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“I once made a 350 mile round trip on a Monday night to watch my Scottish Premiership club get pumped by a non-league mob live on national TV” “Ok, so who is your team and who humiliated you?” “Well I support Aberdeen and we got beat by a club called Darvel”. “Darvel? Who the f**k are Darvel? There isn’t a team called Darvel. I’m going to say it’s a lie”. “It is in fact true”

Complete with sheep pen:

Tanning cans on a Monday night praying for extra time against Darvel What a life

Oh Grimey

Darvel goalie is my daughter's maths teacher. She's supposed to have him second period tomorrow. Can't see him being sobered up by then.

About 3 guys playing him onside there but I reckon the linesman got that spot on.

A ten to start the week. Only unsure of the guess the year but got it in the end.

What a day to be alive and what a start to the week! B-e-a-utiful. 10 for monday

A very apt summary of P&B tonight imo.

Wanted to see Jim Goodwin walking past the Aberdeen fans. We focus on celebratory birthday caird pish too much in this country. Show me some fucking seethe.

Regardless of the result. The Aberdeen fan at my work is getting it tight tomorrow. Giving it big licks today. I'm gonna rest my throat like an opera singer. Massage my vocal chords with throat spray, honey and staying well hydrated for that howling laughter he's getting about 9am.

The Darvel manager used to post on p&b. That's a victory for us, troops.

Scotland the What, Michael Gove, Sarah Mack, Alberto Morocco, Annie Lennox, can you hear me Annie Lennox. Your boys took a hell of a beating

I'm now exactly a third of the way through the radiotherapy treatment on my leg. 11 down, 22 to go!

10 for Monday. Educated guesses for the year and politics, knew the rest

Are they saying boo or Boodwin?

Why are you asking us?

Shamelessly stolen from PTFBlog on twitter.

Save money on heating this winter by recalling that team talk in the Darvel dressing room. The thought of it will make you glow from head to toe in embarrassment.

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Mick Kennedy vs David Martindale would be a bam-off for the ages.

Dons fans, if you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever. A true Darvellian nightmare.

Not a fan by any stretch of the imagination but always want to see an underdog do well. Good luck Aberdeen.

Was he Detournment?

The Minter Soldier.

10 for Monday

This you, m8?

Be pretty funny if they pap out Falkirk in the next round as well

Sweet Caroline on the tannoy. Get them papped as well FFS. Falkirk get a bye to the next round.

Dandy Dons; you just got Cormacked.

10/10 for Mon

To beat Montrose away and Aberdeen at home, they aren’t going to be mugs. We need to play and prepare professionally and it’s a great chance for a one game shoot out for a place at Hampden

Aberdeen should win the second leg back at Pittodrie tbf...

My nerves are shot by this point - When you're this close to this level of comedy, it's hard to watch.

Just me or was there a complete lack of scenes in the home end there?

Don’t know how lucky you are, I spent most of my woefully inadequate playing days on red blaes pitches. Probably still have a bucket full of the stuff embedded in my arse cheeks.

I'm sure the dogs would soon get used to it.