An Sionnach
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Fucking Seagulls........I hate those b*****ds
Then move out of Arbroath......jeez!
(I have never fucked a seagull but I have suspicion that if I tried the seagull would win...
)I am not very good at mathematics but I have discovered an unarguable theorem: -
Time expands exponentially in direct proportion to the proximity of a long weekend off work.
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Next door neighbour has got a Vevuzela.....
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Oooofft! Ma feet are lowpin'.
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Emirates has just landed. The first of 9 flights to arrive in the next 20 minutes, with a total of 1,800 passengers.
Nurse, the screens please.....
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BBC Breakfast has a GP in to discuss the terrible peril of a three-day heatwave for the south-east. My heart bleeds for those unlucky enough to be affected with such extreme and truly horrid weather - looks like they'll have to crack open a cold one and sit in the garden.
The South East of England in "extreme weather" crisis - what a shower of attention-seeking fannies!
I didn't notice the STV camera's rushing into the back garden when I was getting sunburnt in Kings Park that week off I had in June!
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The summer charter flight season is well and truly underway. We are getting slaughtered between 1 and 2pm with around 6 flights and 1,500 - 2,000 pax all arriving within 15 minutes. It's moider, I tells ya!
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To steal Nick BCFC's thunder (where is he anyhow?), she was probably gantin' on a good fingering.
I'll stoop to your level; unfortunately not.
Rather like the German National Football Team, I failed to score as well!
And, by her own admission, she really is a mardy mare first thing in the morning...
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I have 22 hours to find a bus to T in the Park. And a holdall, and maybe a tent, some food. At least the drink and the costume are sorted.
Clothing - don't forget clothing. According to Clyde 1 Weather, there will be rain and sun over the weekend, so you are advised to take warm clothes, jumpers, long trousers, thick socks, and shorts, t-shirts, sun-cream and a hat and wellingtons.
Good luck with that!
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She must have a couple of aliases to give you two negative points?
It wouldn't surprise me......
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And now she's posting on here.....
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I did last night's dishes this morning and fed the guinea-pig and rats, only to get a row for not lying in bed for another 30 minutes instead.....
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Thugs.
No, that was the two "stewards" at East Stirlingshire who invited us into the car park for a fight and assaulted several of our support without cause.
Fatty in the brown coat and ringleader fatty in the black leather coat, who had also been dipping into the gate monies at East Stirlinghsire and Ochilview. As the defence solicitor said, when they failed to appear for the prosecution twice, it was surprising as they were frequent attendees at the Court and knew their way there perfectly well!
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LAWBREAKERS: Attending Falkirk Sheriff Court as a defender? Be sure to impress the judge and jury by wearing your very best Rangers top. Further praise can be earned by alternating between home and away strips for trials lasting more than one day.
On the contrary. We looked very smart when successfully defending the Falkirk Two at the Sheriff Court...
...who were exonerated from the heinous crime of causing a grazed heid by means of a lobbed toilet roll.
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There is golf and athletics on this weekend.
I have just had that Phil Mickelson and Kim Collins come through the airport.
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I just did a shit that felt like, and then subsequently looked like, pure water. It was pretty much transparent.
What does this mean I wonder.
It means you need to click the link on the "Fake Holy Water" thread, click on the link I put up and get yourself some Chammomile ordered to settle your digestive tract and dry up your leaky arse!
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Went in to pay off a bit of my credit card bill and was told my card hadn't been activated despite the fact I've used it twice.
Apparently they can't deal with the problem at the branch and I have to ring up the credit card hotline. Why do things like this have to be so ****ing complicated.Royal Wánk of Scotland by any chance? They're an utter shower of shite!
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The Royal Bank of Scotland.....
....no you're fúcking NOT!
That is all.
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I think i ll feel some withdrawal symptons of there not being a world cup match on today
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I just apply for fees, and it's a 5 minute job tops.
"Dear Bank of Mum and Dad,
I would like to have more money please as I have a huge electricity bill and internet connection charges to pay.
I promise to leave home before I'm 30 if you pay me this.
Love,
Your little cherub"
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Who's Clive Webb?
"It's HOWARD Webb, Kilt! And don't you forget it!"
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Correct, tell her to f**k off to Asda
Use Asda
Oh and last night's game ruined by constant references to the English referee Clive Webb making good decisions, the English Assistant referees making good decisions and the "British" style headed goal.
Yes, I know it's already been mentioned, but I was fúcking raging at Clive Tyldesley as well!
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You would baffle the f**k out of any terrorist, that much is certain!
Be fair, I baffle the fúck out of most folk.....
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Fantastic thanks. Don't worry kilt I have the requisite 14 toes to be able to apply to join the royal family
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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I concur, but they are also more dense than any other bird I know. The one on Arbroath Station trying to peck to death its reflection in the Waiting Room mirrored window for example!