Poet of the Macabre

Poor Cammy Gill even has to sit on the bench for the 20s

Scott Bain is going to be Celtic and Scotland number one. Absolutely twilight zone stuff.

They're one point off the top four with a game in hand...

Spot the guy who was bullied by a Hearts fan as a kid, sheesh.

9th Brechin 10th Stenny Brechin to be relegated in the play-off by Annan.

Updated the thread title with new fixture date. I can't make the game now, which is disappointing.

Dundee United game confirmed for Tuesday 26th March.

Nope.

I'd been looking forward to the game, so was a bit of a pisser when I heard it was called off. Especially with the club boasting about there not being a need for a pitch inspection at 9am. Was a bit funny they said the rain would get rid of the snow...only for the pitch to end up waterlogged. Ended up looking quite daft tbh.

Brave analysis there, with them being in the top four for almost the entire season.

Dullard who thinks obvious joke is 100% sincere. Brainless teuchtar found.

I don't think many people *expect* us to win tomorrow but at least we're going in thinking we have a good chance. Highland Derby called off tonight, so a chance for us to move four points clear of Caley.

I know plenty of people who had never heard of Ayr United before these matches, so at least it's raising awareness.

Calamity as they can't even use an orange ball as it would clash with United's kit.

C'mon guys, why is everyone trying to get me down?