An Sionnach

I have just been asked if we have any key fobs for some spare keys at work. Yes, we do. They come in a variety of colours. So - "How many and what colours do you want" "Two please - not the blue ones, I'll have some green yins fer a ******"..... I going home now, appalled at the general pettiness of all things OF....

Then shut up, simple - like you.

Trust you to piss in the milk of human kindness. Butt out of things you kknow nothing about.

Deal.

So am I now, because so have I. Now can we stop raking over the ashes of past mistakes? Blessed Be yersel.

You missed out manic-deppressive. And that's rich coming a serial shagger like yourself. You're only happy when you're bragging about the latest bint you've dipped into or moaning that you haven't had it because they've left you. And, as you've been told elsewhere on this site, you're a total waste of space. This being a case in point.

1. As I recall, this was over four years ago and was dealt with by the Mods at the time. 2. Since when have you been appointed as a Mod and moral arbiter? 3. My original query was to your monkey, not the organ-grinder. 4. And I won't take lectures on propriety from some hypocritical cúnt who thinks it perfectly acceptable to post pictures of his latest shag-buckets' rack on the internet. So get down off your moral high horse and shut the fúck up.

Since when were you called Dubs and two, that is a gross distortion of the facts. Next.

Me and my ways, eh? Care to enlighten me as to what exactly you're talking about and answer my original question posed some days ago about precisely what it is that gets you so frothing at the mouth about me? You seem to be on some sort of crusade - I'm just curious as to why.

Well there's two of you at least - where's the third? Keep it up lads, I go on leave for a fortnight this Friday - make the most of it until then!

School holidays, where pathetic sad cúnts have too much time on their hands!

Please note the penultimate question in this helpful BAA statement... http://www.glasgowairport.com/portal/page/Glasgow%5EGeneral%5EAbout+Glasgow+Airport%5EMoving+Glasgow+Airport+forward%5EYour+questions+answered/0e9fb44b8ccf8210VgnVCM10000036821c0a____/448c6a4c7f1b0010VgnVCM200000357e120a____/ There is also a contact point if you feel that the millions invested in the scheme have not been well spent, .....or you can go online here:

I told you all about that two weeks ago. Pay fuckin' attention!! (-6 for my "cat frightening the crap out of me" story?! Fuxake; I'll drop a line to Falkirk Sheriff Court and ask for ASBO's in Stenny to be lengthened! ).

Partners who have migraines over the weekend, so you are forced to sit on the sofa watching the complete 4 series of Supernatural. Then, when you have held a solitary Esbat Wiccan Ritual and are standing alone at 02:37 hrs in the back garden bathed in the light of the full moon at her zenith, next door's cat silently sneaking up behind you and, as you are deep in peaceful, meditative thoughts, going....... ....MIAOAAAAARRRRRWWWWLLLLLLL!!!!....

Awra best Marty_J - keep on rock 'n' rollin', train-man! Congrats Allstars#9 - an extremely decent chap from Airdrie (they DO exist, honest!) Have a great day guys!

Oh wow....heavy man, too heavy...

Again, you have completely missed the point! Incidentally, I noticed the major flavouring ingredient on packets of Walker's Beef and Yorkshire Pudding flavoured and German Sausage flavoured crisps last night was "Poultry Broth". Nary a mention of pig or beef essences at all. Feel free to check a packet yourself or the review here - http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/walkers-english-roast-beef-yorkshire-pud-crisps/1451757/ That is one excellent reason why I am and will remain a vegetarian!

I'm now a convert - how could I have been so wrong?..... http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/835932-jesus-found-in-chickens-feathers

*Note to Dubs - have my allocation of today's two red dots for still breathing. Incidentally, I'd love to know what your problem is with me, that you have this one-boy fatwah going? PS Cheers for the advice to Lyn-Marie and Mr X - It shall be sorted, no probs, it's just an unecessary pain in the arse from a major company that are currently parading themselves in their advertising as the "listening bank". Hypocrites!

Repayments have become too expensive. I tried to negotiate a lower rate over a longer term. RBS said no. I moved banks to BoS. RBS played dirty, keeping my repayments and an account open. BoS would like to take over loan but can't because RBS have put a debt chasing company, Westcot, on the account, hence a "bad debt" mark on my credit worthiness. I have kept up the RBS payments but can't swap it to BoS and am in the same financial armlock thanks to RBS. I am considering declaring myself bankrupt to fúck them all up! RBS - the "listening" bank - my fúcking arse! Capitalism? = RBS are the first against the wall when the revolution comes. Avanti populo, a la rescossa, bandiera rossa, bandiera rossa...avanti populo, a la rescossa, bandiera rossa, et libertad. Bandiera rossa, la triomphera! bandiera rossa, la triomphera, bandiera rossa, la triomphera, Viva Socialism, bella libertad!* *Note for youngsters - this is a popular song amongst the Spanish Civil War veterans, Marxists and Socialists across fascist oppressed Europe - read yer history books! Peace, love and solidarity, comrades of the old brigade! (Ask yer Red Clydesider granda's.....)

Aye, there is. It's complicated by the fact the RBS have involved a debt collecting agency despite me continuing to make full monthly payments, thus fúcking my chances of a BoS loan with this "bad credit" record they've created. Cheers, much appreciated! (Gaz - no longer the "worst one of them all" - not that you ever were, of course) 1. I take it back, as I'm thick when it comes to money. 2. See above 3. I'm not complaining about paying; I'm complaining about not being able to renegotiate the rate at which I'm paying and being fúcked over by the RBS capitalist bastárds!

I wanted to renegotiate the RBS loan as the repayments are becoming onerous but the RBS wouldn't let me. Thus I changed banks to BoS but, as I should have added, BoS can't take over the loan (at a better repayment rate) whilst it is in dispute with RBS. So RBS have effectively trapped me into either settling the loan in full (impossible) or keeping the increasingly crippling repayments at the current rate with them and stopping me from repaying them in full by negotiating a better consolidation loan with another bank. Does that make it any clearer as to why I would like to see the RBS as the next corporate institution to go into financial meltdown a la Berings/Northen Rock et al?!

No, you're being as thick as them. The point is, it shouldn't matter where my salary is being paid into, providing I'm meeting my monthly payments - which I am and haven't missed since the loan started. I wanted to renegotiate the loan but they wouldn't have it and were so unhelpful I decided to change banks. So despite meeting all my repayments as usual and having the account kept open - according to them - they are now demanding the whole loan be repaid because I have closed my account, but I haven't because - according to them - it can't be closed whilst I still have a loan with them. It's banking according to Joseph Heller, FFS! Thanks for that. If we get one for the Guinea-pig, we'll have a shot at adjusting it to fit the rats. The only problem I can see is getting it on the rat in the first place!

Because they are the Royal Bank of Scotland and they are SHITE!! I changed bank accounts from the Royal Bank of Scotland to the Bank of Scotland. I now have two letters from the RBS as follows: 1. We demand the repayment of your RBS personal loan as you have closed your account and having a open RBS account is a condition of the loan. 2. We cannot close your account as requested as you have an outstanding personal RBS loan. Dear RBS, Make your fúcking minds up. Either I HAVE or I DON'T have an account with you! What's even more irksome is that I am still making my regular monthly repayments to them! Loving the harness! We just let Kishmuil guinea-pig run round the lounge for exercise. I have just emailed my partner and suggested we invest in a harness to take Kishmuil walkies round the garden. Do they do them in rat size as well?!

Well I find him entertaining and he passes the time on the many bus journey's I make during the week. It'd be a dull world if we all liked the same things.