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The fear is real. Getting the excuses in already. Bricking it.

Delicious. Enjoy your night.

St Mirren fans are the funniest for me because it always happens so quickly. They'll be all doom and gloom then win two games and decide they've cracked some sort of secret footballing code to success. Anyone else in that situation usually tempers their expectations slightly. Anyway. 4-0 Motherwell.

It’s been said 100 times and will be said 100 times more but always like when McGlynn thanks the fans in every interview. A lot of managers will say it as a kind of throwaway line without really thinking but you get the impression he actually means it - the fans have backed him and the team all season, even when things looked a bit ropey at times (largely down to the squad he inherited) and he’s repaying us. It’s a bond the club has been missing for years and years and it’s great to have that back.

Those three bellends despairing in the background

Excellent performance outside 10 minutes in the first half just after they scored. Once we got a grip of them in midfield we dominated. Nesbitt my MOM sprung them a good few times and we were a massive threat on the break second half. Airdire goal offside and the PK save was a huge bonus. Kinnear looked assured and I would think as he has the jersey now he will keep it. We also now have a replacement for McGinn (who looks like he is carrying an injury) in young Max. Absolute quality. In the end we could have scored a good few more with the Wright miss especially bad. To our friends from over the bridge, we ain’t going away.

His arms are 6 feet long!? Wow. Missed that. Will check that next week.

Well done Falkirk. The best team on the day won.

7 points out of 9 for David de Gea and some folk are choking for us to lose so they can get some digs in. The fact we got a draw out this game shows a night and day improvement. We’d have rolled over and died under previous management.

I’m noticing a slight change in tone from the Fifers posting on our threads. They seem to be a bit more edgy, I think they might be getting a wee tad nervous.

It might not be the best decision financially but I would take the cup. I’m 56 and the chances of seeing that in my lifetime after 3 final defeats are diminishing. Cup winners is in the club history forever.

Cup 10/10 thanks to knowing 9 and guessing Troyes.

Mhairi Black nails it.

Not the entirety of it, but here's a few happy Bairns.

39/42: FC Edinburgh 3-0 Clyde, League One, 25/02/2023. f**k me, that was terrible. I expected bad, but it was worse. Twelve quid to get in, with no option to stand, forced to use the pishy wee stand they've got, which meant watching the game through the wee barrier. Depending on slouching in my seat or sitting up straight I could see or not see. The seats were uncomfortable to the extent that my back is giving me jip this evening. Neither my brother nor I are fat, but we found the space a struggle. I don't think I'm a man given to hyperbole, but I think considering the level and price etc, that's the worst place I've ever watched football. I've been at daft wee cage grounds down the leagues, I've been at second division games in Europe and Asia with big running tracks etc. But these things have always been dirt cheap or really low level etc. This is League One, and it's a disgrace. My brother and I spent a good while thinking about it in the car home. We've both been to see football a lot of places, and we both reckon that's the worst. Will not be back. The game itself was classic Clyde. Played really well for 44 minutes. The better team. Then went behind and fell apart, as per. Only positive about today is that it's a step closer to the seasonal 42 and is in fact my personal Lifetime 42, as I've now been to the home ground of all the teams currently in the SPFL. First time I've ever been able to say that. A nice wee milestone. Celtic are the only team in the SPFL I've not seen play yet this season, but that will be rectified in my next game. Celtic, Stenny, Dunfermline still to go.

I for one think that @Lex should accept the latest Manager of the Month award on Sir Douglas' behalf. You've earned it chump..

Did Burrel pish in McGlynn's Bovril or something?

Think we need to remember to judge a team over a season and not just 4/5 games , so far this season we are 3rd in league Scottish Cup 1/4 finals 3rd in games won 4th in games drawn 2nd on goal difference 2nd best in games lost nearly every fan would have bit your hand off to be in that position with 11 games to go

Colin Steven getting wiped out was a flare worthy moment tbf.

Not really. Thank you.

It's time.

Fucksake Graeme.

This is your last warning,wind your neck in or take the weekend away from P&B. You have been an arsehole on various threads this weekend.

Scott Fox booked for time wasting a minute before we score the winner. De-fucking-licious.

Here lads, didn't want to say anything until FT, and apologies to the decent Airdrie fans, but for the ones who have fucking destroyed various threads in recent times.... Get that up you. Get it ALL THE WAY up you, and keep getting it up you until it reaches the very tippy fucking top

Talk of Bullen going is absolutely wild. Whatever you think of the style of play, and no one was complaining about the exact same style at the start of the season, he has us above every single team of a similar budget.

FTFY

Children being born into poverty is a far bigger issue than children born without married parents. That's what our politicians should be focussed on.

Nope but take the rest weekend off for being a pain in the arse.

Common sense post with no aggression, now that’s refreshing, well done and I agree.

The whole thing is absolutely lentil

Peebles Rovers 0-0 Newburgh The original plan had been to go to Hill of Beath v Musselburgh but that was changed to Olivebank where we've already been so with the weather nice we decided to go down for East of Scotland 2nd Division action in Bordersshire. Strange place, you just walk in, football, cricket and rugby all sharing an area with only mesh fences separating 3rd tier rugby from 8th tier football. Fairly picturesque with the hills and the Hydro as a backdrop mind you I guarantee that non of you have been to a worse game than this. West Germany v Austria pissed all over this. It was that bad I spent a lot of it peering over to the rugby next door. Well worth what we paid for it (hee haw).

Why would anybody want to be a has been? You're fucking awful at this.

I hope it's called off because I can.

It takes a particularly special p***k to embarrass himself writing an obituary

It’s why I think we’ll both be in the Championship next season. The form of the top two has been so consistent that whichever one of us finishes in the playoffs will have enough to beat that 9th place Championship club.

Slaterry managed to get booked for celebrating the goal while the crowd was in the upper tier.

Indeed. Paid with hard cash and investment from our supporters.

Been a while since a post so beautifully matched a username.

Cast your mind back to the end of last season when County played Utd in Dingwall. We just failed to get in to a European spot and the Utd fans invaded the pitch with many goading and taunting the home support. We were denied the opportunity to applaud our team who were going to do a lap of the pitch at the end of a remarkable season. Well revenge is a dish best served cold and as I watched Utd capitulate my mind wandered back to that day and I had a smug grin on my face. As bad as Utd were, we were brilliant. The combination of White and Brophy up top was fantastic. Get Brophy signed up! His second goal was an absolutely sensational strike, his first was a cool finish and the cross for the third was inch perfect. No often you can say that every man played their part, but today they all did and there were no failings that I could see. It was a great team performance. Looking forward to watching Sportscene tonight.

Very clearly a mentality problem within this team. There’s been a few “oh no here we go” moments this season: Ballantyne reds against Dundee and Edinburgh, Smith red against Dunfermline, Telfer’s penalty miss today… and when they happen you just know something bad is going to happen. It’s all very predictable. Need to go all out and get Ian McCall involved in some capacity. Even as a “director of football” that can exert some influence on that side, because very simply we are sleepwalking to another few seasons in League One.

It’s again obvious after today that Bobby Linn has to start every game until the end of the season. He’s head and shoulders above any of our other attacking players.

I’m sure Hearts will manage to take 3 points off them at some point.

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Didn’t think the patter on here could get any worse after the last few days

People also have economic and social rights though, which are being massively impacted by, oh I dunno: • the fucking binfire that is 2020s capitalism • the onset of a psychopathic Cold War II • a Brexit island drifting along so uselessly it can't even put vegetables on shop shelves any more and • local services collapsing left, right and centre. So what makes identity rights the fundamental deal-breaker here? I'd say it's because too many people lack the will or the attention to grasp the wider issues that affect their loved ones on a societal level every day. It's a collective navel-gazing exercise rather than a serious political philosophy.