Hank Scorpio

I noped the f**k out as soon as I heard that the last half hour was going to be via microphone. Thought I might’ve been hasty so popped back in, just in time to hear someone ask, “can we win the play offs?”. Straight back out.

Might lock this thread whilst you all have a fucking word with yourselves. Ffs man

What is this measured, thought-out and eloquent response?! Bring on the angry face emojis.

So much chat around us bottling it. Do you not need to generally be in the lead to bottle it? Dundee Utd have led the way for about 90% of the season and we’ve kept tucked in behind them. Folk desperate for a wee dig, and that’s fine, but at least make it one that’s accurate.

I mean this sincerely: if going to the Rovers is one of your main hobbies - and I imagine it is for the most of us - and you aren’t enjoying this season, I’d give serious consideration to finding something else to do on a Saturday afternoon. it really isn’t going to get much better than this.

Aye that’s what I'm getting at. His days of playing there are finished. Murray asks too much of his wingers going back the way.

I love coming in here it’s a rare laugh.

When did Vaughan actually last play on the left? Feels like he did well there in about 2018.

Grum, surely?

The Millen thing is an odd one as to why people are so interested in it. There’s been a disciplinary issue, he’s been asked to not return to the club. Someone showed me a screenshot of someone on Facebook claiming that because we use “you belong” as a tagline, that means that we deserve to know what happened How would you feel if there was a disciplinary issue at your work and you got some sort of sanction placed against you, then everyone found out about it? You’d be rightly annoyed. The club still has a duty of care towards Ross Millen, regardless of what’s happened and I’m quite happy they’re keeping quiet, as any professional operation would. The clamour for the club to release a blow by blow account on what’s happened is both bizarre and never going to fucking happen.

Oh shut the f**k up.

Heard the Rovers board have told the players they can’t afford to be promoted due to bonus clauses and additional costs. /s

Are you fucking daft?

That’s the one!

I’ve been looking for the photo of him giving the fans the finger as he trudged down the tunnel for a while with no success. If anyone has it, please post it here and stop me from thinking I might’ve imagined it.

That chance for Caley in the 91st minute is a stroke of luck for Utd. Walton rooted to the spot and it gets kicked off the line.

That’s an incredible goal from moult.

Got to imagine the police will be reducing the allocation in the GF Upper after this behaviour.

Dundee Utd fans leathering one another in the stands. Good.

I’ve just been informed that Dunfermline have Arbroath away next weekend. Trains there and back should be a good laugh.

This is almost certainly the reason. Grown men who run actual football clubs being so upset by a tweet is quite funny.

Good work. Will get a few imo.

I think this is just misty eyed reminiscing. The Rovers aren’t losing out in any way by not offering a cash gate.

Spot on. The idea that Rangers, Celtic and Aberdeen can fill that end fully every time, but the police are insisting that Raith Rovers must vacate the front six rows this time, but not last time, is fanciful at best.

Before this season I really didn’t have Dundee Utd down as the most rattled, tinpot shower of shite in Scottish football, but here we are.