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Every "unpaid carer" that gets vaccinated, is one more addition to the total vaccinated population which (as long as it doesn't push ahead of a vulnerable person, and at this stage it doesn't), is absolutely the goal here, so fire on. If it bothers you that people have received the vaccine before you to the point where you'd actually have a moan about it, register as an unpaid carer, get your jab, and shut the f**k up.

What a sad life to be looking at people in their 20s and 30s getting their jabs and thinking they're just at it. My gf and I have both had first doses, me because of a prior condition (which has zero effect on my life but am I f**k turning down the offer) and her because she works with vulnerable people. The country's full of paid and unpaid carers, but also full of gormless bitter folk who hate the idea of something good happening to others.

That's Vaughan signed on until 2024

Or don't change the time at all.

I’m under 30 and I’ve just registered as an unpaid carer. Purely because it winds up ayrmad.

Probably because he was born in Corfu.

Monday 10!! On poetry!!! Me!!!

Save all the votes and hassle and just bring this back. Instant leap in sales = cash

It's about time someone cracked down on the unpaid carers. Truly the scum of society.

Oh liiiiife, oh liiiiiiiiiii-iiiiife, oh life

Leave Hearts in the Championship

Legend is an epithet sometimes given too freely. In this case, legend is deserved on multiple levels, namely his service to the club, on the pitch and in helping to save the club and devotion to attend Starks Park during his illness. It doesn't seem like 10 years, but here we are.

There is yer soft penalty ya dirty stinkin' cheating bassas.

The Helen Lovejoy's and iSAGErs of this world will be absolutely fizzing at the scenes of packed revellers eating and drinking on the streets of London etc today. Of course, the Scottish Government has decided it's better to ruin the economy some more just to look a bit more safe, for absolutely no benefit, when it's due to be a beautiful, sunny week in Scotland's capital.

You really are fucking useless.

A few thoughts... 1) It's democratic because everyone entitled to a vote got a vote. Everyone knew that you don't get a vote in the first year when they joined, and everyone that joined had the same rule. 2) If any club had wanted new clubs to be able to vote in their first year they could have proposed that. AFAIK no club did. So what you're arguing for is a vote in breach of the EoSFL constitution. What's that word you're fond of? Shambles? 3) Even if every club that wasn't able to vote had voted, and had voted for your favoured option, you'd still have lost. You're venting anger over something that would literally have made zero difference anyway. 4) Of course your opinion is for the benefit of the pyramid. Everyone's is. But you're choosing to assuming that your opinion is the only valid one and all others are wrong. Not just wrong, corrupt. That's really, really disrespectful. The decision made wasn't the one I would have chosen either, but this was an issue with no wrong answers and I respect the right of all the clubs to come to their own conclusions. If you can't see how it's fair enough to prefer to end the season now, save the players from a frenzy of football in June, save the clubs from losing more money with matches behind closed doors and be more ready for the new season in July, then it's because you're choosing not to. 5) You're alleging that those who voted null and void did so out of self-interest, but that couldn't possibly explain the overwhelming vote in favour of it. There are obviously clubs who thought this was the right way to go even though it wasn't in their interests. 6) As an official of a member club I think it's pretty inappropriate to be as insulting to other member clubs and to league officials as you've been.

FTFY

Not strictly my dog but looking after wee Angus for a while. He will do anything for his tennis ball but his posing needs work.

Thanks everyone. I will just let them go.

What evidence do you have that the paperwork that they've filled in is untruthful?

Don't ask me how, but a 10 for Monday!

Day 526 in the Bairnardo Bunker: Thanks to the panic spread by the government everyone still is too terrified to visit me. It seems that Germophobia is running rampant as every time I contact one of my friends to propose a meeting they say they are washing their hair that day. No-one wants to come and view the 200 page dossier on the Leitch-Sridhar axis. The struggle continues.

Tell your mate to give this wee shite a boot in the nuts if he sees him.

Lewis Vaughan couldn't turn down 3 years of Premier League football!

Outside scottsdad's parents house at the weekend, after I've grassed them up

Aaron Chapman likes this.

If you try to wear a Glengarry hat to a Scotland game you should be refused entry and your ticket handed to a non-cretin. If you refer to yourself as a ‘foot soldier’ and reference the ‘campaigns’ you’ve participated in, you should be refused entry. If you think putting Fairy liquid in a fountain and flashing local people is the height of patter, you should be refused entry.

Some songs are very rewarding.

The dribbling mess has spoken.

How can her majesty possibly be at the funeral and watch her 11 play football at the same time. Rearrange.

Aye, just like Celtic and Rangers fans have been doing the last 4/5 years at these Challenge Cup games. Littered with sub 500 crowds. Old Firm fans really are fucking morons.

Arbroath kick-off moved to 12 noon. That will allow fans to mourn not only Prince Philip but also Ayr's Championship status.

I should have said: 10 for Mondee? On poetree? Me!!

Absolutely horrendous choices. The effort we’ve made in the kit department the last few years is piss poor. Just give us the bespoke kit we want and if that means paying more for it then so be it. These off the shelf Joma numbers are pathetic.

I don't really mind if the Greens want to lay down their Republican credentials now, because despite the SNP going to lengths to emphasise their approval for the Monarchy, I think it's inevitable that within a decade or so of Independence there would be a referendum on the matter. I'm not certain I'd be able to call right now how I think that would turn out, but I do believe that after 10 years of not being a defacto part of the UK, that Scots might begin to consider that issue in a totally different light to how the majority do right now. I don't believe there's any scope for a referendum on the Monarchy in Scotland as things stand, but I certainly believe there would be in a fully independent nation.

Sounds like a threat to me Mods!

Daily Cases Update: Another decent day as we have total cases down 4% to 2000, cases 36.6 per 100K and positivity down again to 1.8% However the English dip below 30 so will surely close the Borders to the Rona ravaged Scots ? Clackmannanshire still the UKs most dangerous Council while Inverness Clachnacuddin's vicinity is Scotland's most dangerous neighbourhood. Let's here it for the Clachs. Couple of new additions to the Smoking room. Welcome P&K and East Lothian. I am going to change qualification criteria "a la Scotgov" to 25 tomorrow. Let's also take our hats of to the good old Swedes who now have Europe's most ravaged country rising quickly to 428 cases per 100K. Scotland peaked at 301.9 for figures 29th Dec to 4th Jan, (UK was 642.1) Cases that day were 16,496 and test positivity rate was 11.9% Total Cases 7 days from 3rd April to 9th April were 2086 now 2000 down 4.12%. Positivity was 1.9% down to 1.8%. Cases per 100k were 38.2 now 36.6 Home Nations Daily update: UK Average 30.7 to 29.9 down 2.61%, England 30.1 to 29.3 down 2.66%, Wales 19.3 to 18.3 down 5.18%, Northern Ireland 30.7 to 29.7 down 3.25% European (Above 2 Million Population) : Sweden 357 to 428, Poland 391 to 355, Serbia 414 to 352, France 293 to 352, Hungary 422 to 350, Council progress in last 24 Hours as follows. Click cases by neighbourhood to see the spread on the geographical map. https://public.tableau.com/profile/phs.covid.19#!/vizhome/COVID-19DailyDashboard_15960160643010/Overview UK's worst covid hole club Clackmannanshire 131.9 to 102.8 Down over 22% but still the UK number 1 for at least 1 more day. Under 100 Club could do better club North Lanarkshire 64.2 to 64.2 West Lothian 69.9 to 61.2 Down 12.44% great day Glasgow City 65.5 to 60.8 Decent day over 7% drop Renfrewshire 62.0 to 60.3 Falkirk 50.3 to 53.5 Still on the rise again !!! Stirling 51.0 to 48.8 Fife 47.4 to 48.5 Moray 38.6 to 43.8 Dundee City 43.5 to 42.9 South Lanarkshire 38.1 to 39.6 East Ayrshire 41.0 to 39.3 Under Scottish Average club 36.6 East Renfrewshire 35.6 to 35.6 East Dunbartonshire 35.0 to 34.1 Aberdeen City 29.7 to 30.2 Havana & Malt Whisky club Sub 30.0 West Dunbartonshire 24.7 to 29.2 Clinging on in the smokey room. East Lothian 39.2 to 27.1 Brilliant 30% drop and can light up again. Perth & Kinross 31.6 to 23.7 Excellent 25% drop City Of Edinburgh 22.7 to 22.5 Aberdeenshire 19.5 to 20.3 South Ayrshire 16.0 to 18.6 North Ayrshire 20.0 to 17.1 Inverclyde 9.0 to 14.1 Angus 17.2 to 13.8 Down over 65% in 3 days. Smokies back into Smoky territory. Highlands 13.1 to 12.3 75% of all cases in Inverness Merkinch, Most dangerous place in Scotland. Midlothian 16.2 to 10.8 Simply outstanding down 33.33% Argyll & Bute 8.2 to 5.8 Scottish Borders 4.3 to 3.5 Dumfries & Galloway 1.3 to 2.0 Shetland Islands 0.0 to 0.0 Western Isles 0.0 to 0.0 Orkney Island 0.0 to 0.0

Hospital numbers 154 (167 on Friday). ICU numbers 21 (20 on Friday).

It was mentioned in commentary v Airdrie what a cracking strip they were wearing. An iconic strip that hasn’t changed and is instantly recognisable as Airdrie. Would it be so difficult ?

Nice to see Harrys been given a rest in these threads and Johns getting a run out now instead

Yeah, let's act as if there is no difference in some pre-season friendlies to get ready for a league season and getting a league up to 50% by cramming as many fixtures as possible in a short time (which would still require a few weeks preparation for players to get match fit).

Yay, 10 for Monday. I knew that poetry degree would come in handy some day.

Isn’t the difference with Chile that they lifted all restrictions whilst still vaccinating? Unlike us who’ve waited until X number before lifting things?

Tbf, your success rate is pretty miniscule. Let's ignore cumulative and speak about percentages. I'm sure you'll be well below the "experts". Even more stark if you take the number of times that you posted the same inaccuracies with conviction.

Would the Duke approve of something being differently coloured?

I had the 3 biggest slavers (sic) as: 1. Elixir 2. Todd_is_God 3. virginton

Can't be arsed looking up the populations of the many Scottish towns, but with the playoffs in place, it was only a matter of time until clubs like ours were spending at least some time in the farmers / fisherman's leagues (unless we had a significant sugar daddy like Cove, Brora or Kelty). Without the historic involvement with the SPFL, the harsh reality is that we should really be on a par (if not behind) the likes of Fraserburgh, Locos etc. It's actually quite amazing what the club has achieved over the years, and we should be proud of it. The first Brechin game that I can actually remember being at was against East Stirling at Firs Park, and since then I've seen us win multiple league titles, be a replay away from the Scottish Cup semis, get to a national cup final, play at the likes of Tannadice on league business etc. If we end up facing the drop then it'll be another bump on one hell of a rollercoaster ride that I have absolutely no regrets about jumping on.