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Here's a pic of thatchercunt crying when she got punted to keep us all in a cheery mood

When my auld man was dying alone that c**t was partying. f**k him and f**k the Tories.

Boris or Duries Air Freshener?

I was almost to young to appreciate the carving up of Thatcher but this is truly magnificent. Quite possibly the worst prime minister in history, a duplicitous mendacious piece of shit. A cad, a philanderer, a despicable c**t. f**k off you fat bag of shit, I wish you nothing but pain and misery.

I see people on Twitter are posting Theresa May memes. Lest we forget she was a horrible bitch as well.

Off the very top of my head Proroguing parliament. Cummings trip to Durham. Awarding Sir Gavin Williamson a knighthood to avoid the story of him being sucked off in his office making the press. Missing the initial COBR meetings Covid contracts Flip flopping over the second lockdown "let the bodies pile high" A resignation for each of the 19(?) Parties in Downing Street The refurb of the Downing Street flat The establishment of the Downing Street media suite Owen Paterson scandal Lying to the house over the parties Lying about Keir Starmer failing to prosecute Jimmy Saville Attempting to get donors to build a £150k treehouse in Chequers Double by-elections failings (not a reason the public would expect a resignation but I imagine the party would normally expect a resignation) On top of the individual reasons for him acting in a way that isn't befitting of the office of Prime Minister he has also continually eroded the power of the house of commons by him and his government publishing policy objectives in the Telegraph and carried out Media briefings rather than appearances in front of the House of Commons. He has also appointed so many duds to the House of Commons including cash for honours for anyone who donates £3m to his party and in each case should be a resignation matter.

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An oldie but still a goodie

Apologies if it wasn't clear from the post but I'm not in charge of signings at Thistle. Also your negotiating style is very off-putting.

“You let Liz Truss do the budget!!!”

You know it’s not real, mate

Are you being paid by the comma here or what?

Might be a minority view but I hope he stays for every second until physically escorted off the premises carrying a cardboard box. This has been the most entertaining day I can remember in politics.

I'm very much now on team Boris. Why the f**k do we want rid of him, when that only brings in a more capable and popular Tory prime minister? I hope he squirms his way through this shit-show.

Consent hasn't usually been that important to Tories.

Setting the Queen against the bloke who "got Brexit done" would be fun to confuse the servile gammon weirdos.

Or just tell both to GTF and vote for Indy. You seen the vox pops from middle England? Let them die defending Bozo and the Tories

Aye, he’s his new ethics adviser.

Graeme Murty in the interim.

If you feel any sympathy for him just spend a split second considering how he got to this position and you’ll be fine.

Never thought I'd say this, but I'm absolutely rooting for Boris to pull through here. A tremendous year of comedy ahead if he can somehow keep ploughing on with a team of gormless backbenchers while the big beasts stew impotently on the sidelines. Dreadful for the poor and vulnerable, of course, but they're getting fucked over whatever happens.

It’s early July, can’t Boris just form a cabinet with trialists before raiding the free agent market?

Welcome to Scotland, where promising 16yo players turn down the chance to break into a top flight side chasing Europe to play in the Lowland League for a B side instead.

Watching someone get piled on in this way triggers some natural sympathy response in the brain, then you remember that this is just a nest of utter scum. devouring themsleves and eachother in an attempt to wear the stripes for a brief spell until they too are devoured. Sympathy is overriden, and replaced by the unbridled joy of a burning desire to see someone so deserving of betrayal and suffering finally receive it. I hope this utterly breaks him. I hope his next steps involve criminal proceedings, time in jail and beatings/abuse the likes of which he couldnt even dream about.

Jack staying loyal to Boris Mundell resigns as Trade Envoy to NZ and Ross doesn't care for Boris Next Scottish Tory conference will be like a Scottish family funeral- two sets of auld folk who aren't speaking to each other because one lot sided with Auntie Jean in 1953.

Can't suffer resignations if you fire them first

To lose one chancellor may be regarded as a misfortune etc.

If this is true this will be absolutely fucking glorious

One thing I have never been able to understand is grown adults complaining about the strip not being released before they go on holiday. Not for kids, but for them. I appreciate celtic fans treat them as a second skin when abroad but for supposedly normal folk, I do not get the urge to cut about all the time in a football top.

The guy has a history of saying racist things and lying long before he got the job as PM They knew exactly what kind of person he was when they gave him the job

'Mr Johnson remains defiant and says he has no intention of resigning given his "colossal mandate" from voters at the last election'. Ah, looks like we in Scotland have the wrong type of mandate then.

Why are you idiots debating this moron or treating anything the p***k says in good faith? He's a shite, dull, obvious troll. His act is just to be contrarian, a long since played out lazy act, yet you keep engaging him. Let the shite wee c**t stay screaming for attention and don't feed him any.

This boy has not only resigned, but appears to have signed off his letter to Johnson with a cock and balls.

1st thing I thought of when I see that handwriting was from the Simpsons.

Clarke EPOS should stop the sponsorship because the Lowland League's toxic reputation will reflect badly on them.

Aye. And it would be even more embarrassing if you had someone else with you

Per Bowyer: Max Anderson has been dealing with a groin niggle, should be fine and available for Saturday. Jordan McGhee dealing with a minor ankle injury, but nothing too concerning. No mention of any outside interest. Adam Legzdins has been given the green light to return to training, will hopefully be fully fit and available in a couple of weeks. Jay Chapman is still in North America due to paperwork issues, Bowyer has had discussions with him over his return. Seems we still fully expect him to be back.

Big juicy 10 for Wednesday

Hope Willie Muir is OK after being stretchered off last night unconscious after an aerial collision with Charlie Fox. It looked horrible and the game was quite rightly abandoned at 0-0., Every player, especially Charlie, looked pretty upset and the whole ground went silent until he went off to applause. It was only 7 weeks ago we were all celebrating promotion together. He'll go down in history as a proper QP legend and one of our greatest keepers so I hope he recovers well so he can continue his football career. He showed last night what a fine goalie he still is before the injury.

Absolutely loving all these closet Tories claiming that Sunak / Javid have shown moral fibre in resigning from Johnson's cabinet. Johnson has a history of lying, cheating and corruption. He's been fired for lying from multiple jobs. He conspired to have a journalist assaulted. He cheated on his wife while she was undergoing treatment for cancer. He is a man of no shame. This is who he is. It's who he's always been. Sunak and Javid were happy to serve under him all this time. The only reason they are resigning now is because they suspect he is finally done, and both want his job. There's no moral fibre in their choice. It's purely self-centred, eyeing up a possible promotion. Never trust a Tory.

10/10 for Wednesday, 1 guess.

10/10 is rare for me. Big scores incoming for Wed...

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