Swarley

Who won the Best PS5 gamer of the season award?

Pineapple cake, lovely. An old favourite.

Save me a Google, when is series two scheduled for release?

Didn't go in the end. Bit gutted as missed a bit of a classic. Would have been nice to have been there and laugh at Rudan.

Please let it be Bartley, please let it be Bartley, please let it be Bartley...

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The porn reply bots have upped their game. Just posting full on porn photos instead of encouraging us to go to their bio.

"What did I say Roy?" "You said that if they went ahead and built that extension you'd get some petrol and matches and burn the fucker down." "ROY!"

I always thought that was the rule but didn't they relax it a few years ago?

If they are desperate for this to go ahead would it not now make more sense to host it in multiple cities within close proximity? Cities that already have the stadia and infrastructure that could make it possible.

He'll take the truth to his grave

I'll take that as a yes from @Bert Raccoon then.

Any P&Bers attended a 'Lingerie Night' only to be forced to take your clothes off and participate in a bit of swinging? Cops raid Scots' swingers club on industrial estate after disturbance at 'lingerie night'

Same. Jumpers are out of storage too.

Probably that massive dog jumping over the counter to rip his face off.

Better to submit it as an anonymous comment during an inter department Teams meeting.

Lights fuse, runs away....

A walk out would be very public and obvious protest at the state of the Club. Say 15th minute or so everyone just leaves. Failing that you need to get the white bed sheets with "Bartley Out" flying at the Terregles Road end.

Ouch. Sydney derby on Saturday. I've not been to one yet and I'd like to go but I'm just concerned with the amount of shit (usually police or steward related) that goes on at these games.

I've been here 16 years and I still don't really know. I leave all the money stuff to the Wife. My understanding is that there's a state pension which is a pittance and is means tested on income and assets. So the richer you are when you retire the less you'll get. Your employer pays money into a Super fund (Superannuation). That's a percentage of your salary and is compulsory. It's currently 11% and rises each year. So the higher your salary, the more you'll get. You can also voluntarily contribute more of your salary to your Super fund. You can also contribute to your own private retirement fund. @Eednud does that sound about right?

Is it just me that reads this as the dog owner that was shot?

@scottsdad and @Melanius Mullarkey discussing the rules of Malingering Club