Swarley

Youngest had fish fingers tonight, no fish eggs present. Quite disappointing.

Hate to be the geek, but the browser is Edge, Bing is the search engine Shirley?

They want to build a massive church just for flegs?

Big team found

Stupid tit

P&Bers pimping out their wives, this is certainly a new one.

I said no to gifts.

Had a small gathering of friends round to celebrate (apologies, your invite must still be in the post) yesterday. Asked anyone who was thinking of buying me a gift to not bother but instead donate to a local cancer charity. Raised $682. Which was nice.

Birthday today. It's a big one, 50.

Circa 2000 years ago, somewhere in the Middle East. Indigestion after a decent meal with Jesus and the lads and was looking forward to a lie in. Naw. Some fanny has to move a massive rock from in front of his cave on a Sunday morning.

Cameryn

100% this. You just need to look at the vast majority of photos on this thread to see the evidence.

I've taken boxes of rubbish to the tip in better condition than that.

The classic "point at parking ticket" pose. Parking ticket rammy as supermarket manager hit with 14 fines outside his own shop

A very obvious, and shame on P&B that its taken 7 hours, wid.

To be fair the old generation spent years fighting the Germans in better conditions than that garden is in.

I'll send you a photo....

Another chapter in the continued Peak A League saga - Global Advance have gone tits up, so the APL have had to sign a last minute deal with NEP to ensure the remaining fixtures for the season are able to be broadcast. Sakes. A-Leagues scrambling for last-minute deal as broadcaster goes broke

Scots mum furious after newbuild garden swamp 'blamed' on child and dogs

Well that's DeeJay Dallas' return game fucked. Glad we got rid of him.

WhEN is LORNe sAUsaGe Day?

I'd be amazed if it's that.

No. I deleted their app off my phone months ago after they changed the layout. Its absolutely terrible.

"There were no clear signs saying there isn't a grace period" Driver admits to parking and not buying a ticket. The f**k are they moaning about.