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Pish. The c**t, scum, bigot club died in 2012. They died due to massive financial cheating that finally caught up with them. They were not demoted. They died and a new Rangers had to be formed. Sadly it too is a c**t, scum bigot club and it too tried to cheat by demanding it be placed in the top league. When that failed they demanded to be placed in the second tier. This new club were admitted to the bottom tier. They were signing players on £8k a week to play against part time teams. The 'journey' was not some sort of amazing fairytale or against all odds triumph. It was a cold, emotionless blunder towards the top league, achieved by chucking millions of pounds at shite. There were plenty of comical moments along the way. They won their first Premiership title by chucking even larger sums of cash at players and managers. Signing a player for circa £12M and paying Gerrard a hefty wage is hardly some great 'turnaround' story. It's yet another cold, emotionless, empty piece of nonsense that has been bought with eye watering sums of cash. Hopefully last night was hugely damaging to the financial plans of this new Rangers and that this version goes bust and dies, like the old, dead Rangers. And hopefully the c**t queen goes along with them.

Imagine feeling the need to congratulate a group of fans for not fighting amongst themselves / others or trashing a city centre again. Speaks volumes.

That was the worst kind of defeat for ***s and ticks literally every available box. The heartbreak of losing on penalties Missing a total sitter late in ET The big money marquee signing capping a miserable few months of contributing f**k all missing the vital pen Unable to blame the ref for any pro-Celtic conspiracies Missed probably the only chance many of these c***s will see in their lifetimes to lord the european trophy count 2-1 over Celtic fans Missed probably the only chance many of these c***s will see in their lifetimes to shut Aberdeen fans up over most european trophies Thousands of ***s spending thousands of pounds to get over there and suffer a gutter of a defeat that can be about 75% laid at the feet of their own legend of a manager shiting it Fantastic stuff

The My Team: Scotland boys: "Hey guys. Maybe should listen to what Pep Guardiola has to say about colt teams? I'm just being open-minded and willing to try new ideas for the betterment of Scottish football. Haven't you guys even read Soccernomics?" Rangers lose Europa League Final: "Why won't you support Rangers? You're all IRA sympathisers. You support a shit team LOLOLOLO. Waaah"

When the last penalty went in, went to turn it off. My girlfriend went 'wait, can we keep it on. I want to see them cry'. Don't think I've ever been more attracted to her tbh.

I usually feel sorry for teams losing on penalties, but not this lot though, it’s fucking glorious. Old **** crying, young **** crying, fat **** crying. They’re all fucking crying and I’m 100% loving it.

I really hope that wee fanny that was about 12 years old and was belting out the Billy boys after the rangers goal is in absolute floods of tears. Get it up the wee p***k.

Andy Halliday nearly greeting on Super Scoreboard last night. At least he isn't a professional footballer playing Rangers in a cup final in 2 days time...

@bennett @The_Kincardine @Albus Bulbasaur / @Duries Air Freshener

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TL;DR. Get it right up them.

It is so fucking hard to have any sympathy at all. I spoke to a Rangers fan I work with on Monday before he headed out. I asked him what he thought the result would be and he said, better than any result Ayr have had in Europe, then accused me of being a closet Celtic fan. I hope he was in tears last night.

Aaronfreude.

In all seriousness, I thought I had a healthy dislike of Rangers until that match ended and I laughed out loud at two little boys sobbing. It has become clear to me that I maybe need therapy.

Hope this c**t was devastated at the 'Footy'.

WATP Why's Aaron Taking Penalties?

Cavin Bassey had a good game but overall the Rangers players - particularly the forwards Wright, Kent, Sakala - looked ordinary. They'll cut through a St. Johnstone or Dundee but not that Frankfurt side. I have zero sympathy for a group of people who otherwise know so little of football's disappointments. Never endured a relegation or long winless run, regular trophies and guaranteed dozens of wins every season (they describe themselves as the most successful club in the world, after all). There were sound reasons why many people in Scotland refused to support Rangers last night.

Spain. The final. *** tears.

Yeah, I was bullied as a kid, for pretty much the whole of my S2 year. I found the move up to high school really difficult, found it hard to process the change moving from being in the biggest/oldest year at primary to being the youngest/smallest in secondary, for some reason. Then, in S2, 3 of who had been my closest pals for years (lived near each other, hung out together all the time, etc) decided for reasons that only make sense to schoolkids to make my life a misery. And I made it worse by, rather than standing up for myself, going completely into my shell, and just sucking it up. And at the time, it felt like the entire S2 year piled on and joined in, though, looking back later, some other kids joined in occasionally, most didn't give a f**k, but for me at the time, it felt the way it felt. I didn't even get respite in the school holidays, there were threatening/silent phone calls to my house, things thrown at our windows, stuff like that. There was one guy who I knew thru the BB and the played golf with, who without being a nutter, could be a hardnut and knew how to look after himself, and he kinda railed against what was happening to me, and hung out with me, went out of his way to walk me to and from school, and such. If it hadn't been for him, I dread to think what sort of place I would have ended up in mentally. It all kinda stopped in the summer between S2 and S3, though I never fully trusted those 3 in the way that I had done before. My self confidence never recovered from it, and has always been a fragile thing ever since then. I have grown up thru my teens hating my reflection, looking for both physical and mental things about myself that I deemed 'my fault' and the reason people would want to bully me for. And to this day, in my mid 50s, I still occasionally myself looking in the mirror and doing myself down, especially now that I can add 'old' and 'bald' to the list of things to dislike about myself. It's held me back in pretty much every job I've had, whether a new job or promotions, even though interviewers have spent time assessing me and deciding "yeah, he's the one for the job", I still get into the role and find myself thinking "I can't do this job, why did I put myself up for it" fairly frequently, and basically stressing myself out. I've become very adept over the years at being very careful how much of myself I let friends and colleagues know about me - most folk I'd say would say they know me pretty well, but they don't, they know the me that I've allowed them to know. I've taught myself to have a personality that doesn't come across as "there's something he's holding back and not telling us", so people think they know me. There are probably only 3 or 4 people who actually know me completely, who I trust to be able to share how I'm really feeling with, without worrying that they're going to twist that knowledge back on me. TL;DR bullying is shite.

I have my interview on Monday boys. Wish me luck. Thank you.

A DAB with the big team found. GIRFUY ya boot.

Fair play to Johnson, he must have really wanted the job.

The IRA have a better record in Manchester tbf.

Spent public money she never earned. Spent some of it on protecting a peadophile. Abused her parliamentary privilege (that she never earned) on numerous occasions. Is a massive Tory. And one year I had to watch her shite Christmas message.

Late but I've just clocked it.

Help me out, is there a German word for "enjoying the misfortune of others"?

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With all the practice Sevco get at penalties , you would think.............. never mind

I hope the c***s with the Dingwall flag behind the goal enjoyed the outcome of that. Get it right fucking up you

If I told you that I made a deal with the devil that England and Rangers lose European finals on penalties within 12 months but Aberdeen finish 10th...

Riffs! Yeah right!

Rangers won the coin toss.

Here's hoping this won't be the last time this year ye see grown men draped in Union flags crying #shes96