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It seems like a strange time to get upset about millennials. Most of us have already had two major financial crashes during the formative years of our careers. Historically speaking, It could be much worse. We're not being slaughtered en masse in a ditch somewhere but realising the basic ambitions of most generations reaching their 20s/30s hasn't exactly been a picnic. I appreciate that buying houses for £14 and making a quick buck off every public asset Britain had to offer has built a sense of resilience in the boomers that we couldn't hope to understand. Plus they didn't have Strongbow Dark Fruit growing up, so well done on being hard.

This is a genuinely awful post. Do you even know what a millennial is? y2mate.com - jonathan frakes telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds_GM-e46xdcUo_360p.mp4

You know f**k all about millennials, don't you?

Steven Gerrard gets a test.

Will he be imbleached?

I'm enjoying this new spate of folk posting to complain about how many other people they see out and about when they are out and about.

Ive stated before that the mrs and i are front line workers with the mrs being an nhs doctor, last night was our first proper night off together for a wee while and id got us a wee takeaway curry, we had just got the wee man down (whos dealing with this very well but is at the terrible twos stage and needs his sleep). We’d just sat down to our chicken tikka when dicks all around banging pots and pans and playing bagpipes and all that shite, so that woke the wee man up, dinner fucked and no time to ourselves. Aye thanks for carers. Shower of virtue signalling p***ks.

You seem delighted. Well done.

“I’ve never touched the stuff” claims young Rent Boy

I went out on a date with a punk lassie. Mohawk, studded leather jacket, covered in piercings and tattoos and we nipped into a shop for her to buy fags. Some wee ned lassie must have got her punks and goths mixed up and assumed it was safe to wind her up and tried to give her shite only for the punk lassie to smash her in the jaw and booted her right in the baby maker with a pair of Doc Martins on. I've never been so aroused.

Is it all millennials looking for Dark Fruits?

10 for Friday, not going to save me but, I GOT 10 Well done mate but I've edited your post to remove a screenshot that gave the bloody answers away! - BWV.

Worrying times for Drinkcardine...

Rangers: We demand an independent investigation and we have evidence proving corruption to submit to that investigation SPFL: Please show us this evidence so we know what the scope of the investigation should be Rangers: No SPFL: Arrange independent inquiry Independent investigators: Based on the available evidence can't see any wrongdoing Rangers: THE SCOPE OF THE INQUIRY WASN'T WIDE ENOUGH WHY DIDN'T YOU INVESTIGATE THE THINGS WE HAVE EVIDENCE FOR

The silver lining of Trump's very public madness is satire like this: https://www.tiktok.com/@kyscottt/video/6815758866769349894 and this...

I’m not sure the film made heroin that glamorous what with the dying from aids and cat piss, having buckets for shite and vomit, getting caught shoplifting from hmv, dead baby, near overdose and horrific cold turkey.

That’s why the early Champ Managers (and Ultimate Soccer Manager 98) are, for me, much more enjoyable than their modern counterparts. Just pick your team, save up some money, buy better players, win more games etc. You can dip in and out without needing a doctorate in statistics and coding to have a modicum of ‘success’ in the game. I want to decide whether I play 4-3-3 or 4-4-2. I don’t want to decide what responses to give in a press conference or consider the impact of my responses on team morale. I also don’t want to set specific training schedules for my third choice goalkeeper. And if this doesn’t win ‘yer da post of the month award’ I’m quitting the site.

Sorry to report that you have failed in your attempts to not sound like an uppity c*nt.

Full house for Friday. A strange feeling of deja vu with some of those questions though. I'm sure some of them were used recently.

Get fucked.

Sorry to hear about your friend. But f**k off.

And there’s a word for P&B’s “box office” posters.

10 for Friday. First time I've been confident of a 10. Knew all them

They stole my Railway Children question from earlier in the week. I had different place choices mind you. I've also used the Paradise Lost question in the past plus one other. If they use the Jimmy Connors fae California question next week I'm phoning my lawyer. If I had one.

International football is an utter irrelevance and the sooner that the Hamish Husband brigades wrap their heads around that instead of trying to ruin real football for the vast majority of fans in Scotland, the fewer of these shite proposals will be inflicted upon us all.

First promo card packed ever.

We're bringing sexy back. x.

Yeah I’m okay thanks for asking. Actually got it really early as a colleague returned from Milan before the Italian lockdown came about and there was anywhere near the same awareness of Coronavirus. Like a long, bad, chest infection. Anyway, Fifa points were okay.

Kilmarnock FC champions of Scotland. 55 years ago today.

I can see a problem here...

"Hi David, please put together a reconstruction plan that would see Falkirk promoted two divisions, even if it's a pile of unrealistic shite".

I read a study that linked recreational ecstasy use with loss of short term memory

Please be under no illusion that both of these statements are anything other than absolutely correct and have very little overlap.

10 for Friday. Comfortable with 8, 50/50s landed on the other 2.

The scene in the orange halls is the only bit of T2 that comes anywhere close to anything from the original, in my opinion. The PIN number (get it fucking up you) bit was mildly amusing in the book. The rest of the film is fucking garbage though.

That was nice of the teddy bear.

It everyone injected themselves with disinfectant it would, however, reduce the number of deaths from Covid-19.

Cyborgs from the future?

Only 6 months old and shes becoming a giant pup already.

If we produce another mortifying horror show of a kit this year then we deserve killed off by the pandemic. Plain white, gold and black band, wee collar. The investors demand it.

You can trace the exact moment of Aberdeens decline, not to the departure of Fergie, to when they agreed to be sponsored by Northsound. Local fucking radio, just slightly above putting your own "charitable" foundation on the shirts in the minter stakes.

10. I’m sure the railway children was just earlier this week!

Phone Poland and tell them. Oh football, ok, carry on.