madwullie

Hope it is. My eldest's is up for renewal now and I'd rather he got a red one like the rest of us.

Hey its the chlamydia kid

What you're all forgetting is that the rhyme is actually: "if the sound is 'ee', then put i before e, except after c"

Maybe they were just laughing at the state of you mate?

Not Hugh Hainey's best work but an insight into his style. Written for historic Hamilton.

There's a guy called Hugh Hainey that posts his work on Hamilton Past and Present. Always written in a really shite version of a Lanarkshire accent and almost universally applauded by the old biddies on there. Doesn't scan properly, really poor attempts at rhyming but the worst thing is that he's almost a celebrity on there. It's agonising. I'll post some of his stuff next time he pops up.

The more painful the better

I get them from my doctor

Omg delete account. I'm on strong painkillers atm. That's my only excuse.

Wtf is this? Was it really played during the war? Any more info on this match?

99% of that group are absolute roasters. There's the odd post which makes sense but you need to trawl through some amount of shite to find them. Joking aside it's literally the first ten posts on my news feed when I log in. I think I might have made a terrible mistake.

Joined well fans ii yesterday. A hundred notifications an hour

If the guarantee was in law and not a pledge on the front of The Record then I could vote for indy. Keeps it as democratic as possible. Make it clear as well that win by one is enough and there wont be any more for a period of 4 parliaments or something. That's fair enough and how I Woukd imagine it would pan out. Even without it being law it's been pretty well stated that a franchise vote on membership of the eu would be one the first acts of a independent Scottish Parliament. As it should be.

I think the best you'll get is a referendum on independence, with a guarantee (that will be fulfilled) of a referendum on entry to the eu a little further on. How would you vote in that case?

I think the assumption is that you've conned the ref so deserve a harsher punishment. Also used as a deterrent to show how much it is frowned on by "the beaks" (copyright James traynor)