Swarley

PILF?

Family furious after rogue Range Rover parked in driveway near airport for days If that was my driveway there's no way that they'd be sneaking the car back out. I wouldn't touch the car but I'd definitely have blocked it.

Shocked builder hit with 51 driving fines in one day after racking up £6k charges

Which one of you sad sacks is this?

One of my favourite non Seahawk players.

Hang the DJ!

I said posh not pish.

You know it's a bad design when ScotRail troll you

Agreed. An absolute mystery why they didn't.

Ah, the posh side of Glasgow then?

I don't usually wish ill nor injury on players. But feck it, hope this piece of shit is absolutely wiped out on the 1st play of next season.

Location: Glasgow No further questions Your Honour.

Came for the breasts, left disappointed* *which is precisely what she said.

"Hi I have an urgent query, can you do this now, its for senior management..." "Not really no as I have other high priority work I'm doing, the earliest I could even start looking at it is the end of next week" "Oh yeah that would be fine" Then why the f#ck did you say it was urgent then?!

Counting the servant's latrine?

Well done. You've taken a step forward. Sometimes it's just talking to someone that can help.

There's one thing you can do mate, pack up your stuff and quit. Queen of the South boss admits side in relegation dogfight after derby defeat

Bobby Wagner to the Commanders. I see Raiders have released Jimmy G.

Expected to be picked in the 2nd round of the Draft? Helluva LB for Ohio State last year.

Is that why the Assistant Manager did the post match interview?

This is a bigger con job than that Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow.

WSW are on a horrendous run, he must be very close to getting punted. Then he can go back to his tv gig rather than stoking class divides in Sydney and blaming all his woes on everyone else. Straight over to celebrate in front of Rudan too with the "call me". Ha get it up him.