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I can only speak for myself but this diddy supporter is only here putting the boot in because your club and a large number of your support are wilfully engaged in trying to put my club out of business, all because you didn't get what you want. Forgive me if I show some delight at the fact it's all blowing up in your face and the best you c***s have got to say now is "look at what a big club we are". GIRFUY.

The only real winner here will be the seats in the away section.

Aye. Imagine losing in a popularity contest against Neil Fucking Doncaster. Says a lot, that does. Almost as embarrassing as, say, winning four games out of 30.

I think that's a pretty good analogy.

My prostate cancer related PSA marker is back to about normal for someone my age after 6 months treatment, which is nice, considering it started at a near record breaking high. Going to risk booking flights for next years Euros to celebrate.

Be funny if no one got told, and it was a case of the Sky sports helicopter following the St Johnstone team bus on the opening day to see where it goes...

Mendy will come good. If he doesn’t I’ll give everyone who likes this a 5er come August.

GET OUT

Actually, it’s fucking embarrassing tbh. I’ve greenied more Dees in the past month, than I have in my whole previous time on P&B. Everyone’s mutual disgust at your club’s atrocious behaviour has brought the rest of us together in ways we never thought possible. Hurry the f**k up and get doon, so we can all get back to slagging each other off again.

Fun fact: if either goal difference or goal average was used for season 19/20, Hearts would still have finished bottom.

In ma heid. Sorry, in a mischievous mood this morning.

Also, it's a very disappointing statement to say that we'd be doing the exact same thing in Hearts and Thistle's position. I'd be frankly fucking embarrassed at us as a club acting the way Hearts have.

Goes to all the bother of carpeting round the outside toilet pan for extra comfort and somebody nicks it. Disgraceful.

There’s a certain amount of irony that the police won’t allow folk to walk from Stark’s Park to Tannadice as it isn’t safe, but they’ve been quite happy to allow 1500 folk to walk up a blind bend on Pratt Street every fortnight with the road open for the last few years.

This you?

I can’t fault Fitzy for his love of the club and his enthusiasm about finishing top six. Wtf is hard to understand about showing some ambition to not scrape about the bottom of the league for a change. Who gives a f**k if he’s a dreamer, is that not what it’s all about. If a diddy outfit like St Johnstone can do it then why not us.

Expected Detournement to be on the side of trans people given they’ve adopted a new identity and get mad when people refer to their old one

Wilson is a good player - he was unfortunate at Killie in that he was trying to break into what has consistently been one of the best midfields in the country over the last three seasons, and therefore didn't get the chance to play much. I think most of our fans would have liked to keep him, but he wants to play regular football and he was never going to get that with Dicker, Power and El Makrini all still under contract. He can be a bit slow and lumbering but he's good on the ball and very strong physically. Think about a slightly more mobile and more talented Nat Wedderburn and you're probably not far off.

As of yesterday 6 months sober

Thread title updated as we now know 20/21 is happening.

Until now.

He didn't say you weren't at risk (from Covid-19 if you're healthy). He said you're not much at risk. People on here seem to have the same reaction to the written word as my wife has to the spoken word - rearranges them to suit her purpose.

Thankfully I have no business being in this thread. Since the lockdown it's highlighted how lucky we are in regards to neighbours. They've always been friendly enough but it's just a quick hello or a wave. The neighbours next door have come right out their shell and talk a lot more now but without being too involved. As we're building a wall we had to ask if we could take down their fence. They've had no problem with it and have actually used a lot of the soil we had from digging the foundations, so that's less to go in the skip. The guy across the road dug out a tree for us with a digger, which would have cost us a fair bit. The one next to him has been happy to let us help ourselves to (extra) his tools. The old guy across the road asked if he could poach the old fence we took down. Obviously that helped us as well but he just shouted me there and gave me a used once gazebo that he doesn't want. And the woman down the road's husband lent me a pick and her son said to get in touch with him for our next skip and he'll get us a discount. Having previously lived below a complete c**t who had music blaring all hours of the day and night as well as living above a nosy old cow who used to bad mouth us all the time (fruit cake), you really can't put a price on the neighbours we have now. I do apologise for highjacking this thread with a positive story.

[emoji38] there speaks a man who never watched QoS last season. Getting shot of our squad wasn't close to a screw-up. It was a masterstroke.

The dugs enjoyed a wild camp last night.

They were not going to pay staff for the last part of March until the pressure in the media forced them to do so. They expected employees to wait almost 6 weeks for those wages. Martin's initial response was to tell them to go get jobs in Tesco. An uber-c**t if ever there was.

Have to feel sorry for ICT, they've lost their entire starting defence from the start of last season to the Premiership (Rooney, Donaldson, McCart, Tremarco), and have been left with Brad McKay.

I’d send the official bus south on the M90 with no one on board except Greg Wallace while the team travels to Dundee socially distancing in a fleet of tractors.

You'd honestly never tire of punching holes in Gary Locke. What an absolute helmet of a man.

I said on another thread but these things are only funny if you catch someone out in some way like when that posh radio 4 lady read the text aloud about Jimmy Savile fixing it for an 8 year old boy to milk a cow blind folded This Australian “comedian” has actually paid money for a message to be read out and Carol clearly doesn’t know who Saville or Harris are and why would she given she is an American animal rights activist? To make matters worse the comedian who instigated all this posted “if this doesn’t break the internet I don’t know what will” before sharing it. Just f**k off you absolute fucking virgin.

3-1 Dons, Hayes to Score. Sky sports commentator to shout 'THE EX CELTIC PLAYER' when he does.

Reynolds should have his contract terminated for calling it the Law hill

I love these guys! Doesn't matter what mood I'm in the second i get to the park and see that they're enjoying themselves then I'm a happy guy, dogs are fuckin brilliant

What? They're a similar height maybe? Sammon is fast, Miller isn't. Miller is good in the air, Sammon isn't. Miller can bring the ball down and protect it, Sammon can't. Sammon is good at running the channels, Miller isn't. Other than that though...

Yep that’s the same [emoji849]

Respected Tremarco as a Caley player, one of their commited solid pros who wasn't a total sack (Raven/Meekings/Rooney). I guess he'll be there to mentor Josh Reid as he comes through with the odd game here and there as he's got absolutely zero pace nowadays. EDIT: The level of seethe on Twitter is absolutely fantastic.

I've heard that 1, possibly 2 will arrive before the weekend. Again, just goes to show that there is so little information on the go.

I'm amazed ross Perry is even good enough for the juniors to be honest.

He's away to Australia. That's Japan you're thinking of.

The press were absolutely furious about that Brass Eye special. Not because it had anything to do with paedophiles, but because the whole point was that they're a bunch of ghouls who couldn't give a f**k about abused kids, and didn't like being called out on it. Is 'Daily Mail All Grown Up' still a thing? For those who weren't aware, somebody discovered years ago that searching for the phrase 'all grown up' on the Daily Mail website would bring up literally hundreds of articles about children on the cusp of adulthood, complete with salacious pictures of them in swimsuits. So we can genuinely add paedophiles to the list of unpleasant individuals who make up the Daily Mail's readership.

I'm loving the irony of a Hearts fan complaining about the page count of this thread, when it's been inflated massively by painfully dull Hearts fans desperately trying the thread the needle by repeating the same tired old arguments that had been debunked months ago. It's a shame that P&B no longer shows who has posted most on a thread.

After yesterday derogatory comments by one of our senior players. The 3 main sponsors of the leagues have decided to part company. Their message "who's going to get slagged next". While all you have been reading up on Shakespeare, the marketing team have been working through the night to secure some amazing new deals, especially just in time for the summer get away. Wednesday league tables are brought to you by Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood James Villa Holidays (luxury holidays only for the best) Teletext Holidays (waiting for the bargain) 18-30 Club (average weekly score)

They would have had a really positive atmosphere, as regularly winning gives you that, and would have built up good momentum going back up that could have been carried in to their first season back in the Premiership. The brief sojourn in the Championship would be swiftly forgotten. Instead it seems that the atmosphere at Tynecastle has been irrevocably altered to a bitter 'everyone is against us' one that will often drain momentum and positivity. Wins won't be about their team doing well, they will be about 'getting it up' others and 'showing them'. You can bet that every single decision, from a refereeing mistake (even the smallest, most marginal one) to an unfavourable cup draw and/or fixture list to another team signing someone in front of them to anything else they perceive to not go in Hearts' favour will now be jumped on and used as 'evidence'. Sounds very familiar