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Swarley

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  1. Flightplan Utter pap, fell asleep half way through and still worked out what was happening 4/10 The Lost Boys Excellent 8/10 Currently watching Lethal Weapon, again excellent 8/10
  2. Da Vinci Code - 7/10 Haven't read the book, thought it was a decent enough story. Numb bum rating of 9/10 though, goes on for quite a long time !! And if another 70 year old sitting near me said "When does Rosslyn appear" I would have started smacked them !! 92
  3. Stealth No bad but entirely predictable. Terminator, Battlestar Galactica, Wargames...the list is endless, when will Man learn not to trust machines ? 6/10 Ocean's Twelve Fairly entertaining 7/10
  4. Mars Attacks! Pish, but highly enjoyable pish 6/10 "Do not run away, we come in Peace"
  5. Speaking of which, I usually hate JK & Joel, but their playing 2 hours of classic tunes at the moment on Radio 1 - Prince Charming by Adam & the Ants at the moment
  6. Hang on, it's only Good Friday. I thought you couldn't eat Easter eggs until Sunday ? That's like blasphamy isn't it ? I fully expect a band of p!ssed off Christian fanatics to be making their way to your house right now !
  7. Fantastic Four Rairly entertaining 7/10 Batman Begins Much better than the previous Batman pish 8/10
  8. Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation 1/10 Utter, utter pish. As a review on IMDB says "And that's a good hour and 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back... Thanks...... This movie was quite possibly one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life"
  9. Madagascar 5/10 Not as good as I'd been led to believe, not enough of the Penguins for my liking
  10. Great minds eh !! Hellboy not bad, but not brilliant 6/10
  11. Catwoman - I could watch Halle Berry all day but this was rank awful. 1/10 (and that 1 would be given to Ms Berry )
  12. Wallace & Gromit and the Curse of the Were-Rabbit Entertaining and very funny in parts 8/10
  13. Flight of the Phoenix Pap 4/10 Aliens (Director's cut) Quality 9/10 Team America World Police OK but not as good as I'd been led to believe 6/10
  14. Merchandise Utd were playing at Old Trafford that day !
  15. Aye that's the dude except he was carrying a sword instead of a wee suitcase !!
  16. Did he play Hector ? None of the burds were up to much hence 6/10 !!
  17. Troy - not as pish as I'd heard but still not brilliant 6/10
  18. Birth - Utter pish. If you want to waste 1hr 40mins of your life then watch this sh!te. 1/10 Aliens - Excellent 9/10
  19. I hear that !! And also best viewed with surround sound so the wife almost pishes herself when the Alien attacks Dallas !!
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