An Sionnach

There is golf and athletics on this weekend. I have just had that Phil Mickelson and Kim Collins come through the airport.

It means you need to click the link on the "Fake Holy Water" thread, click on the link I put up and get yourself some Chammomile ordered to settle your digestive tract and dry up your leaky arse!

Royal Wánk of Scotland by any chance? They're an utter shower of shite!

The Royal Bank of Scotland..... ....no you're fúcking NOT! That is all.

There isn't?!?! Aww bollox!

"Dear Bank of Mum and Dad, I would like to have more money please as I have a huge electricity bill and internet connection charges to pay. I promise to leave home before I'm 30 if you pay me this. Love, Your little cherub"

"It's HOWARD Webb, Kilt! And don't you forget it!"

Oh and last night's game ruined by constant references to the English referee Clive Webb making good decisions, the English Assistant referees making good decisions and the "British" style headed goal. Yes, I know it's already been mentioned, but I was fúcking raging at Clive Tyldesley as well! Cúnt!

Be fair, I baffle the fúck out of most folk.....

If I was just talking to Wullie the Postie, then no. If I had someone in an armlock and was marching them to a flight, then yes! If there was a fire in Glasgow Airport, naked dancing or not, I'd be out of there like a shot. Remember the last one we had..... Hi Sam btw yersel'

Try here - http://www.fastfancydress.co.uk/FancyDressCostumes/Uniforms/DeluxeGermanOfficerSSNazi.html - although I don't think it will help your bid to join the Royal Family. There some clause about inbreeding....oh..

Yes, two whole people....broadcast worldwide as the camera's focussed a close up directly on them. And I'm not asking you to retract anything other's may have posted of an 'anti-English' nature. Chauvinism is chauvinism, whomsoever it is directed against. If it helps, an English colleague was equally disgusted at their "well out of order and embarrassing outfits". I actually felt for him as he was the lone Englishman watching the game in a pub packed full of Scots in Partick and reported that the reaction to the sight of those two was, shall we say, less than favourable! Incidentally, the same Royal Prince, interviewed on a pre-match visit to Wimbledon, exhorting the England Team on, was this "complete utter moron" - - make of that what you will!

There's an incredible irony that this is page 1941.....

There were two England "supporters" dressed in 2nd World War RAF Pilot's uniforms at yesterday's game. Imagine the uproar if any German supporter had turned up dressed in a Waffen SS uniform. The fúckers bring it on themselves and deserve everything that gets thrown at them (verbally, of course, I'm not condoning violence!)

You should have said hello! My Admin Assistant is on holibobs, hence me, his manager, having to stoop to menial tasks like taking out the days' post in his absence. He will not be back until 2nd July! It's at times like this I should be annoyed at the daft twat who authorised his leave - except, that was me!

I would offer some sort of protest, as an ex-cyclist myself (knees got too creaky), but I witnessed one today who merrily ignored the red traffic light as applying to them and whizzed across the junction with the rest of the pedestrians crossing at the Green Man signal. You're right - bunch of c***s!

Home Office under attack again then.....

Just to clarify, that should be "Wimmin (pah, grumble, moan, etc), (men should) just accept that you (ie us, the men) are never going to be right! Ach bollox....I'll get my brain in gear by lunchtime.....

On our drive into work this morning, George Bowie was going on about getting pelters from his Mrs for being "too nice" and opined that he couldn't understand how being "too nice" was a problem. I (stupidly) merely commented out loud that I knew how he felt, when the accusation of being "sickly, slushy and romantically sentimental" was levelled at me. So I said "Shut it, big bum" and was told "that's better". Wimmin, just accept that you are never going to be right!

Fond of homophobic abuse are we?

Dear gods, the "English" effect must be rubbing off on you. You'll be calling them scamps, rotters and thoroughly rotten eggs at this rate. Who do you live with, Lord Snooty?!

Jings! Is that richt? Help ma boab....!! Crivvens!

I'm glad I moved to Paisley!