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This is the worst performance from a Scottish team against Malmö that there has ever been.

Premier Sports saying its a failure for Scotland. Which is weird as I'm OK with this

To the dickhead with the "Dumfries and Galloway" Rangers flag. Get it right fucking up you ya Tory c**t.

watching dejected Rangers* fans slink away from Ibrox after getting papped out of Europe on a shitty stream really is one of life's unsung pleasures

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Indeed. "We need 2 goals, what can we sing to inspire the team?" "What about that one about the UVF?"

Outstanding. Vile club with vile fans out in their place.

It's OK lads Charlie Adam thinks they will be ok financially. He says nothing "dramastic" will happen. DRAMASTIC.

I'm not excited anymore

The two ends of the spectrum of P&B retorts:

Nothing brings real scottish football fans together like either OF teams embarrassing themselves in Europe.

Is that the one where vaulting ambition allied to delusion, leads to lashing out en route to a messy death?

Goldson and Tav back to sleeping with the lamp on now that fans are back. Cowards.

This should have been a cinch for sevco after they went down to 10.

Strachan should give 100% to the Dee or f**k off.

Innocente Bonke sounds like the defence Prince Andrew would use.

I've never been but heard its nice.

The Spectator is openly creepy, pretty racist and more than happy to spread the bile of far right bigots. It's basically Kincardine if he was a magazine.

What a fucking shitebag.

Interesting to see what the potential ramifications could be for Rangers here. Did anything happen to them soon after the last time they lost to Malmo in a Champions League qualifier?

Watch Galatasaray score early and all the day tripping non Saints fans sitting there making it a lukewarm atmosphere. We need to make up for this, we need to be right behind the side.

I still find the criticism of O'Donnell extremely weird. I thought it was pretty much a given that he's a standard, good on his day Scottish Premiership full-back. By definition, he'll be good in some games and not so good in others. From the two league games so far, you can look at the basic stats and say, 'one penalty given away, one own goal scored'. However, I think both were unlucky. For the penalty, he's trying to block a shot from a distance and it hits his outstretched arm. Harsh, but a penalty it today's game. The own goal is down to two men in front of him both missing it and it hits off him. Just unlucky. It appears we are down the opposite route of when Darren Fletcher played for Scotland. "Well he needs to absolutely run riot for Scotland because he plays for Man Utd". Now a section of Motherwell fans seem to think, "well, he plays for Scotland so needs to be outstanding in every game fior Motherwell". If there's genuine criticism to be dished out, by all means do it, but I just don't see it. I just find it all very weird that *he* is the guy appearing to be singled out, of all the players currently in the XI. TL:DR version below;

Maybe they saw you coming with your fake lanyard and didn't want to put you at risk with your feeble lungs.

Duly done. A catch-all title as we have looked dreadful so far this season.

Really gutted about the coefficient.

I'm a Dundee supporter.

Hateley's Law states: In any given Motherwell team, one player must always be deemed "shite" Also, I fear that Grimmy is about to be subject to Dom's Law: The less appearances a player makes, the better they become.

Someone obviously didn't think before trying to be a smart arse

Super sexy TEN for Tuesday. Read A History of China recently so that was lucky. Was only unsure on La La Land.

LMALMO

What a season already. Thistle top of the league and both scumbag ugly sisters papped out the Champions League. Orgasmic.

Not over yet and Rangers chances are improving as with every minute Ibrox is becoming more and more empty

Last thing i need is Kincardine white knighting me. I'm not going to shag you mate

Giving Richie Foran a five year contract as manager.

Already started with Brechin.

Not getting criticism of Connolly for us since he re- signed. To me, he has shown great work rate, gets involved and has chipped in with goals and assists in the games he has played in a Rovers shirt so far - and that is all I want to judge him on. Also had a successful spell with us before.

Time I think to check on what The Science insisted would happen after Reckless Freedom Day was carried out in England three weeks ago: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jul/18/uk-covid-cases-could-hit-200000-a-day-says-neil-ferguson-scientist-behind-lockdown-strategy-england Actual daily cases: just over 25,000 - half of those when lifting restrictions took place. Looks like that 'crystal ball' was a complete fucking failure all along then. Once again the "central scenario" of SAGE and their shan modellers proving to be as useful a guide as a Michael Fish weather forecast. Where are all the mewling apologies and resignations for having misled the public and political leaders alike? Why aren't the independent SAGE clowns being huckled back to the newsrooms right now to be eviscerated for their exponential growth!!!11!! nonsense, before being tossed out of academia as attention-seeking frauds? This hasn't even been a case of not getting the rate of change spot on: they got the entire fucking track wrong one week out. It's still wrong and their gubbins models can't account for it. That is beyond useless. Autofile their contributions in the bin where they belong.

Good deed for the day done Expensive, heavy purse handed in after I found it in a shopping trolly in the Tesco car park.