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A lovely little 10. Must have been asked that Bellend Tower question a dozen times so it's gratifying to finally get it right.

Gwan son! Only one guess as well, that being the name.

10 for Thursday.

Sorry Birthday caird pishe incoming. Thanks to @Jacksgranda we have a new and a returned player this week. Well done sir. Everyone else take a inspiration from this man. He sits on 49 wooden spoon and f**k all else, but still making the league for all. Over to you folks. Let's try to get that 4th division.

362,880? I demand a recount! In other news, 10 for Thursday.

655 FSS members. It just keeps building

Super Sexy TEN.

Last night, the team from the town I live in knocked out Marseille in the French Cup (Marseille had beaten PSG in the previous round). Annecy have never been in the top flight, and are now in the semis. Bernard Tapie, Chris Waddle, Jean-Pierre Papin, Basile Boli... Can you hear me, Basile Boli? Your boys took a hell of a beating.

10 for Tuesday 9 for Wednesday 7 for Thursday.

10 for Thursday

Did my weigh in yesterday , I've lost 3 st 3 lb since the 1st March last year 2St 6lb since I took up swimming in December , so I'm feeling pretty pleased with myself

Never has anyone been bullied on live TV quite like that 180 minutes. PLAYOFF HIGHLIGHTS KLAXON

It's maybe better for United to appoint a manager who the fans already hate. It saves time

Sad to read about Allan McGraw passing away. A Scottish footballing legend and a great servant to Greenock Morton.

Couple of hours alone in the pub

250 appearances. 253 if you include the court ones.

We’ve all been there.

"He is said to be resisting the offer of the smaller property" It turns out he does know what 'no' means then?

@Jacksgranda @welshbairn @BFTD Hi Guys.. Thanks for your concern, just been going through a wee difficult patch but on the mend now!

Probably sick fed up hearing the failure narrative.

One of the greatest pleasures in life.

Blaney in on the left, Butcher in the middle and Casey on the right. Lamie somewhere else. Like the golf course since he's so in to that.

Macintyre is clearly awful but let’s not excuse too English from this. He’s the chief sports writer and he’s as tabloidy as anyone. He seeks to sensationalise absolutely everything without putting in any of the leg work. He spoke about Aberdeen after the Celtic game a few weeks ago. Yes we were shite that day and are a poor side particularly recently, but he was throwing out all the buzzwords. Rip it up and start again! Recruitment is awful! Cleaned out from top to bottom. Let’s be honest Tom, you ain’t watched enough of Aberdeen or done anything like the research around the recruitment necessary to form an educated opinion. You’re just spraying out shite and you’ll probably land a few ok points in amongst all the noise.

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You're going to need something stronger than Christianity if you think God takes anything to do with what happens in Dunfermline.

I knew that reminded me of something

The place in New York is now called Morrisons

We were on the wind up in the pub last night phoning and asking stupid stuff to the lassie behind the bar who is a good sport. The phone ri g one time and she put on a sultry voice and said "Hey, it's Carmen. You're through to Babestation what would you like to talk about, baby?" It wasn't us on the phone.

Rory McKenzie is the only one who could be considered for it. Personally I love the boy, think he gives his all in every single game and does an underrated job in the team - in whatever role he's asked to. He's consistently played under every single manager we've had since Shiels brought him in about 12 years ago, which shows how valued he is. Unfortunately, quite a lot of our support like a good moan about him, to the point there can be a few worse performances in the team but his is still the one to be singled out by these folk. They'd also probably be the first to moan about a lack of local young talent getting a chance or the fact there's no loyalty in football any more, without seeing the irony. I'm really keen that the club organise a testimonial for him, but so far no rumblings of that. From what I've heard, it was something the club had looked at and Rory wasn't wanting one - be that out of modesty or whatever it was - but I think we should be forcing the issue and honouring a guy who's been with us for over ten years. It's hard to imagine when we will next have a guy like him.

Eighteen weeks old. Still happy. Not showing much enthusiasm for rolling onto his front but is very vocal, and had a taste of papaya this morning and seemed happy with it. Getting weighed in half an hour, am guessing he’ll be up another weight class. Unit. He’s down for swimming lessons but the two scheduled so far have been cancelled so took him in myself and he seemed happy with that too. Or, at least, he didn’t seem unhappy with it

As a Motherwell fan for the day I suggest Jonathan Obika.

I'd reckon it's pretty common, I suffer it too. See also : shouting your name from 3 rooms away and upstairs, speaking to you at normal volume, then getting upset when you point out that you can't hear what's being said.

I’m certain the Legend of Birighitti will be told for years to come. Although maybe not by us

It's been mentioned before, I am sure, that the Kelpies to kick-off is happening this Saturday. 500 tickets available this year and 380 attended the event in 2019. Not sure if this is the 1st since COVID. I know of 2 who aren't regular fans who are participating. Both 2.5/5K walks appear to be sold out.

I wonder if he will have another Chairman greetin' on Sportsound in about 12 weeks? I hope so.

He is still talking about that home Celtic game like he was hard done by. It really boils my piss.

I'm honestly scared to see the defence changed in any way and the thought of the bold Ricky swanning straight back in gives me the fear at this point.

The only socially acceptable outcome here is for Dons to cruise to a 3-0 lead and the whole ground to start singing 'you're getting sacked in the morning'. Just make it happen guys.

There’s currently a rule of thumb that people only serve for 2 years. There’s no hidden reason for resignations or new people coming on. Not everything that happens is a sign of problems you know.

' if you come on to post your score and you are the first for that day out of kindness, stick a link in your post. I give you a day to contact your lawyers.

Benburb 2-0 St Roch's. A pretty dominant display from the Bens who never really looked in trouble and probably should have had more than two goals. Both goals very high quality.

Shamelessly stolen from Twitter, Jack and Victor give their opinion on Goodwin's appointment... 1631030067320037382.mp4

Top flight - Hearts & Hibs. However… Best away day in Scotland is Ayr United at Somerset Park in the Scottish Cup. Old school falling to pieces stadium, which is brilliant. Opposing fans in wee sheds behind both goals. Brilliant. The heady mix of pish stinking from the urinals with the waft of pie & bovril. Brilliant. Can’t be beaten. IMHO.

Was this at the 5-2 game I take it? I just can't imagine QotS fans being able to do much more than bore folk to death.

It’s incredible how dumbed down Sportsound has become under the stewardship of that h*n reptile MacIntyre. ALWAYS looking for a “News of the World” type approach, angling for a story, where there isn’t one…. And ALWAYS mega keen to say “let’s turn our attention to ‘Rangers’ “ “We have an exclusive interview with Michael Beale”…. As Kenny reaches for the Kleenex.

Macintyre pronouncing Bojan Miovski as "Bo-Jan". I understand commentators from the 80s /90s being bamboozled by names like Miodrag Krivokapić and Dušan Ristić but ffs it's hardly difficult to pronounce the boy's name right- "Boyan". It's one of the easiest names to pronounce and Yugoslavs and post-Yugoslavs have been playing in Scotland for nearly four deacdes now. It should be a basic requirement of a BBC presenter that they can pronounce names from abroad correctly and indeed that they spend some time mastering them as part of well, basic respect and professionalism. But still beyond the thick, provincial, ugly sisters-worshipping Weegie monoglot now in the chair.