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I think that’s out of order. His commentary and interviews are too sycophantic at times for me but he’s a long-standing club volunteer who’s put countless hours into the club for no reward.

2am on a Saturday morning and events of about 11 months ago still scar you that badly you couldn't just enjoy your clubs tainted victory over Arbroath. It's easy to see who is the life loser here, amigo.

Last season This season

We had poplatnik who started scoring once he was given a run in a two just sat on the bench and getting the last 15/20 for months. The blame for that falls at mcglynns feet this season.

Oh well. Down you go.

No point in adding more complexity to an already splendid idea m9

Have they got that in case they run out of petrol?

Gutted that we didn't win the noisy for 78 minutes title.

Suddenly Vale Of Leithen's exit from the 5th tier of Scottish football seems eloquent & graceful.

Have you ever seen such collection of just naturally born fucking losers? When some of these imposters inevitably make their way back to TFS with new teams next season, they deserve dogs abuse. The worst we’ve ever had, bar none.

Final league tables are brought to you by Willie Nelson - The Bob Song PFIZER PREMIERSHIP It's double figures for @Helpma as he lifts his 10th title. @alang1993 comes in strong to get his 18th runners up spot. @WhiteRoseKillie & @Arch Stanton are in the Europa @Duszek & @Salvo Montalbano are in the Mugs (playoff for seeding) @peasy23 thinks it's easy with a 4 day week. @Tynie Nickleby get bit sickly @Leeds Saint he ain't. They all plummet. @The DA is in the playoff. WANNABE CHAMPIONSHIP It's a good start to a big weekend for @Eednud as he wins his 7th second tier title. @Cardinal Richelieu gets back. @The_Kincardine does enough. @mathematics is in the playoff. @gkneil another on that thinks he in the 70's with his 3 day week. @scottsdad keeps falling. @ArmadaleKillie bounces backwards. The all head to last chance. @JustOneCornetto is in the playoff. LAST CHANCE SALOON SHOOTOUT @Spring Onion goes on the offensive with his 7th Diddy title. @German Jag & @NJ2 also make to the high IQ boys. @JamesP_81 is in the playoff. @CaspianChris sails to sea. Let's hope the wind picks up to he can get back for his spoon!

On the plus side I installed this today in the downstairs cludgy gallery at chez aDONis

Looking forward to this aging like a fine wine!

I thought that was genuinely pathetic from us after the equaliser. We were on the front foot, had the game where we wanted it, equalised then just stopped. Three points today would have been huge given other results. Instead we had Davidson raging at the fourth official about there being too much injury time.

Football eh. Fucking hell

If they sing it on Thursday I hope the German Police batter fuck out of them.

I fail to see how this makes it less sad tbh.

I just find it odd that the smartphone drones seem absolutely determined that everybody should fall in line with them. Very selfish attitude. Whilst the tech is convenient and beneficial, there's absolutely nothing wrong with the cash alternative. Still plenty people not 'connected' and have no intention of being so. Struggling to deal with that days more about you than them.

I think we really missed Donnelly when he went off. Lost our out ball and every time we cleared it, it just came straight back and we were dead on our feet for the last 10 mins. We needed someone upfront just to get a foot on the ball and give our defence a breather and a chance to organise. That was what Nouble was great for. Gaston was absolutely immense and certainly justified keeping him on despite his injury causing us problems with our own goal kicks. Killie deserved the win and deserve the title but the manner of defeat is tough to take on the night. Over the season, we've been punished for drawing too many games at home. I've seen a bit of criticism, particularly on twitter, about the quality of play that was on show. I'd rather watch what we saw last night than a Pep Guardiola team make 30 sideways passes in their own half tbf. For a team to punch so far above their weight like we have, it's going to be about doing the simple things well rather than doing anything complicated. It was the same with Leicester 15/16 and it was the same with Greece 2004

Holy f**k. Getting ‘Alloa organsied’ and beating our rabble today, makes Rice the ‘standout candidate’? If that’s the case lock the doors and throw away the key.

Fair to say he took significant personal satisfaction in today's win.

What I can’t understand is the fans in the south stand that stood there and clapped the players off the pitch. F***ing shocking that any of the players even attempted to applaud the fans after the sh**e we’ve watched this season but even worse that any of our fans are stupid enough return it.

Very poor first half performance from Saints, much improved second half. I’m frustrated we settled for a point in the last 10 minutes or so as we’d have given ourselves the chance to go above St Mirren next week with a win. I suppose this keeps Dundee at arms length and we can haul the other two in over the course of the last 4 games, if we can replicate the second half performance in the other games. First half Saints would be doomed.

Who honestly gives a f**k what the future holds for Lewis. f**k me man.

We're either the most forgiving fans in the country or we have a huge proportion of fuckwits in our support. But applauding a bunch of relegated diddies off the park surely wouldn't be seen anywhere else?

Kilmarnock up, Dundee down is really the best possible outcome for both divisions IMO. We wouldn't even have had to wait a year for it to happen had we not been so criminally mismanaged last season but c'est la vie. Thank you.

Just please fucking win so I can pay less attention to the remainder of the season.

It's basic marketing. He'll make a fortune off the back of it. For me personally, it still rankles me that the fucking mother and father of Madeline are still free to walk the streets. Horrible, horrible people.

Turns out that we didn’t mess it up. Sore one. Thanks for this. Hope you were still listening at the end when we sang one team in Ayrshire as we lifted the trophy. Is he aye? When did that happen? Must’ve missed that whilst I was celebrating.

Can't say I agree. There are people who don't want to use their phones for everything/do everything online whether you want to acknowledge that or not.

My daughter was born 3 weeks ago, and we’ve just had the go ahead from the doctors to bring her home after the last of her test results came in. Absolutely delighted

This aged well

Amateur for me as well. BOSA FC 4 Adelaide Red Blue Eagles 0, second week of games in the South Australian Amateur Soccer League Saturday Premier A. The amateurs use soccer as there is an aerial ping pong SAAFL. About 70 people watching but there was a constant stream of people walking dogs, walking without dogs, jogging. You can even buy alcohol at the club house, beer bottles of Peroni or cans of Pirate Life. The cloud is probably the remains of a vapour trail from a Melbourne-Perth flight.

Any day now I’ll be a grandparent to a wee boy, finally another male in the family!

Championship winners - Kilmarnock - Plastic Pitch League 1 winners - Cove/Airdrie - Plastic Pitch League 2 winners - Kelty - Plastic Pitch Many including me prefer a grass pitch but plastic pitches aren't as horrid as people make out.

If you can't celebrate a last minute winner to win the league, at home, with a full house roaring then we should just pack football in now FFS. Incredible performance all season from the team, even though last night was disappointing to say the least, to finish 2nd is just fantastic in the cold light of day. Fair play to Killie. I felt they battered us second half. Don't think we helped ourselves by giving the ball away so much and failing to hit the channels regularly for the runners but cannot fault the effort. Beat Morton, build some momentum again and see who we have to face on the 10th of May.....

Is there anything more 'da' ish than complaining about exuberance in scoring a league winning goal in the last minute? f**k me.

Pepsi > Coke. Yer at it. Pepsi Max is, by an absolute mile, the best cola variant.

People that sit in heavy traffic on the motorway, constantly changing lanes trying to second guess which lane is going to move quicker. The roadworks on the M8 in Glasgow have really brought these people out the woodwork, guys changing lanes 4 or 5 times without realising that a big reason for the traffic moving so slowly is because of people constantly changing lanes. It is incredibly petty, but there’s not many things more satisfying than seeing someone infront of you indicate into another lane, only for the lane you are in to start moving faster and you get to watch them fade in to the distance, fully in the knowledge that they are absolutely spewing. Extra points if you see them indicating back into the lane they had already been in, about 15 cars behind where they had been.

Incorrect.

They should have no choice, despite cash being still a perfectly valid way to pay for things for....... For what reason exactly? Opting to have a smartphone and ready internet might seem like a no brainer choice, what you are effectively arguing for is them to be mandatory. Genuinely cant see why it would ever qualify as a calling card of a moron to wish to pay for something using cash like you always have.

At the very least their SFA license should be under review. Loads of teams across the country jumping through hoops to get them and these cowboys are constantly falling below the very minimum standard for being a functioning football club.

Penalty to Rangers

That's rice won the same games as Barry in 2 Months

The kid with the drum is my laddie (4th generation supporter), it was something he came to me about. I wasn’t keen as we all know what has gone on before including the over zealous stewards. However, after speaking to members of the board and they were very positive about it, I agreed to it. The club have been very supportive as have the stewards who regularly carry the drum in for him as it’s awkward getting it through the season ticket turnstile. Whilst it would be great if their numbers grew, I hope the wrong elements don’t show up too and give the current crew a bad name. I couldn’t agree more about the songs and have “sung” (I use the term very loosely) some of the oldies from my time but they’re apparently “cringe”, just as I’m not impressed by the current Bridie Dance remix

The perfect chance to play youngsters for 3 games, but because the sevco cheerleader was using the games as his interview, put out a team he thought would win the game, including throwing on a guy who’s signed a pre contract with another club. Get it up him. Glad we lost.

They knew any competent opponent would check their registrations and so on, and BOD are certainly competent. They knew they would be busted so didn’t bother with their own pitch, hence them throwing the tie completely when told Lossie were fit for hosting their home leg. Caught bonny.

Yaaassss…. 10 for Friday!