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Think I preferred “every little helps” tbh

You quite clearly didn't have the coronavirus, what with it being found only in Wuhan province in December 2019. The idea that it was also floating around some hick towns in Scotland is nonsense.

How do you expect to be taken seriously when you use Rangers & morally in the same quote.

Shortages of household essentials caused by mercenary profiteering, as well as a widespread lack of faith in consumer capitalism. Aye, the main lesson here is how bad socialism is. Talking of greedy c***s, this must all be terrible news for the AirBnb owners who have bought up half of Edinburgh. That's a shame.

Decided not putting kids to nursery now. Too much of a risk for me. The statistics for those that have cancer are not enjoyable reading. I'm not currently on treatment (chemo) but as I have blood cancer I'm at a much higher risk. I also have hospital treatment (not chemo) this week but I'm going to ask for it to be cancelled. It's in the oncology ward so it's always very clean but it's not life saving treatment so hopefully they'll agree to patch it.

Production being halted left right and centre and airlines grounding flights all over the shop. I’m fairly certain she will be delighted with the initial impact.

Music forum for this pish...

Thats a dire platter ...

‪The Queens Trust committee have decided on 3 entries into this years Queen of the South FC shirt draw at a cost of £1,275. We will pay this money ASAP to help with club funds. We will not be taking the season tickets that are part of it instead we will buy a season ticket later for our annual members draw. ‬ Meanwhile we will be thinking of any other ways we can possibly help the club during this time.

Stop panic buying you absolute mutants Cheers

Daughter was born on Friday. Majik.

it's actually the scientific facts of this outbreak that don't agree with you and decisively so. I'm merely the bearer of this bad news to people like yourself on this thread who are either chronic attention seekers or utter morons.

Where did you pull this shite from?

Because you will bring it home to vulnerable people in your circle you trolling gonk.

I guess for Glasgow you could have Celtic, Rangers and Partick. Although that would be a mouthful so you could shorten it to C.R.A.P......

Look after yourself chief.

Mebbe if they didn't scrap every single social event while broadcasting KILLER VIRUS THREATENS US ALL stories on the news and social media 24/7 then the general moron public wouldn't have decided to spend their suddenly free time stockpiling items from their nearest supermarket. What did they think was going to happen? It's hard to see how a government and society could be managing the warm-up stage of an epidemic quite as incompetently as the UK right now.

Maybe something to do with their disgusting food hygiene standards.

Why would it be fair to promote two teams from the league below based on an incomplete season, but not to relegate teams on the same basis? And if you're just arbitrarily changing the rules, why is it two teams and not one or three or six?

Not sure if this deserves a Kenneth or the comma warning.

We've now entered the arena where folk who are for the watching are telling us our thread is for the watching. The end is nigh, chaps.

I keep forgetting that it’s a virus that we are dealing with here and not a mysterious fog that turns everyone inside out.

The lad that sat next to me as I worked on Friday talked utter nonsense and proceeded to shit himself mid conversation and carry on as if it didn't happen. Working from home has its drawbacks especially with toddlers involved

Grimbo really was ahead of his time.

This is the time for countries to re-nationalise their infrastructure instead of allowing profit mad enterprises lay waste to economies as soon as they going gets tough. Neoliberalism can get in the bin.

Dundee United say no.

The wee one was tossing and turning in her cot last night and the Mrs could see it on the camera so I went to tuck her in a bit and just as I was tucking her in I needed to fart so I backed right into the camera and farted on it for my girlfriend to see/hear but the noise was so loud it made my daughter cry which also enraged my other half. I thought it was funny AF though.

This video made a lot of sense to me.

I’m frankly sick reading about old yins’ being kept home for ages, the possibility of mass social unrest, mental health issues, panic buying, fighting, the collapse of the economy and people losing their livelihoods. I just want to know, have Celtic won nine-in-a-row or not.

Humans.. are c***s

Week 11 update Ahem. First up this week is a death from weeks ago. Singer, Pearl Carr: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/feb/19/pearl-carr-obituary She'd probably still do a decent job than whatever we're subjecting the continent to this year. She died at 98 for 27 Base Points. She was a Solo Shot for @sleazy, putting her at 77 points total. ------------------------------------------- Back to the present day, this week saw actor Max von Sydow go: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/mar/09/max-von-sydow-obituary Usually when an actor dies I look at their filmography to see what I'd know them from. I have seen The Exorcist, Flash Gordon, Ghostbusters 2, Minority Report and The Force Awakens. He was the voice of Vigo. That's good enough for me. You may know him as Blofeld, but my knowledge of old Bond films is lacking. He died at 90 for 35 Base Points. He was a Solo Shot for @Arch Stanton for a total of 85 points. ------------------------------------------- Finally this week we have Genesis P-Orridge: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51893184 Since taking over the Dead Pool last year I've enjoyed finding out about people I've never heard of. For every list that's submitted I look up every person picked to find out who they are, if they're eligible, etc. Last year I discovered this person for the first time. Even though I've had fifteen months to digest them and their existence, I'm still none the wiser. I'd like to think of myself as vaguely clued up on the art world, but in this case I've got nothing. Let's have a listen: Not for me, Clive. P-Orridge died at 70 for 55 Base Points. That means 55 for @lichtgilphead, @Melanius Mullarkey and @Ned Nederlander. As a result of all of this, the standings now look like this: 1. Bishop Briggs 242 2. pub car king 223 3. JustOneCornetto 173 4. weejack 140 5. Ned Nederlander 127 6. alta-pete, sparky88 124 8. Ben Twilly 107 9. Musketeer Gripweed 96 10. thistledo 94 11. Arch Stanton 85 12. weirdcal 82 13. sleazy 77 14. statts1976uk 67 15. 101 63 16. lichtgilphead, Melanius Mullarkey 55 18. choirbairn, ICTJohnboy 51 20. chomp my root, Fuctifano, Ludo*1, mathematics, Speckled Tangerine, The_Craig 48 26. CountyFan, doulikefish, sureiknow 44 29. Bold Rover, D.V.T. 34 31. Cardinal Richelieu 33 32. 50/50 Winner, Blootoon87, cambozpar, cdisaaccie, HI HAT, LondonHMFC, LoonsYouthTeam, Mark Connolly, Meden89, microdave, psv_killie, Scotty Tunbridge, Sergeant Wilson, shuggz 22 46. Everyone else 0 The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V64rLXKhrmZf-6K4D3RyN3cR5Z_i2rh-ztODUB_dQyI/edit?usp=sharing

^^^^ Dianne Abbott found.

"Mighty oaks from little acorns grow" ... or mighty beech hedges from little seeds

One win in their last nine games would suggest otherwise.

I think the WR have accepted there can only be one feeder League and despite what they said going round club meetings it won't be decided at the SFA AGM in June. So if any club wants the Pyramid access required for an SFA Licence they should be getting the application filled out just in case talks break down on 23rd March. At the moment both sides appear optimistic.

I think you’re right, it was definitely landlocked. Anyway rest in peace Ross. - a decent poster and all round nice guy, if a little beige.

He’s taken a lot of flak on here but Burnie_man suddenly being oh-so-concerned for wee clubs who wish to remain junior really does take the biscuit.

Booker T And The MG's - Green Onions

Nah. Invert the numbers for a golf-style handicap system and then we've got a cracker of a season ahead.

Kate Bush - Moving

You've been through a lot of marriages if that's your 74th FIL.

40%. Or 4. Kudos to Tynie for making an impromptu quiz to distract everyone from the lack of football for the next month. However, whatever the opposite of kudos is to him for a pure shanner of a quiz. Edit: He couldn't even get 10/10 when he tested the fucking thing ffs.

I think you guys are being a tad harsh on Budge, levein, et al. The real reason for the decline of our capitals clubs is there for all to see. fucking quidditch.... h.mp4

Threads like this remind me why supporters should never be allowed anywhere near the administration of football. The people in charge now are bad enough, but God help us if some of this shite got off the ground.