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This has to be the lowest priority gripe I've read yet.

Didn’t realise people bought them. Most of them were just Lifted.

Is it just me ? After years in the doldrums, we are looking good for a crack at promotion via the playoffs, we are in a Scottish Cup Semi at Hampden with a tough, but winnable game, we are playing some great attacking football, we have players in the team that appear to love playing for us, the fans are 100% behind the team and we have a manager who we are all behind and respect, yet the main gripe on here is the design of the roof on the stand. I really don’t fucking get why some people watch football - I genuinely don’t.

No away fan allocations for the final 2 league Bigotfests of the season according to the Daily Record. Is their no end to how pathetic these two clubs can get? Citing "safety and security concerns" Celtic and Rangers lock away fans OUT of final two Premiership derbies this season - Daily Record One thing this absolutely guarantees, is that Hampden for the semi will be an absolute shame game. Levein is right. Get these c***s out of Scotland NOW

That would be some laugh. Commentator: Welcome to the Stadio Olympico in Rome, where Lazio take on Falkirk. John McGlynn makes one change from Saturday's draw against Kelty Hearts...

Buzzing to see captain Mark extend for another 2 years - what a signing he’s been!

Thanks everyone, I posting first to thank every fucker who posts on here. I'm taking a few days off from posting on PnB. I''ll still hover, however taken care of the quiz 'daily' meant I watching you all day every day. It took over my life, thereafter, i was taken over other threads.....posting pishe i'll take gardening leave, my 2 sister are arriving here in Thailand, on tuesday for 3 weeks, and i've not seen them for 4 years, lets say emotions are high. i'll still post greens. take care BE STRONG Phil

Nah. We don’t want them because they are bigots. They cause untold damage everywhere they go. Let them fcuk off and play each other every week. Leave football in Scotland to be enjoyed by fans who have no interest in sectarian problems relating to a country that we don’t even live in.

That's odd she told me that she'd voted for Regan - JUST AFTER I FINISHED PUMPING HER THE OTHER NIGHT. If Tam Cowan is reading he can have that one for free.

Celtic absolutely battered Real Madrid and somehow lost 8-1. These things happen in Europe.

10 for Thursday 9 for Friday

Deed as a Dildo

The Selkirk team at Annfield, just before their 20-0 defeat in 1984

Fucking state of this.

How was that an embarrassing game? I can get your frustrated but I’d rather watch that than any Celtic or Rangers game any day of the week, it was a great watch.

I'm all for it. It opens the door for other clubs to ban their scummy away supports.

I say this as someone really quite anti SNP, but there should be no problem at all with her saying things have been a fucking shambles and she’s here to improve them. The honesty should be commended rather than a stick to beat her with.

Another curio from the archives. This is the Dumbarton team which against all likelihood won promotion to the Premier Division in 1983/84. As a reward, charismatic but sadly short-lived owner Sir Hugh Fraser (right background with deep tan) took the squad to Spain, and this is them at Glasgow Airport about to depart. The players on view are Joe Coyle, Erich Schaedler, Gordon Arthur, Tommy Coyle, Alan Kay, Gerry Crawley, Mark Clougherty, Stevie McCahill, Albert Craig, and (front) Stuart McIver and Allan Moore. The bald guy sitting in the loud shirt insisted on getting their autographs.

Thought for one delightful second I was getting a question about Death in Vegas, but alas no. 8/10 for Friday. And a big shout out to @Eednud for taking over league duties!

Arrived on Monday afternoon at 8lb 9oz. After all my worry about how it would go this time, missus got induced and it was practically text book delivery from the midwives. Amazing. Already pished all over me twice, learning curve for me changing boys nappies. Also has taken to doing shit at 3:30am last two nights.

FTFY

Wonder if they will there be a whip around at the funeral?

As a public sector employee I am very lazy, thank you.

Driving in this morning, at the turn-off from the motorway the traffic was very slow. Next to me was a van. We were doing maybe 10mph and the passenger window of the van rolled down. A big dog then stuck it's head out of the window. It was just enjoying the air in it's face. I've no idea why but this (maybe the look on the dog's face) cheered me up no end.

Tremendous news about Ohara, he’s been my player of the year. Covers every blade of grass and can play as well, brilliant engine.

TABLES No midweek tables this week. Just make sure you have your scores for the week in by Midnight Saturday Scottish time.

Upon being introduced to the then-current Miss England whose name was Sue Calf: "Don't ever go to Scotland, hen..."

Can't believe I actually read a Morton fan on here after we played them recently describe Dougie as classy. The man is an absolute rocket.

That'll do too.

Aye, runs fast, gravitationally challenged.

Given that the Butcher/Casey/McGinn thing has pretty much been an unqualified success so far, I'm paranoid about us changing it in any way unless we are forced to. It will likely be tested to destruction tomorrow, but it has definitely been effective against every non-OF we've played and so even if we get pumped by Rangers, I'd hate to see a knee-jerk reaction to that.

How minted are we? Having our lights on for the sheer hell of it!

Keir Starmer accusing anyone of a lurch to the right has taken my breath away somewhat

For accuracy, you need to include James Anderson in as one of the "sugar daddys". He is not an owner, but they rely on £££millions of his donations every year to "make a profit". That may change this season with their Euro cash. p.s. Happy 10th anniversary lads, there were many pints of cold Schadenfreude sank in Leith that evening

Similar to c***s who stand right next to the baggage carousel at airports, c***s who after ordering in a fast food restaurant then stand right next to and block the pick up counter. Your triple burger and mega fries aren't coming any faster ya doss c**t.

Nah, that's not good enough. That's a question of you projecting a reading of things onto a poster who displayed no evidence whatever, of the sentiment you've attributed to him. You should withdraw it. On Bartley, the jury has to remain out for now I suppose. I had hoped for more of an upturn than we've seen, but I don't think it can be held too much against him that it's not materialised. That's due to all the well rehearsed arguments about his inheritance.

In a reverse of the 1950 World Cup, the American papers thought that 20 was a typo... (Tampa Tribune)

Whoever is flying the top one might need another couple of lessons.

A surprising 10 for Thursday .

Rod Stewart loves to over compensate for the fact he’s a massive Tory. He should be comforted that he supports the most conservative club in Scotland.

Hi Tam. Odd that your first message claimed I was an anonymous account, and yet now you're posting a picture of me, which is from my very public Twitter account as though it's some sort of gotcha. I doubt anyone on here doesn't know who I am, I've never made any sort of secret of it. I have attached a couple of your misogynistic Instagram posts below. I suspect you don't think there's anything wrong with them, but that's sort of the issue here. They don't offend me, my main thought when I saw them was just "I'm surprised the BBC haven't had a word about these", particularly after what happened with women's football before. I listened to Off the Ball for a while and used to really enjoy it. I even went to a live show you guys did a few years ago. I don't listen as much now because I'm not in the car going to games these days, so I've barely posted on this thread. I think digging through the thread looking for criticism is a bit odd, and then shoving it on your social media accounts is even weirder. However, folk do that sort of stuff all the time, and each to their own. I think it's particularly strange and not really very healthy for someone to be finding and posting pictures of people to post out to a big audience such as yours. I would probably be within my rights to complain to the BBC (and probably even Instagram) about it, but it doesn't bother me enough to do that and I'm not someone to try to get people into trouble. Maybe just have a wee think to yourself about whether it's a sensible route to be taking though.

Our season to-date in gif form, I'll go first...

Football violence will never end as long as they're shitting in our shoes and we're pissing in their bovril.

Listening to the Misery Hunters podcast with Thommo. Can confirm, that Monday afterwards in the Paisley pubs was legitimately the best Monday of my life. It was a fucking wonderful, chaotic mix of just folk bouncing about in disbelief, led by the team themselves. The team took a lot of stick at the time for basically chucking it at the end of that season but anyone who experienced that weekend will tell you that the lasting memory isn't what we done in league games against Hamilton or St. Johnstone afterwards, it was all about that final and the celebrations on the day after. Genuinely amazing stuff.

You're a hard men to please at times.

10 for Thursday, Dizzy heights.