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I FUCKING LOVE MY CLUB. GREETING MY EYES OUT.

Kind words one and all. Far too many to greenie!

Winning the league and failing to get anywhere near any cups with massive overspending or cup double with massive underdogs with minimal spending. Not even a comparison Davidson should have it hands down.

We have the first round scores in and a magnificent turn out from everyone. Makes it worthwhile. In joint first place with 43 points we have Team Brazil . Leading the way WRK with an 9 with Kinky & Edmund scoring 8 Joining them at the top we have team Germany Ja - top scorer was Ruggy with 10, take a bow son as serial misogynist Andy Gray would say. In joint third place - first up on 39 points is team France - mon dieu - Arch Stanton top scoring with 9 and the others all steady Joining them on 39 points is Team Scotland, hoots mon three players got a 7. Bringing up the rear (insert kenneth williams meme) is team Italy, oh dear 37 points with Geaky firing in a 9 Anyway that's round one of the team event done - now onto the head to head. First up we have the Rous Cup and remember it pitted teammate against team mate. Yorkshire's favourite H&S warder @WhiteRoseKillie got 9 to defeat my favourite resident of Adelaide @Eednud who got 8, hard luck cobber Non league fitba enthusiast @peasy23 got 7 to beat Linlithgow Rose and Eberdeen fan @Culter Away who got 5 - the only time Peasy will beat the Rose. Home economics teacher @Arch Stanton cooked up a 9 to defeat Tannadice die hard @The DA who nudged a six. Ivan Golic is not happy with you. Clyde mod @Bully Wee Villa got a middle of the road 5 but Pittodrie regular @gkneil got a 6 to chirpy chirpy cheep cheep through to next round (Sally Carr was married to Chick Young - how odd) The maximum man,Failkirk fan @Rugster makes Dingwall proud with 10 to defeat @Salvo Montalbano who got a gallant 8 but this copper did not get his man. @Aidan is a Montrose fan and Petrie has certainly served up a great dish this season but he only got 2 to unfortunately crash out to @Cardinal Richelieu a man who never pays for a round who somehow got an 8. Damn you sir. @Helpma lives in the desert and can be seen riding a camel, unfortunatley he got humped here as his 5 saw him easily despatched by @Perkin Flump the Killie via England diehard who got a 7. @alang1993 The St Mirren man was well fancied by some to win this but his fine 7 was surpassed by Ayr United stalwart @Geaky who put in a majestic 9 to romp home . @The Hologram another Lithgy fan and a nice chap (i've met him and he paid me to say that) got 7 to narrowly pip @Leeds Saint who ironically got a 6 unlike his team the buddies who couldn't get top 6. Sorry m9, I'm still bitter from 1986. Finally serial quizzer @Silky Si McFly got a 7 to beat former cup winner @jagfox BLM who got a 6. Unlucky m9 but at least the jags got promoted. That concludes the Rous Cup first round. Now onto the Kirin Cup First up @Arabdownunder got 6, I presume your in Oz and not a coal miner, but alas he leaves the cup as Buckinghamshire ex pat @The_Kincardine winds up his new computer to smash in an 8. @BigBo10 an Auchinleck Talbot attendee got a 4 (I once got a bottle chucked at me at Talbot) departs with the oldest swinger in town, the Glenavon fan and once Aberdonian @Jacksgranda got a 5 to slip through. @JamesP_81 the Well fan, I hope you got cup final answer right gets a 7 to see off gallant champion, exiled Jambo @LincolnHearts who got a 6. Not as bad as the Brora result mind you. @German Jag who I put in the Germany team, aren't I smart, got a 6 to defeat @101 the Tennent's guzzling Tie obsessing fifer who got a 5. Next up one of my favourite posters, another Jambo @NJ2 gets a 5 but alas @Blootoon87 the Peterheid fisherman, do ye ken thon Jimmy Buchan ah fancy some prawns, got a 6. Well in m9. Mask wearing Killie fan @mathematics got a 3 to drop out against Thailand's number one dog controller @SlipperyP who scored 5 David Bowie devotee @kingjoey got a 2 , some Changes needed for next round , crashed out to a 4 from Boghead battler @pleslie99 Rugger fan @Snobot scores a converted try (7) to defeat Qos legend @Spring Onion who gets the chop after a 5 Swiss superstar @Ross. batters in a 6 to defeat @ArmadaleKillie who gets a 4, hopefully your team performs better for you in next leg against Dundeh eh peh Finally I'm absolutely furious with this pair of melts for having the termerity to be the only tie of the round @JustOneCornetto A morton fan will be buzzing after his teams victory against Airdrie scored a 5 to tie with me old mucker @The Captain - I will be seeing the captain this afternoon in the pub and believe me he will be paying for the drinks for this inconvenience. We need a play off question, okleydookey how many golf major championships did Ian Baker Finch, Wayne Grady, Greg Norman & Jeff Ogilvie win between them - if you two can PM me before Sunday noon so I can get next round ready. Thanks again for everyone taking part and remember even if out the cup singles you're still in the team event. I'm away for a lie down and them I'm going to the pub, have a grand day everyone

Hope Zlamal rocks back up at Tynecastle with his Scottish Cup winners' medal around his neck.

What a load of shite this is. If the Scottish pound turned out to be worth exactly the same as the English pound, the cry would be "what's the point, you've no fiscal autonomy". If the Scottish pound were to be worth more than the English pound, there would be squeals from those keen to export to England being uncompetitive. If the Scottish pound is worth less than the English pound, you get this fucking drivel. It'll be what it is and we'll deal with the pluses and minuses like every other country on the planet. Or just adopt the Euro and be done with it. Independence is about the right to choose the destiny of your country, the right to vote for governments the majority of your citizens want to govern them and the responsibility to manage the day to day stuff. Scotland will be just fucking fine. If Ireland, Iceland, Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Belgium etc can manage it, what the f**k is it that makes Scotland so different - unless you think that the country next door to you is going to declare some sort of economic war and blockade you. If that's the intention, just let us know so we can laugh like f**k at them and then get on with being a proper country who just happens to have a scorned neighbour with tinpot tendencies. Fwiw, that's not how England will behave despite a few beetroot faced arseholes howling at the moon about it. Utter pish.

He’s been robbed.

Congratulations to the Saints. A genuinely tremendous achievement winning both cups, probably the best achievement from a Scottish team since Aberdeen in the 80s. If it hadn’t been my team in the final I would have been delighted for you. Hope you all get suitably intoxicated for me.

there’s the picture lads. What a player.

Supporting Rangers really is like being in a cult. Brainwashed and defend to the hill. Lets be clear, Rangers have had a tremendous season and going undefeated is fantastic but for a team with the budget of an Old Firm team to do this is not inconceivable i.e. it was done only a few years ago by the other half. The cup failures have to be taken in to account. What St. Johnstone and Calum Davidson have done, a diddy team winning both domestic cups, yes St. fucking Johnstone winning both cups!, is simple remarkable, (insert five other superlatives) and in the current climate of Scottish football won't happen again in our lifetime. An Old Firm team going undefeated will. Let's not forget sneaking into Top Six and qualifying for Europe. It's not even close and, yet again, it'll only be Rangers fans who see it any other way.

Well done to Glenn Middelton being the only Rangers player to get a cup winners medal this season.

I have no pre-concieved opinion on Sheerin but everything I've heard is that he tries to get teams playing out from the back and attacking, which I'm all for. You'd hope he has a good insight into the players reaching the end of their time at youth level and not quite able to make Scottish Premiership teams, which is 1000000% the market we should be in. More than happy to give him a chance.

Clownshoes Leitch's beloved Airdrie getting pumped by The Famous. The Norseman ditching the ridiculous 'table service only!!11!!!' proviso after 55 folk walked in for a drink at the exact same time after the game with two bar staff on. Back to bar service after about 0.3 seconds of hesitation. Normality is reasserting itself over these freaks and losers.

No matter where you come from and whoever you support, you’ve got to be delighted for The Binn Group today.

Congratulations to St Johnstone and all who sail in her! The better team won today. Amazing achievement, i think we all knew it was written in the stars. You can add us to your trophy cabinet this season as well you absolutely fucking own us now. Absolute fucking joke our diddy set up couldn't allow fans to watch that , sitting here watching some non league shite at a socially distanced Wembley! Also, a fucking joke that Scouse twat got Manager of the year , an absolute travesty. Enjoy the celebrations lads!

I’m not a particularly superstitious person, but 32 is my lucky number and I set the volume at 32 for the League Cup Final before Shaun Rooney scored the winner in the 32nd minute. So I made sure that I did the exact same things today. I wore the same clothes, I watched it at my sister’s house again, I set the volume at 32, and Shaun Rooney scored the winner in the 32nd minute. As soon as that goal went in, I had full confidence we’d see it out. Not a classic, but a really controlled performance and we were rarely troubled. Thanks to Callum Davidson and this squad of players for providing us with our best season of all-time during a year which has occasionally felt like the worst of all-time in other respects. I thought I’d get emotional but I don’t feel too much right now. This will take a while to sink in.

Final League Tables are brought to you by Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence PFIZER PREMIERSHIP It's the same 2 as last week as @WhiteRoseKillie lifts his 41st title, and @Tynierose with his 19th runners up spot. @Arch Stanton & @Salvo Montalbano will meet in a playoff for their seeding in the Europa Cup @Silky Si McFly & @Rugster are in the Mugs Cup This weeks strugglers, @Eednud was bowled a bouncer, @Bully Wee Villa got lost in the Bullring, while @peasy23 is sent to the Barnhill Poorhouse. @Perkin Flump in the playoff. WANNA BE CHAMPIONSHIP 'well there was a right old fights in the league as @JamesP_81 wins his 3rd second tier title @gkneil safe pair in 2nd and @Cardinal Richelieu sneaks in on the last day. @German Jag is in the playoff. It's a double dunter as @Culter Away got that falling feeling @NJ2 stinking the place out, goes looking for his flipflops @Aidan our new Bhutan resident slopes off to the seaside. @101 is in the playoff LAST CHANCE SALOON SHOOTOUT He's back with a win, from a long layoff @The_Kincardine will be marching to his 3rd Diddy Title @Snobot is back up a division @pleslie99 finally gets out, it's been a while. @Ross. is in the playoff Got to the give it to the old dog after a 5, 2 start he gave it a good fight, but like his braincells there was not much left at the end of the day. @Jacksgranda look out a nice place for your wooden spoon.

Feeling very emotional tonight..Never in all my years supporting St Johnstone did I ever for one moment imagine that one day we would win both Cups within three months of each other. 2020/2021 will now forever be known by Saints fans as " The Double Season".....Just let that sink in for a moment

Top tips: 1) Stick your head in the toilet pan. 2) Pull the flusher. 3) Repeat until no longer necessary.

omg

Couldn't perform- there were too many eyes watching

Davidson is 100% the manager of the year. What he's achieved with a team the size of St Johnstone won't be matched in our lifetime again. It's a complete joke Gerrard got it over him.

I’m all for the SG keeping fans out of stadiums especially after watching that performance today.

Win or lose today, what a season it’s turned out to be for saints. Everyone at the club deserves so much credit for actually managing to make a fan base more positive about the future. 12 months ago we’d lost our cup winning, heavily successful manager and were only a few months later sitting at the bottom of the table. Fast forward and wow what a turn around, from the manager, coaches, players, back room staff, board, I for one cannot wait to get back to being there in person to cheer on this incredible team and club. Just when things appeared their bleakest we not only claw our way to 5th, win a cup, but also take giant leaps forward as a club in terms of media updates, social interactions, even getting season tickets out early. There are literally no downsides right now, these will come eventually when this squad gets broken apart, but for now, we may as well enjoy them as much as we can. What they’re doing is never likely to be repeated, it took us long enough to win 1 national trophy ffs!

That'll do.

Nothing much to say except that I wept at David Wotherspoon’s interview and again a little bit more watching Zander on the phone to his family later on. These players and manager (best ever no debate possible) have consistently brightened up a tough year. Unfair to pick out any individuals because they were all magnificent from first 11 to subs to everyone who played a part in the cup runs. Hope it’s possible to travel in our hundreds to somewhere silly overseas and watch these guys in the summer.

Disgusting scenes from George Square tonight... Scotland's Shame!

Aye. The fact that St Johnstone bodied Rangers (who assumed their name was on the cup) out in such fantastic circumstances shouldn't be forgotten too, which really helps with the overriding narrative of finals like this..... Scottish football without the Old Firm is a great thing, and would be glorious if they fucked off.

Hello barman can I get a glenfiddich please Oh, AND MAKE IT A DOUBLE

This is a brilliant fucking feeling

Alec Clelland

This Wotherspoon interview shows what it means to guys outwith the OF to win the cup. Absolutely brilliant.

Congrats Saintees. Said I thought they’d do it before the semi and no one is surprised that they have. Fully deserved winners of both trophies, what they’re achieving is something special. Delighted for them. For me this is the greatest season ever by a Scottish club. The Old Firm seasons aren’t comparable due to the financial advantages they have always had over the rest of us. Even Aberdeen in the 80’s were a big spending club chock full of international players. This is a fairly average team with an average top flight budget, but they’re so well organised and coached and have such belief. To win both cups and finish fifth with those resources is nothing short of phenomenal. And for right back Shaun Rooney to score the winning goal in both cup finals, I mean...it’s basically Roy of the Rovers. Except this actually happened.

ftfy

It's like if Cruella de Vil shopped at George

Still really is a disgrace there is no fans at Hampden today.

Good luck today lads, provided stacks of entertainment for the neutral this season and deserve your historic double. Hope it works out for yous boys.

Glory hunting airport b*****ds

Racist Little Englanders: *Slag off Europe* Europe: *Refuses to vote for UK's Eurovision entry* Racist Little Englanders:

Winning 2 cups with St Johnstone is a bigger achievement than winning the league undefeated with Rangers. It's really that simple.

I'll take your word for it, but I'm aware of zero hibs fans that think finishing third against the retarded step children like Aberdeen has even been an achievement. You're gash, and so is every c**t else in the league. Hibs finished third because we never had to punt our best players in January. That's it.

Nicola@weve-hibsed-the-pandemic.org.

That's not the way odds work.

Good morning Champions. Have a great weekend!