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That feeling when it's August 1st and you're a quarter of the way to matching Hearts' wins for last season.

The sooner grass pitches are banned the better.

Their game has been played already Heart of Midlothian 0 - 5 Doncaster

The Leith juggernaut invites all in their path to step forward. The ten will be stopped, and it will be none other than Hibernian Football Club who do it. It’s time to accept the inevitable and join the bandwagon.

Apologies. I honestly didn't know

Hello old friend. Hibernian 2 v 1 Kilmarnock Heart of Midlothian 0 v 1 Doncaster

Few chances for either team, St Mirren stuck theirs away really well, we hit the post and had some blocked, and Forrest getting in behind them put a great ball across the box, but on the whole it was bloody frustrating watching it from a Livi perspective. Most clear cut chance of the game came to St Mirren when the ball dropped for Morias right in front of goal, glad he missed it as 2-0 would've been underserved. Amounts to the same thing though, we just couldn't get a break through goal. Disappointing set pieces and 'long throws', St Mirren defended them with ease, and they're usually our strengths, really need Brown on for the throw ins but he wasn't on the bench so presumably he's not well or injured. Would've had Souda on a lot earlier to take our corners, by the time we brought him on we had no more corner kicks, and we were dominating possession in their half from those areas. Typical away result from us carrying on from last season, prob deserved a draw but once St Mirren got in front they defended their lead well so can't really argue with the result, we weren't anywhere good enough to get the equaliser. Downer of an opening game not getting anything, heyho, away to go a walk with the dog to lift my spirits. Fucking football, great when you win, shite when you lose, well done St Mirren.

Gomis was our best player for the first half of the season. He fell away towards the end but that’s because how terrible most of our other options were we were playing him far too much and because we were pretty much asking him to go box to box he was fucked after 70 minutes every game. It was an absolute no brainer to sign him up again and if used correctly (and sparingly) will be a key player for us this season imo.

The last time we played each other without any Killie fans in the stadium:

League leaders Hibernian already on track to stop 10IAR. I suppose a huge, society-halting, coronavirus spike between now and tomorrow afternoon is too much to ask.

He used to play poker in the pub league when he was with us. Up close he looks like a leper who has tried to lick the honey out a bee hive.

Worthy of a thread of its own. The recent self-inflicted grave misfortunes and actions of Heart of Midlothian Football Club will be unveiled to all in an intimate, all-areas documentary which is a complete and utter sure-thing to be nothing other than unfettered, unrelenting TV Gold. "Inside Tynecastle will be screened on BBC Scotland, and aims to explore the ups and downs of the 2019/20 season. Taking a fly-on-the-wall look at the inner workings of the storied Midlothian side, Inside Tynecastle will grapple with the daily challenges of running a top flight Scottish football team in the modern age. In particular, it will tell the story of the tumultuous 2019/20 season so far." https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football/inside-tynecastle-what-new-hearts-documentary-about-and-when-it-tv-1370338 Quite simply lads, this has the potential to out-gun the Tiger King. Enjoy.

Folk writing McAllister and Morias off after one game ffs, have I signed in to the Black & White Army. Aye we need another couple of signings up front but ffs give the guys more than one game to prove what they can do.

Wonder what the next pandemic will be when Killie finally come away from EH7 with a win? Maybe smallpox will make a comeback? Maybe it’ll be polio that returns? Maybe after the asteroid hits, the remaining life forms on earth will be so immune that pandemics as we know them no longer exist? All remains to be seen, but back in your PPV-less East Ayrshire boxes for the time being, please.

Temperature cooled down a bit today, so able to get out for a few miles.

Killie fans should be thanking their lucky stars that we had the decency not to charge them through the nose to watch their side put in this abject performance.

Made a chocolate fudge cake. Wee yin decorated it.

Brother Madden defo lending a helping hand. Several decisions he gave Sevco I thought were BS.

Ahh the joys of the IP search,the poster claiming to know Aidan Keena is none other the the East Fife fan claiming that Marc McNulty is signing for them Never mind the schools go back in 2 weeks.

He probably wasn't to know. I did the same a few seasons ago thinking it was just a shite haircut.

People don't engage with you because you are what a really stupid person thinks a clever person sounds like. Couple this with your own, weirdly inflated sense of self importance and inability to construct decent arguments and you've got the perfect recipe for being laughed at tbh. Enjoy the Gers win today tho, son.

Whats the HT score in your game ?

We don't have to say anything to upset you, merely change our minds.

I totally agree with this. I have no idea why people are saying “we’re wasting a wage on him” when he was brilliant at times for us last season. The way he keeps the ball and always keeps his cool on tight situations remind me of Latapy. Using him correctly will be the most important part. Try and play him for 90 minutes every week isn’t going to work, however, use him sparingly and in the right position, then he’ll be a big asset to us this season.

That would certainly save people another 36 weeks or so of watching this pish.

Heid first Dons, get stuck into this scum. I’m feeling like a kid at Christmas currently. COYR

Times up and it's all a little controversial this weekend. James Villa Holidays League @Arch Stanton swoops in at the death to secure his 9th Tap Lads League title under the nose of @WhiteRoseKilie, whose week of celebrations caught up on him as he ran out of steam. Still manages to collect his 11th runners up spot. It's all very tight at the bottom (oh) apart from @mathematics with is "let's try it all one day" approach. Bye!! @Tynierose like a true Gorgie Boy, bottles it on the last 2 days. Then 5 players all on 38. Rules of some sort which I have not got a clue what the name is, sees @peasy23 drop down. @Rugster is in the playoff. Teletext Holidays League @alang1993 was smoking cigars by Tuesday and claims his 11th silver trophy, joining him @Cardinal Richelieu, will he survive? 3rd place there is a tie. Both @German Jag & @Perkin Flump will be in a playoff to see who gets automatic promotion and the loser will play in the playoff. Down at the arse end @BigBo10 feels the pain, with @NJ2 giving it big licks, will return to face the music. @pleslie99 form deserted him at the start of the week. All head to beach party league. @Spring Onion can keeps his hopes alive with a playoff. Club 18-30 League @NotThePars has a year off and comes back with a bang and wins his 3rd Diddy Title. @SlipperyP pished on Thursday evening and the Friday score shows, he goes up. @JamesP_81 finds himself in the 3rd automatic promotions spot. @Snobot yes, you are in the playoff. Unbelievable @Helpma goes missing for 4 weeks, comes back does 4 days and misses Friday, when all he needed was a post of ANY score to be promoted. As we all know, you have to complete the week for your full weekly total to count. Wooden spoon for you.

The guy in the black hat is about to get a surprise from Elastigirl from the Incredibles

Worth remembering we’re only one game into a new season with only 2 pre season friendlies and a short pre season behind us. We can hardly except everyone to hit the ground running .

Big guy is slowing down a wee bit, 11 next month. Not lost his appetite though, feed me ya bass

Jasmine turned 14 today. She's in better shape than me.

50/50 draw was an amazing £3267 today,with the same amount going to MND,well done to all that bought a ticket.

Poor from Rangers, very poor from Aberdeen, and extremely poor from Madden. It’s almost as if football never went away.

Big team found

Probably because he's a sad c**t who really needs to find better things to do with his time than pretend to be other people on message boards. Creepy twat.

Depends who you ask. Clyde fans say yes, I’d say a fair amount of Thistle fans would say yes, but also that we have been insignificant for a long time to them. A number of younger Thistle fans would probably say no. Not sure whether or not this is the young ultras acting the big man or we have genuinely been an irrelevance for that long. It’s possibly even a bit of both. ETA: If any Thistle fans would like to meet for a socially distanced scrap at 12 Ruel Street, on 17th October, please bring yer maw.

Lol chill out mate

You didn't have to draw on your TV though.

Can’t see us signing him AND Marc McNulty !!!!! [emoji6][emoji6][emoji23][emoji23]

I love this site

What you said was completely wrong. Her even being involved in such conversations makes it possible for anything like this to be actionable against the club.

There's never been more information available on any subject, but lots of people seem to be unable, unwilling, or too thick to access it. Cooking is just one of them.

Lockdown affecting some players more than others...

What strikes me is a complete lack of tattoos on almost everyone in these pictures.