn't pull together as it should although that scene in Majids flat is a bit of a shocker. I'm just not sure that sitting watching the action behind the closing credits is any way to work out what is actually going on.

WTF!!!!!!!!! it's bad enough bringing back that soak Flintoff when his form has done nothing to show that he's ready for test cricket but to play a bloke who until Wednesday was taking his kids to Alton Towers today is just weird. Hoggard, Harmison, Jones and Mahmood must be spitting tacks over the weirdest England bowling selection since Joey Benjamin or Arnie Sidebottom.

Crash Test Dummies - mmm, mmm, mmmm

Collingwood has just got a 4 match ban for slow over rate. About time too.

Lou Reed playing "Berlin" at the Edinburgh Playhouse last night. FANFREAKINGTASTIC!!!!!!! (even if it is the most depressing album ever made)

Lou Reed in Edinburgh on Wednesday

Has anyone seen Rinky? I'm scared he may finally have realised he supports a pish team in the third division and might have done something silly - like believe Ken Bates.

Ha Ha Ha Ha 13 minutes to go until the scum stay down, c'mon the Rovers.

The Longest Day - 8/10 Exceptionally badly acted (yes you John Wayne) but it's the film that Saving Private Ryan fails miserably to beat in terms of excitement and tension. "Can't anyone read a compass in this outfit" "There it is men, Omaha beach" "I heard two clicks" and the quote that I use more than any other quote from any other film - "hold until relieved, hold until relieved"

Funniest nights entertainment I've had in years. Marching on to Hereford.

What an utter grade A knob of a man Ken Bates is, why doesn't he feck off back to London.

You tell me, you are the self proclaimed expert on the Albion ....well until you threw your toys out of the pram, aint that right Fieldy old boy

As a Hornet I have to say the best game I've ever seen was the playoff final when the Leeds scum bottled it big style and the golden boys thrashed them, remind me of the score? -

Yes but at least it knocked the sense into me not to support a team of thugs and cheats.

They put in place a CVA without telling anyone which is a flagrant breach of league rules. Interesting that they get docked 15 points for trying to manipulate the system and yet nothing happened to them when Revie bribed his way to a league championship.

Thunderball - overlong, badly edited and featuring never ending underwater scenes - 6/10.

He won't. I await with great relish the moment the scum find out they have not got "their" points back.

Citizen Kane - 10/10 Quite simply the greatest movie ever made in terms of technical achievement and the advancement of cinema plus the story aint half bad and the acting is superb.

Licence to Kill - shit Bond film (probably the worst of the lot) that plays like an extended episode of "Miami Vice" instead of a Bond film but which does have the two hottest Bond girls of all time. 4/10 (and 3 of them are for Talisa Soto)