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Indeed. One civil servant cried all the water out of his own body while another vomited up her own pelvis.

When TF was appointed as CEO, in January 2016, we were 8th in the Championship, Alex Rae had just been appointed manager and the old board were desperately trying to sell the club..... He retires with us fan-owned and settled again in the top tier with our best league position since his playing days. Who would have believed that 6 years ago? Thank you Tony!

Wow, complete and utter flukery. Wordle 223 2/6*

I actually saw Tony make his debut at love street back in the day. When Sir Govan took the helm Fitzy was an integral part of the team who became known as Fergies furies. My favourite time as a fan. Fitzy is a gentleman and in the true sense of the word a club legend. I’m glad he’s going to stay on as club ambassador.

4 weeks of a transfer window wasted on the wrong manager.

Mark Knopfler-Going home: Theme of the local hero

The USMNT have some good players but as a team they are truly awful to watch.

Wordle 223 3/6

Sorry bud, I am just the messenger, giving my info straight to my fellow Dees on P&B. TBF, he did tell me about McGinn and it first came out on here.

Porcupine Tree - Arriving Somewhere But Not Here (Live)

It may have been around that time that we got beat 2-1 by Dumbarton at their place, and it really looked bad for him. He wasn’t just having a poor game, it just looked as though he had chucked it. Don’t know if he was unwell or just unhappy, but it was the single worst performance I ever saw him give us. At least he got a few years in the top flight, but leaving a club with a hardcore of 3000 to 4000 supporters to one with a hardcore of 400 to 500 may have seem him earn a bit more money, but it was hardly what we expected of him. I think we all that he was easily good enough for EFL Championship, but his one flaw was a very evident lack of pace.

Neil Young with Crazy Horse - Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere

Jesus. Have to say, I have heard Gordon sneering at JET almost constantly since he signed for Aberdeen. Seems to throw him under the bus a lot more often than any of the other players despite a number of them underperforming. Very weird and out of character.

It’s what your sister does to your balls

Leith Athletic v Haddington Athletic programme from last Saturday.

Assume we'll start seeing lots of Ivory Coast flags at Ibrox?

Buzzing for the game (probably the first time I’ve said that this season). Great away day. Don’t think we’ll take anything from the game, Montrose were streets ahead of us last time we played, but expect a better battle in the wind

Have you tried pretending not to be a fucking idiot?

You big liar!

Just produce a programme.

We have three matches before that game. Not too many fans are likely to purchase for a match that's four games down the line. I will be at Rugby Park but you'll have to wait a little longer for my dosh. Sorry if this gives your club a problem with cash flow. Just pawn the Ayrshire Cup in the meantime.

Very rarely will a team play 3 times a week - which is three times in a seven day spell (Saturday to Friday). Any time a club has had such a backlog the games will be in late April and May so could be done without floodlights anyway.

Game 20 - October 2082 I've had almost a month to wait since our last game and the final day of the season is here. We're playing Panevyeys, a side who recently beat us 3-0, while Zalgiris play Vilnaius Vytis, who have already been relegated. Riteriai play Jonava and could still win the league if both us and Zalgiris lose. All comes down to this.

People posting pictures of their glass of beer where they used a shitload of washing up liquid and consequently have a horrible headless flat mess in the glass.

10 for Thursday. 2 guesses

Already panicking about paying Lafferty’s wages

Wish you had tbh.

Haven't read the thread so apologies if already mentioned. The only classy thing on show last night was the minute's applause for wee Lily Douglas. Well done to the Dees for their part in it too. RIP Lily.

Liam Shaw, Callum Slattery & Ross Tierney get set for Tynecastle.

The Dead South - Banjo Odyssey

Absolutely mega-whooshed here. Whoosh d'Or contender.

From the comfort of my home I also applauded your team in a penalty shootout not so long ago. Obviously I didn’t go as wild as the United manager did getting to the extra time / penalty shootout because that would just be embarrassing.

I think you’ve got a gas leak m8.

Watching Dundee or watching Ric resign from an online forum?

Not to mention all the photo albums that were destroyed when Windsor Castle went up in smoke.

Wordle 222 3/6

Lewdle 09 2/6 I'm better at this than the normal one.

Wordle 222 3/6 Happy with that.

Wordle 222 3/6 Blind luck remarkable intellect and talent to be honest

Wordle 222 2/6 [emoji833][emoji833][emoji833][emoji833] Done...

I'm sorry that happened to the Dundee bus. That is not what Dumbarton FC are about. Unfortunately these wee fannies and their like appear every now and again. Back in the day when we brought banners and stuff to games we didnt do anything like this. I pinged a fag at a lino at Elgin and was swiftly slapped round the ear for it. Felt like shite for doing that. It was generally all good natured when we went up and down the country. There's no place for bricking windows of a coach.

There has to be some viable justification for putting Women's football, (which attracts very moderate attendances at whichever ground they play) on BBC1 on a Sunday afternoon, other than "It's 2022!"...which is how my son replied when I asked why it was on.

I'm not sure how "easy" his attacks were at The Golden Globes. I can't recall ever seeing someone have such a go at the pampered Hollywood elite the way he did. If it was easy, everybody would be doing it.

Can we have some videos of him making an arse of it for balance, please.

Close the thread. We have a winner.

What self indulgent pish.

From Wikipedia... "Alfred Olek was one of three Polish international players who moved to Hamilton in 1971, the others being Roman Strzałkowski and goalkeeper Witold Szygula. A contemporary report in The Herald newspaper described it as "one of the strangest transfer deals recorded in Scottish football". "They were "the first players from behind the Iron Curtain to play in Britain." The deal was orchestrated by Hamilton's chairman Jan Stepek, who was himself Polish, in return for electronic goods being sent to Poland." Roman Strzałkowski died in 1977, Witold Szygula in 2003, and Alfred Olek in 2007. I can't find anything further about Strzałkowski's early death, but it happened on the 5th March 1977 which was the same day the Welsh F1 driver Tom Pryce was killed at the South Africa GP. The manner of Pryce's death was entirely down to being at the wrong place at the wrong time. A car had crashed, two fire marshals recklessly crossed the circuit to put out the fire in the crashed car. The first marshal just fractionally misses being hit by a car, but the second one isn't so lucky. His shattered body is flung into the air along with his fire extinguisher. Pryce is behind the incident, but as the extinguisher comes down it lands in his cockpit, bounces up and hits him underneath the chin, suffering instant fatal injuries. The car with the dead man's foot still on the acceleration pedal ploughs into spectators. There is footage on YouTube of the incident. I read about it in a book called The Lost Generation about three British F1 drivers who died tragically young, Pryce, Roger Williamson (killed in the Dutch GP of 1973) and Tony Brise ( killed in the Graham Hill air accident in 1975)