Poet of the Macabre

Enjoy these. I'd struggle to stay up.

"Your assistant recommends you only sign Curtis Main as a last resort"

Loved reading the European away day tales guys, thanks.

Who would you guys likely be looking at as a replacement for Goodwin, if he does indeed leave for Dens? Likely to go for another recently retired player?

What does this mean for us plebs with no prior knowledge? I hear you're getting Goodwin as well? Good appointment.

15 years ago today. Still remember the scenes at half time (maybe pre-match) with folk singing “Into The Valley” I’d told anyone that would listen that we were going all the way after beating United at EEP back in January. We get that penalty for the Balde handball and we would have won the Cup. Still remember going to the Open Day on the Sunday and seeing all the banners up around the town brought a tear to the eye. What a team that was.

Don't think he's ready for Killie and can't see the Buddies punting the PE teacher, even if they go down.

I wouldn't be outraged by Andy Ryan staying on but I'm certainly not going to campaign in favour of it.

Would probably take Kilday and Telfer at EEP.

Great username. That fella was a superb signing for lower league sides on FM back in the day.

Um, yes? Ned Stark kept the secret to his grave to protect Jon, despite the fact it made him look like a cheating p***k. He's still the rightful King and no melted throne or baffling banishment can change that. Well the season played out terribly, so with that thinking maybe they should have just kept him as Ned Stark's b*****d.

Agree with Grant totally here. Also, a change of scenery and a fresh start can do wonders.

It's not going to happen so I'm afraid it's a few more seasons in obscurity for the Rovers.

Will u visit? x Of course. It will be like visiting your recently divorced mate and assuring him his new, tiny flat really does give him more freedom.

I think clubs don't take things like this into consideration. Not only does it look unappealing to potential sponsors but I think it affects the enthusiasm of supporters in the ground as well.