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Merry Christmas fellow Bairns, here’s hoping we can have a brighter future under the new regime

After years of reading this thread with envy, I can finally add something to it. The missus pushed the boat out this year and gave me something truly wonderful.... Ya Heuer sir!

All the best lads! FT DAB's Merry thank you.

I know I don’t say it often enough but I love every one of you b*****ds. If you see a gorgeous man in a kilt this evening just come up to me and say “rawb93” and I’ll buy you a drink. Or you’ll get a really odd look off a random. Merry Christmas! f**k the **** x

A very Merry Christmas to The Good Guys.

Happy Christmas you big bunch of dark blue Shaggers!

A true legend indeed , I got a rendition of nearly all his poems on Saturday as I had the pleasure of picking him up taking him down to Palmerston and taking him home

To everyone on this little corner of the interweb, I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas, however you're spending it. May it be full of fun, joy and good times. Yer pal, Richey xxx

Merry Christmas to all like-minded saddos reading the Covid thread on Christmas day!

Merry Christmas Dees, I too got the lovely home top. Hopefully later on in 2022 we can do what was suggested a while ago, and all meet up in hospo after covid. Enjoy your day. Thank you.

Merry Christmas lads!

Happy Christmas everyone, hope Santa brought you what you wanted... A new back 4, a playmaking cente mid and a goal scoring striker!

The Final Christmas Tables are brought to you by Christmas Megamix 2021 First up Merry Christmas everyone. I wish you all a great day. PFIZER PREMIERSHIP A cracker of a playoff will be needed to find the winner this weekend between @Arch Stanton & @Tynie Heep. @The Hologram takes on the Europa Cup @alang1993 & @Moomintroll need a matchup for their weekly cup destinations @Bully Wee Villa gets the Mugs Cup It's not very merry for @Leeds Saint @JamesP_81 & @Rugster as their wine is corked. They go down. @Helpma is in the playoff. NO TROPHY YET! WANNABE CHAMPIONSHIP @mathematics has been a good boy and gets his 2nd second tier title. @JustOneCornetto gets the cream and @Duszek slips into the last promotion spot. @The Captain form continues, the playoff awaits. Sick note @The_Kincardine finds himself down 2 division on his return. @101 all you can say is the torture is over. @Arabdownunder was let down by Xmas. @Ronaldo Jeremy is in the playoff. LAST CHANCE SALOON SHOOTOUT It was only a 1 week holiday for @Eednud as he goes away with his 10th Diddy title. The @Snobot sledges to promotion. 1 from 2 will between @Culter Away & @Spring Onion I usually had a dig at the wooden spoon person. @BigBo10 not today. You have a great festive time, probably be best to be pished when you do the quiz next week.

I’ve sacked it off and going to my Mum’s instead. F*ck that.

Heard a lovely story today about my wifes uncle who is a lifelong Ayr supporter in his 80's . He had intended going to the QoS game though the supporters bus was cancelled due to COVID. One of the directors heard that he was disappointed and arranged to collect him and take him to the match as a guest of the club sitting in the directors box. Despite the result he had a fantastic day and that is what local clubs are all about. Not only that but he was just this week gifted a hamper by the club. I wont mention his name but I know a few on here are connected to the club so I would just like to echo the families thanks for treating the poet so well. And ,of course , this comes from a Killie fan.

Merry Christmas fellow Dee's.

Merry Christmas to all fans of the most box office club in the world. Got the home shirt which is absolutely beautiful, hopefully Mrs MarbellaDEE will be slipping it on later along with a Santa hat and dark blue underwear. Have a great day. Thank you.

I'm looking after these two beauties over the festive season.

Merry Xmas ayr utd supporters round the world .have a great day .

Merry Christmas fellow feline admirers.

Mother in laws got a Michael Buble CD on for Christmas dinner

Happy Christmas, neighbours. xxx

Happy Christmas cuntos. I got an away shirt, chocolates and Covid. Glorious [emoji23]

Merry Xmas. Pretty sure Tip Top is open later. Never a dull day...

The beast getting his turkey and cranberry lick. Merry Christmas folks!

"Gies ma goodies now"

Went for the Tissot and must say, love it

Merry Christmas to my fellow Dees! Got the away strip so I'm a happy chappy. DDYB

I hope there is a L2 club unwrapping their presents and one of them is Sean McGinty.

Just a reminder……..

Merry Christmas lads. If I see Chad valley screw 'E' ever again in my life I swear.

In more than 50 years on this planet it has taken my youngest brother to deliver me the best Christmas present in living memory. Love you and a merry Christmas to you all!!

Hiya Everyone, just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year, most of all good health! These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So after all we've been though together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for. Best wishes, Helen xxx

Get the gun out

Merry quizmas you shower of absolute c***s.

Merry Christmas cunto’s.

Merry Christmas fellow Dees.

So you're saying there's hope for @virginton?

What a year it has been for all of us in our never a dull moment leagues!! Just wanted to say merry Christmas and wish everyone a happy new year, good health and hope you have a good one. Cheers

A pint of Baileys now. Just to wind up the mother in law.

This has made my day.

Kills Birds - Rabbit

I don't disagree in a broad sense but to look at United specifically. Going by *world football dot net* United's average attendance is roughly 2k more than us. You'd think that them having a meaningful (to them) derby accounts for a chunk of that. An average of 2k more is still a decent amount but it's nothing like the other city clubs. Unfortunately for United you have to go all the way back to 2016 for their last top flight season with crowds. It was also the season they were relegated (at Dens) but a quick look on Companies House shows that their turnover for that season was £4.6m (2016) with total wages of £3.4m (2016) and a £1.5m loss. To compare that to our most recent season with fans (albeit shortened) our turnover was £4.9m, wages £3.7m and a profit of £346k. Even looking at United's most recent accounts (when they won the Championship) ie: the comparable season to the MFC figures I just posted: Turnover was £3.9m, wages £4.1m and resulted in a £3m loss. None of that is posted in a Tick, Tock way but it points to that fact that there's not actually a gap between the two clubs in the way that there perhaps is with other "City" clubs. Instead the major difference at the moment is that you've got their owner willing to chuck money at it and bankroll the club in a way that we're fundamentally not able to do (nor would we necessarily want to give our experience with Boyle). I mean, the loss they posted for 2019 came in at £3.9m. Anyway, cutting about the Companies House website is a pretty fucking tragic way to spend Christmas morning. So, aye, Merry Christmas lads.

Get some coasters down FFS

Merry Christmas to you all The Who - Bargain

Merry Christmas x

One solace I’ll take is how fucking rattled the Kunts got him.

Yeah, there was a guy offering private Covid tests down one of the roads off Leith Walk so I gave it a try. It was really invasive and I honestly don’t know why it was so important for him to do the throat swab with his penis. He obviously wanted to do a good job as he insisted on filming it, I assume to watch back for performance review. I’ve been waiting a whole day for his text as well. Still, better safe than sorry for Christmas eh.