An Sionnach
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School holidays, where pathetic sad cúnts have too much time on their hands!
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It's not exaclty a difficult concept, yet there were at least five absolute krimpets, in the five minutes I was in the vicinity, that were causing utter havoc with their shit grasp of lane discipline and/or their strange interpretation of a queue.
Please note the penultimate question in this helpful BAA statement...
There is also a contact point if you feel that the millions invested in the scheme have not been well spent,
.....or you can go online here:
How do I get in touch with Glasgow Airport if I have any more questions?
We always welcome passenger feedback. You’ll find feedback forms throughout theterminal building and we also have an area on our website where passengers can let us know about their experiences – go to glasgowairport.com/feedback
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Glasgow Airport have yet again changed their drop off point causing complete and utter confusion amongst the diddies and dregs of society i.e old folk, c***s who drive snidey Suzuki hatchbacks and fucktards with no sense of direction - often this is just one monumental, shit excuse for a human being.
I told you all about that two weeks ago. Pay fuckin' attention!!
(-6 for my "cat frightening the crap out of me" story?! Fuxake; I'll drop a line to Falkirk Sheriff Court and ask for ASBO's in Stenny to be lengthened!
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Partners who have migraines over the weekend, so you are forced to sit on the sofa watching the complete 4 series of Supernatural.
Then, when you have held a solitary Esbat Wiccan Ritual and are standing alone at 02:37 hrs in the back garden bathed in the light of the full moon at her zenith, next door's cat silently sneaking up behind you and, as you are deep in peaceful, meditative thoughts, going.......
....MIAOAAAAARRRRRWWWWLLLLLLL!!!!....
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Awra best Marty_J - keep on rock 'n' rollin', train-man!
Congrats Allstars#9 - an extremely decent chap from Airdrie (they DO exist, honest!)
Have a great day guys!
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Carrots have feelings too, you monster
Oh wow....heavy man, too heavy...
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You're an omnivore again? Yay!
Mon the meat eaters!
Again, you have completely missed the point!
Incidentally, I noticed the major flavouring ingredient on packets of Walker's Beef and Yorkshire Pudding flavoured and German Sausage flavoured crisps last night was "Poultry Broth". Nary a mention of pig or beef essences at all. Feel free to check a packet yourself or the review here - http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/walkers-english-roast-beef-yorkshire-pud-crisps/1451757/
That is one excellent reason why I am and will remain a vegetarian!
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I'm now a convert - how could I have been so wrong?.....
"If you squint, tilt your head to one side, and stand rougly 3ft away, you can make out the face of Jesus in Gloria's feathers. Sort of."
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/835932-jesus-found-in-chickens-feathers
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*Note to Kilt - have my allocation of today's two red dots for existing.
*Note to Dubs - have my allocation of today's two red dots for still breathing.
Incidentally, I'd love to know what your problem is with me, that you have this one-boy fatwah going?
PS Cheers for the advice to Lyn-Marie and Mr X - It shall be sorted, no probs, it's just an unecessary pain in the arse from a major company that are currently parading themselves in their advertising as the "listening bank". Hypocrites!
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Not read the whole story so its maybe been covered, but why don't you just keep your RBS account and put in a monthly standing order from your BOS account to cover your payments? Or do you need to have your main banking with them as part of the T+C's?
Repayments have become too expensive.
I tried to negotiate a lower rate over a longer term.
RBS said no.
I moved banks to BoS.
RBS played dirty, keeping my repayments and an account open.
BoS would like to take over loan but can't because RBS have put a debt chasing company, Westcot, on the account, hence a "bad debt" mark on my credit worthiness.
I have kept up the RBS payments but can't swap it to BoS and am in the same financial armlock thanks to RBS.
I am considering declaring myself bankrupt to fúck them all up!
RBS - the "listening" bank - my fúcking arse!
Capitalism? = RBS are the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
Avanti populo, a la rescossa, bandiera rossa, bandiera rossa...avanti populo, a la rescossa, bandiera rossa, et libertad. Bandiera rossa, la triomphera! bandiera rossa, la triomphera, bandiera rossa, la triomphera, Viva Socialism, bella libertad!*
*Note for youngsters - this is a popular song amongst the Spanish Civil War veterans, Marxists and Socialists across fascist oppressed Europe - read yer history books! Peace, love and solidarity, comrades of the old brigade! (Ask yer Red Clydesider granda's.....)
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Not really. Theres nothing stopping you applying for a loan with another bank to pay the RBS one off.
Aye, there is. It's complicated by the fact the RBS have involved a debt collecting agency despite me continuing to make full monthly payments, thus fúcking my chances of a BoS loan with this "bad credit" record they've created.
Hope you get it sorted out, though.
Cheers, much appreciated!
(Gaz - no longer the "worst one of them all" - not that you ever were, of course)
And you called Gaz thick?
Do what Mr X says; take out a completely separate loan with whatever bank you want, and use it to pay off RBS.
(We shall then wait a few months in anticipation of you moaning about having to actually repay the money
)1. I take it back, as I'm thick when it comes to money.
2. See above
3. I'm not complaining about paying; I'm complaining about not being able to renegotiate the rate at which I'm paying and being fúcked over by the RBS capitalist bastárds!
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As I said, I agree that the wording of the letters is poor. However, it's plain as day to see what they're saying. You want to close this account - you either repay the loan, or to keep the loan you need to keep the account open. It's not rocket science.
I wanted to renegotiate the RBS loan as the repayments are becoming onerous but the RBS wouldn't let me.
Thus I changed banks to BoS but, as I should have added, BoS can't take over the loan (at a better repayment rate) whilst it is in dispute with RBS.
So RBS have effectively trapped me into either settling the loan in full (impossible) or keeping the increasingly crippling repayments at the current rate with them and stopping me from repaying them in full by negotiating a better consolidation loan with another bank.
Does that make it any clearer as to why I would like to see the RBS as the next corporate institution to go into financial meltdown a la Berings/Northen Rock et al?!
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Surely what that's saying is just that you took out a personal loan with them on the condition that you hold an RBS account, and you have two choices:
- Either close the account and repay the personal loan (as you don't fulfil that condition any more)
- Keep the account open (and keep the personal loan)?
The monthly payment issue is irrelevant. I agree that the wording of the letters you've received could be improved, but it doesn't seem too hard to work out.
No, you're being as thick as them.
The point is, it shouldn't matter where my salary is being paid into, providing I'm meeting my monthly payments - which I am and haven't missed since the loan started. I wanted to renegotiate the loan but they wouldn't have it and were so unhelpful I decided to change banks.
So despite meeting all my repayments as usual and having the account kept open - according to them - they are now demanding the whole loan be repaid because I have closed my account, but I haven't because - according to them - it can't be closed whilst I still have a loan with them.
It's banking according to Joseph Heller, FFS!
It's fully adjustable for various sizes because we used it when he was a young'un so i don't see why a rat wouldn't fit into one
Thanks for that. If we get one for the Guinea-pig, we'll have a shot at adjusting it to fit the rats. The only problem I can see is getting it on the rat in the first place!
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Royal Bank of Scotland have fecked up....
How can they constantly f**k up something so simple?!
Because they are the Royal Bank of Scotland and they are SHITE!!
I changed bank accounts from the Royal Bank of Scotland to the Bank of Scotland. I now have two letters from the RBS as follows:
1. We demand the repayment of your RBS personal loan as you have closed your account and having a open RBS account is a condition of the loan.
2. We cannot close your account as requested as you have an outstanding personal RBS loan.
Dear RBS,
Make your fúcking minds up. Either I HAVE or I DON'T have an account with you!
What's even more irksome is that I am still making my regular monthly repayments to them!
We (me and my sister) had leads for our Guinea Pigs. Not that we took them anywhere interesting for walks, just round the garden or close. I was an incredibly cool kid.
I have a harness for my ferret
Loving the harness! We just let Kishmuil guinea-pig run round the lounge for exercise. I have just emailed my partner and suggested we invest in a harness to take Kishmuil walkies round the garden.
Do they do them in rat size as well?!
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Quintin Jardine is the least talented published author I have ever read.
Quintin Jardine is a talentless hack
He (Jardine) is utterly stinking.
Well I find him entertaining and he passes the time on the many bus journey's I make during the week.It'd be a dull world if we all liked the same things.
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PS A -1 for my choice of book to read? Fantastic!!
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Apart from Colin Forbes, Quintin Jardine is the least talented published author I have ever read. I found his books beyond laughable.
According to an, erm, informed source, he is a total c**t of a man also.
DCC Bob Skinner first appeared in print in 1993 when Skinner's Rules was published, the book was the happy result of QJ reading a novel whilst on holiday in 1989 which he described as 'absolute crap' and announced that he could do better himself.
Go write a book then.....
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During my weeks' holiday in June, I was out in the back garden, basking in the sunshine reading this:
http://www.quintinjardine.com/sections/Bob%20Skinner/skinnersordeal.html
It was lying in a bundle of old books my partner had bagged up for the charity shop and, in lieu of anything else, I started browsing through it. It was surprisingly gripping and, after I compared it to Ian Rankin, Alex Gray and St.Brookmyre's stuff, it stood up extremely well. It is definitely a page turner but plausible and darkly entertaining. So much so that I finished it in two days and went on to the other book she had:
http://www.quintinjardine.com/sections/Bob%20Skinner/skinnersmission.html
Again, a gripping story and it is linked to the first book I read. In fact, I liked them so much that, with some Father's Day book tokens I bought and read:
http://www.quintinjardine.com/sections/Bob%20Skinner/skinnersround.html
The Witch element in the storyline could have got my hackles up but it was very sympathetically dealt with and the story as a whole was entertaining.
My only disappointment was that I didn't start with the first book in the series, but I am now reading:
http://www.quintinjardine.com/sections/Bob%20Skinner/skinnersrules.html
and am beginning to put the background family plot lines into place.
For some realistic, gripping, page-turning and thoroughly entertaining police detective fiction, I commend to you:
http://www.quintinjardine.com/sections/Bob%20Skinner/Bob%20Skinner.html
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The sewage treatment plant in this town is a joke !. Had to close all the doors and windows as the smell is givin is the boak
Sure it wasn't Cowden down on a pre-season friendly trip!
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I'm very much looking forward to the start of the season on Sunday, I reckon it'll be a full 3 months before it all becomes a drab mess again.
What's the betting that if, (sorry), when it all goes tits-up, Morton will blame the "dodgy" floodlights they bought off St.Mirren when Love Street closed as a contributing factor!
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Not like you to be interested in mens rings.
And the Honours Degree from the School of the Bleedin' Obvious goes to.....
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I'll leave this one to speak for itself...
Dear AllPaolo Nutini lost a ring in the airport on Tuesday, 13 July, between 1 and half 1.
Passenger X found it in the toilet near Starbucks and WH Smith airside before half past and handed it to a member of staff right outside it.
His description is that she was 35 - 40 years old, shoulder length blonde hair, and was wearing a blue short-sleeved shirt, and probably black trousers.
I'm hopeful that whoever was handed this ring has maybe stuck it in their pocket, or somewhere safe, with the intention of handing it in to lost property but forgot about it and has subsequently gone on days off.
Please can I ask that should you come across this ring you contact the Duty Manager.
Many Thanks for your assistance in this matter.
Paulo Nutjob -
The ring -
Just in case anyone in the PA1 locale is offered any dodgy jewellry in the next few days.....
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Thought your new partner was a female?
I didn't say what the dribble tasted of, did I?
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Absolutely knackered after the weekend and needed today off to recuperate. Must remember I am 50 not 25. Still shattered and woke up in my arm chair with dribble down my chin. I fear a nursing home may not be far off.....
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Well there's two of you at least - where's the third?
Keep it up lads, I go on leave for a fortnight this Friday - make the most of it until then!
