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You're backing gunboats being set on fishing vessels in the latest episode of a now 5 year long jingoistic fit by the UK government, but sneering about the tone of Scottish nationalism ? And you don't think this lacks self awareness ?

As many a double sausage supper knows.

I wish people would stop making Johnson's false argument for him. This is utter pish. We'll end up with 70+ pro indy seats. Settle.

That's Murdo completed 10 in a row, what an achievement.

6800 majority hold for Tories - stonking win 7000 majority hold for SNP in Glasgow - Humza holding on

He'll be spewing when his PIP gets stopped at the next assessment.

Yeah I'm watching the BBC One Scotland coverage too mate

Every Tory seat won is another swing voter waking up in Scotland and realising that the only way to deliver progressive policies is to break up the union. There is nothing else that can be done about it. Labours moved to the left, moved to the soft left, moved to the centre, and it's now going to try and move to the right. Nothing has worked. Nothing will work. England just simply loves voting Tory. Adores it. Cannot get enough of it. No matter what they do, they will be returned to the seat of power because there are powerful classes that demand it. The modern day has known only Tory governments and Blair governments, and there was almost no difference between the two. Effectively forty years of Tory rule. England is a one-party state, and whether unionists realise it or not, that is their biggest problem for the next referendum.

if ever more confirmation was needed of a (expected) good night developing for pro-Indy parties, it is the sight of Detournment trying to kick off currency arguments.

Imagine being such a snivelling c**t that you tactically vote for Jackson fucking Carlaw

My sources tell me there's a 50/50 chance of an SNP majority, because either they will have one or they won't.

I dunno why folk don't like Sturgeon. Politicians in general are all kunts but she is by far and away the best of them.

Donathon is annoying with his ITK shite

Imagine Keir Hardie or John Smith witnessing traditional Labour voters voting for a tory party led my an eton millionaire who just spent fortunes refurbishing his flat on donors money, just to keep the socially democratic SNP out. In the words of slade...my oh my

I'm not sure if the guy telling Sturgeon that she "wants to turn Scotland into a socialist republic" realises that that isn't the zinger he thinks it is. Sounds great to me!

Shut the f**k up

Tory lad is disabled, to be fair. Don't think mocking his appearance is a great look, I'd imagine if Tory supporters were mocking a disabled SNP member it would quite rightly be jumped on.

If it wasn't for Sludden and the rest of the 87/88 team I wouldn't have been an Ayr fan. Being from Sheffield and watching the results coming in every week and the hammerings that the team regularly dished out got me hooked and have been a supporter ever since. People from down here will ask me why i support Ayr and I tell them why with a smile on my face no matter how strange it would seem to folk. RIP John and thanks for contributing to making me an Honest Man

Now going for 55

Glad to see Moore being offered something.

Fascinating, keep us posted!

No, the big risk from Alba is that they might block Greens getting seats. That and that they're a total embarrassment to the cause of independence and will scare people TF away. You know, like when Sillars talked about a "day of reckoning". That kind of thing.

Good old Laura K letting us know Westminster don't need to listen to the SNP if they don't have an overall majority. Off you f**k, Laura.

The Lorraine show's not usually that political.

Jackson Carlaw mentioning Bernard's tan there. Not the wisest move to mention someone's complexion from that beetroot faced bawheid.

ftfy

Sturgeon needs a good, long holiday. She won't get it though. None of us can imagine what it's like to be in her position. If any of us tried we'd be curled up in a ball by lunchtime.

One of the nicest guys in football. RIP John.

Not really that arsed about the overall result, I just want Alex Cole-Hamilton to lose his seat and end up living in a bin for the rest of his life. Is that really too much to ask for?

1-2% extra for the Greens is piss-poor if replicated across the board. Nearly half of all list votes in Glasgow wards being piled in the bin because of the SNP's gormless 'both votes SNP!!!!111!!!!' strategy.

Willie Rennie giving it large about how Sturgeon needs to listen to him. He's an irrelevant wee shite to everyone in Scotland apart from farmers in NE Fife.

I don't think you're familiar with North East Fife. It's St Andrews, Cupar and the East Neuk. It's the weekend homes of the people who really run the country. They would be Tories but they hate Johnson and they're not racist enough. The Lib Dems are the acceptable face of moderate conservative unionism.

East coast of Scotland = worst coast of Scotland yet again.

It should be the absolute minimum, and I know there's a lot of reasons not to support her, but refreshing to see Sturgeon just call a spade a spade

As a Raith supporter, the sight of John Sludden at Stark's Park used to fill me with dread. He always seemed to score 2 against us, although that may be the mists of time. If the opposition dread you running out at 3pm, you must be doing something very right. Commiserations.

John Swinney, now that's a sensible pair of glasses.

That wording from the Record, though, FFS. "Covid Jobsworths." "Seething." 127k dead in the past 13 months and people implementing the associated restrictions are "jobsworths", apparently. And here are St Johnstone's "seething" quotes: The press really do themselves no favours, do they?

Jackie Baliey saying the labour party increased their share of the votes just as the ticker on the bottom has their constituency vote share in the negative is probably the most Jackie Baliey thing ever.

BBC saying that “the Labour and conservative vote combined would have been enough to topple the SNP” in East Lothian. Disgraceful from the BBC.

46 idiots vote for Fransen, which was greeted by laughter.

I'd like to place on record no thanks at all for the utter shiteness and laziness these woeful excuses for professionals served up. Neither do I wish them well in any future careers they may have. f**k off. Keep fucking off. And f**k off some more.

Who are all these fucking tories????? How has it become acceptable to vote for them again?

Marcus Fraser sign on till 2023 great news.

Absolutely tragic news. He was my boyhood hero. Henry tended to get most of the headlines but fook me, John could finish. A proper player. Thanks for the memories.

Match 36 - 2054