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  1. He's away "guarding" Greyfriars Bobby.
    14 points
  2. Just goes to prove that not every B. Hynd is an arse.
    10 points
  3. Eh, whit the f**k did you just fuckin' call me, ya wide c**t? I'll huv you ken I was top boy in the Oxgangs CCS and I've been involved in hunners o' swedges against the ICF, the ASC and the Chelsea Headhunters, and I huv over 300 confirmed chibs. I was personally trained in unarmed and armed street combat by both Bradley Welsh and Frank Begbie and I'm the top hardman in the entire East Coast of Scotland. You are naething to me but jist anidder gadgie. Ah'll wipe you the f**k out wi' precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the world of Scottish fitba', mark my fucken words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me oer the Internet? Think again, ya bampot. As we speak I am alerting my extensive network o' Hibs Baby Crew spies across Edinburgh and yer IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for a doin', c**t. The doin' that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your life. You're fucken deid, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can batter you senseless in seven hundred ways, and that's just wi my bare hands. Not only am I extensively handy wi' me bare hands, but I have access to the entire arsenal and manpower of the Capital City Service and I will use it to the full extent to wipe your miserable wee erse aff the face of the continent, ya wee radge. If only you'd kent what retribution that clivver wee comment o yours was aboot to bring on you, maybe you'd have shut yer fucking mooth. But you didnae, and now you're paying the price, ya fucken gobshite. I will shite all oer you, and you'll droon in it. Yer fucken broon breid, ken?
    10 points
  4. Willy, would you just please weesht!! I want to read about the court case and hearts getting slagged and you’re making this thread insufferable.
    9 points
  5. I was sure I read something over the weekend to the effect fans would be in for the start of the new season. Or did I have too many shandies? Got my Be In That Number number email yesterday...........1690.........thanks for nowt!!
    9 points
  6. Postponed till 11am tomorrow to fit in with Sky schedules.
    9 points
  7. Tom English claiming that a 'good pro' would have no issue with agreeing to a pay cut then Hearts spending money on players was baffling. I'm not saying Hearts are necessarily wrong to be signing players but I can imagine if I'd agreed to a pay cut in good faith to help the club, I'd be within my rights to question them going on a spending spree.
    9 points
  8. Pubby McDrunkface. The English just have the worst fucking patter in the universe. Toe curling, stomach churningly bad.
    8 points
  9. This is alarming. The UK Government aren’t releasing local data on the vast majority of new cases, so it’s impossible for MPs/local authorities/scientists to see localised spikes or trends, until the point where the government will presumably give them a call and a bit of a heads up. Today alone we’ve had Matt Hancock saying that knowing how many people were tested in a day is ‘not meaningful’ when a child could tell you it’s a key metric, and the government also don’t know how many test results are being returned within 24 hours as was promised to be the case 100% of the time by today, by the actual Prime Minister. But the government (read: Serco) don’t have a clue. The use of statistics by this government is beyond disgraceful, it’s dangerous. Double counting of tests, counting individual gloves as pieces of PPE, saving a batch of postal tests to ‘hit’ the 100k testing target, removing international comparisons when it started showing how badly we were doing. It’s alarming that anyone trusts a single word they say, at this point. I certainly wouldn’t be sitting comfortably if I was a Mayor in England, trusting this government to give a nice timely heads up if things begin to look bad.
    8 points
  10. Wait? Matt Le Tiss is reviewing it? Well f**k me I didnt realise the true intellectual heavyweights were starting to cast doubt. This changes everything
    8 points
  11. Done to Death and yet you still have it wrong
    8 points
  12. The court action taken against the SPFL and three clubs by Hearts and Partick Thistle at the Court of Session in Edinburgh has been pushed back a day. The hearing will take place via video conference from 11:00 BST on July 1, streamed live on BT and will be presided over by Lord Jurgen Doon.
    7 points
  13. Only know Snifter from his backing of Malky McKay on the Utd thread. Absolute nap he puts Ultras stickers on lampposts near railway stations
    7 points
  14. The free scarf was always part of the SA deal, it was just delayed. Its not meant to be a shite olive branch. I'll say this till I'm blue in the face, the SA was clear at the time about what it was - a naked cash grab. I signed up on that basis. Anyone who thought it was anything else is a mug.
    7 points
  15. If Gary Deans wants to show there's a new broom at TFS, he should respond to that slur on the club, defend the fans and set the record straight.
    7 points
  16. Where's all these arsehole new posters coming from. Ruining the vibe mannn
    7 points
  17. Moray should have been walled off years ago. The Brexity, Tory voting wankers.
    6 points
  18. Snifter has come out of that PM exchange looking really well. Here he is turning up sans tap to fight his internet foe:
    6 points
  19. It's not bizarre - we think McPake is shite as well.
    6 points
  20. I have Willy in ignore and he is still my most read poster in this thread. Stop fucking quoting him.
    6 points
  21. But they were only shite for their first 30 league games. They had planned to transform themselves into Barcelona for the final 8 games. Hence, quite rightly, the seeeeethe at their unfair demotion.
    6 points
  22. When DAFC finally goes on a kill crazy rampage in his work, I hope he shouts something suitably P&B niche before the armed coppers do him in Park Hotel style. I can just hear the news report now “The attacks motives are unknown but moments before the gunman was cut down in a hail of gunfire he was heard to shout something about winding down the windows and turning the heat on full blast, intelligence sources believe this may be some sort of Isis code”
    6 points
  23. If folk would stop pishing on the floor, that would be great.
    6 points
  24. If you don't want to continue making a fool of yourself, sure. Or you could just do what I actually suggested and start reading about why your hot take about how the world paid back Jews for the Holocaust so they should stop playing 'the victim card' is in fact one of the most risible pieces of nonsense to have ever been written on this forum. It's your call but your continued, foot-stomping reluctance to do the latter on such a serious topic marks you out as a thoroughly nasty piece of work in my book.
    6 points
  25. They are though. The BBC News website is currently prominently carrying the story about excess deaths being below the five year average for the first time since March on their front page. I'm not sure what you want the media or bodies like the WHO to do to be honest. The pandemic isn't over, whilst we are hopefully on a positive trend now there will be bad news stories along the way and when those happen they can't just be swept under the carpet. They have to be reported on and responded to. It can't just be a constant stream of happy Covid news in order to lift the mood of the nation from now on, that's not what the function of the media is. The Leicester lockdown story that you are complaining about today, for example, isn't 'if, buts and maybes'. Its a real thing thats happening. It obviously has to be reported on and talked about given that a spike in infections severe enough to lock down a fairly sizeable city is a significant event in the UK's recovery.
    6 points
  26. God knows how he would cope with being called a 'foreign' manager. Would probably end up sending offensive text messages to himself.
    6 points
  27. Just going through some old family documents and being accident prone must run in the family. One some Euro trips my grandpa picked up trench foot on one visit and got a mild case of being shot in another.
    6 points
  28. You mean something like this from 11 days ago? http://www.qosfc.com/news-5064
    6 points
  29. I presume that you haven’t read through the last two days of this thread. You are officially the 100th poster to put this.
    6 points
  30. I spent a fantastic day with my youngest granddaughter [emoji177] We went out for breakfast, went to the park and were the only ones there, bought her Mum a present and walked the dogs. I’m a lucky, lucky man.
    6 points
  31. Someone come get their Da off P&B.
    6 points
  32. Mcpake? Yes, we are on the lookout for someone to sell match programmes and 50/50 raffle tickets
    5 points
  33. Could you explain how any of this will be solved by colt teams exactly? If you're so worried about Scottish players being undervalued can I suggest you start off with your own club's perpetual lowballing whenever they try to sign a Scottish based player.
    5 points
  34. Pandemics are going to be the new DEVASTATING WINTER ON THE WAY predictions for the media IMO. Desperate to be the first with the exclusive news. Report on it enough and they'll eventually get one right.
    5 points
  35. Mark Kerr now off Furlough and now on a phased return. ETA: In the Ayrshire Post.
    4 points
  36. What you say here is more interesting if you replace England/English leagues with the two Glasgow clubs.
    4 points
  37. “Would love to twat you hard you little f**k” This reminds me of the Inbetweeners scene when Simon tries to dirty talk.
    4 points
  38. I need you, I need you, I need you on the floor.
    4 points
  39. ...and yet we must bow before the intellectual might of the Sage of Inverclyde? Fúck off, champ.
    4 points
  40. Just purchased 2 cat t-shirts off them for the missus.
    4 points
  41. He was part of the squad that got Houston his books! We started a Premiership play off final with Robbie Thomson in goal and Gasparotto and Watson at the back and people wonder why we bottled it.
    4 points
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