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A lack of signage at the gate, Meant for the match he was almost late, A kick up the arse, For this directional farce, And no return on a future date.

Watching the highlights, George Edmundson looks like a player. Unfortunately for Rangers, the player he looks like is Rob Kiernan.

1 Apply for WOSFL run by LL and have access to pyramid, licencing and Scottish cup 2 Apply for WOSFL run by WRJFA be told the LL and EOS have vetoed your league at tier 6 as they don’t want any SJFA involvement and wait a year to then apply for the WOSFL run by the LL.

While the post is a severe embarrassment to Motherwell fans everywhere, except the other closet-*** basket cases, this couplet reminded me of one of the more famous sons of Scottish fitba' I feel like yer man missed a trick by not carrying on in the idiom -- You will not be able to stay at home, jambo. You will not be able to plug in, tune in and sit down, You will not be able to watch it on your sofa or on the TV screen at the Athletic Arms Because the relegation will not be televised The relegation will not be brought to you by Sky Sports In 2 legs with commercial interruption The relegation will not show you footage of Daniel Stendel wearing ski googles and climbing a rope ladder to demonstrate the latest in Central European training techniques The relegation will not be televised The relegation will not be brought to you by Premier Sports and will not star McCoist and Sutton or Mikey Stewart and Thommo The relegation will not give Hearts fans sex appeal The relegation will not get rid of the spots The relegation will not make them look five stone lighter, because the relegation will not be televised, brother There will be no pictures of Jonathan Watson dressed as Ann Budge making you question your sexuality on Hogmanay Or Joel Sked simpering on a couch for sixty minutes The BBC will not predict the loser twenty minutes from full time or the management team's resignation date The relegation will not be televised There will be no pictures of Christophe Berra scoring own goals in the action replay There will be no pictures of Christophe Berra scoring own goals in the action replay There will be no pictures of Christophe Berra scoring own goals in the action replay There will be no pictures of Joel Pereira being run out of Gorgie by a pitchforked mob There will be no slow motion or still life of Alex Salmond strolling into Tynecastle with a maroon tie and cufflinks that he had been saving for just the right occasion Albert Kidd, 5-1, and John Robertson will no longer be so damned relevant and Jambos will not care if Hibs gets a slot in the Europa League because Hearts Fans will be in the stands throwing their scarves onto the pitch There will be no highlights on the Sportscene late night special and no pictures of fans invading the pitch in a freezing May afternoon in Inverness The theme song will not be written by Dougie McLean or Eddi Reader, nor sung by Hector Nicol, Wattie Buchan, Frightened Rabbit, or Mark E Smith. The relegation will not be televised The relegation will not be right back after a short profile about Craig Halkett, Craig Levein or Craig Fowler You will not have to worry about the round trip to Dingwall, the stewards at Parkhead or the Union Bears at Tynecastle The relegation will not get better with time The relegation will not be a good thing in the long run The relegation WILL put you in the championship The relegation will not be televised WILL not be televised, WILL NOT BE TELEVISED The relegation will not be a re-run, The relegation will be live.

Since my baby left me My life has turned to toast And now montrose fc Are the club I hate the most They wouldn't let me in the home end They turned me away I pleaded with them to let me in But the answer was NAY Turn left and then left again Was all they had to say I had to walk around a few streets Not sure if I was going the right way But they still took the 15 quid That I had to pay I counted 140 of us That's roughly 20 per cent But the next time we're at Links Park I will not be present Montrose fc have shown a real lack of class And now I'd really like To boot them up the ass

If they didn't change when Rick Parfitt died, they're not going to change now.

This is how I celebrate all my team's important wins btw. Going onto Pie and Bovril and taunting fans who support a team with a fraction of your budget.

On another note Rangers fans threw more money at the Hearts keeper than they did at the old club when it died

I don't understand this love of the "grade". Football is football. I've watched Internationals (full, under 23 and amateur), European club competitions, Scottish league (regular top flight, occasional lower divisions matches), Highland league, Irish League (top division and lower division), League of Ireland, an English league game, a junior match, amateur, summer league and kick abouts. Never once have I thought "I must follow this 'grade' to the exclusion of all others, and do all in my power to ensure my team doesn't leave this 'grade'".

What a performance.

Glad to see you're all right after your accident.

Let’s also take a minute to laugh at Premier Sports who will be fucking fizzing with this result

Few folk showing themselves up as mugs for not getting a Gil Scott Heron reference tbh

Delighted that Ryan Jack injured himself with an unnecessary over the ball challenge and that his injury might have contributed to the goal. Serpent

Hey @bennett, look at me fishing for likes.

That was absolutely outstanding.

Is Shinnie suspended for this?

And the current situation is that by adopting the stance they did they've now rendered themselves an irrelevance in the progress of events from now on. Their influence on the road ahead is non-existent and the only tactics they have left at their disposal are appeals to solidarity and a muddying of the waters by the spread of disinformation. From such a strong starting position it's actually stunning how they've mishandled the situation at every turn.

"Montrose FC incompetence" Teams that have survived for 140 years: Montrose FC Teams that didn't: Airdriedonians...

Delicious viewing:

I for one cannot wait to beat Hibs in a semi then Celtic in a final, only to get relegated a week or two later. Some laugh.

F**k off with the politics and talk football instead, some vote Tories, some vote Labour and some vote SNP, who cares.

If they all go, what on earth is the problem? And by 'all go' I mean that they all apply to the WoSL, not fudge the issue to give the WRSJFA another 12 months of oxygen.

Fucking hell, its a game of football and folk are looking up prices for hiring a pump and putting in time sheets for man hours. Lunatics.

Armstrong, although he didn't score the goal, was one of the big reasons we got a win vs Clyde. He's been carrying a knock pretty much since he returned to the club up until the start of February and in his most recent interview he couldn't have sounded more happy to be here. Dingwall has had a few decent games recently, Livi away and Clyde at home, and although nothing really happened for him yesterday, he's better than being described as a waste of a jersey. It happens every single time but one defeat and we've got fans losing their minds. If we were offered this position at the start of the season (top of the league and a cup final) most, if not all, would have taken it. Admittedly we could have put ourselves in a better position going into Tuesday, but what clubs can't say the same thing? I trust McGlynn will have us fired up for it.

Are you from Israel/Serbia/Norway?

If we don’t go up that January window needs looked at. It was crucial we added a few really decent quality signings - Hartley managed it in his first season ffs, it is doable. Instead we added de vita (genuinely hopeless), hall (I think a worse defender than Durnan), Todd (injury prone and not as good as longridge or Connolly, but an okay squad player) and lost a few, including tidser who never got a fair shot. A laughable shitshow. M and M need questioned over it

There was an interesting phrase used in the WRSJFA email on Friday night, saying that they will do all the can "to ensure no one is left behind”. Surely under the LL's plan nobody will be left behind that doesn't want to be left behind ? If you want to apply, then apply. If you don't want to apply, then don't apply. It really is that simple.

Another Club Approaching Bankruptcy.

If only they had been so forthcoming with the cash 8 years ago...

Well, all teams in the hunt for the play-offs got wins today, making things even more interesting. 2nd place through 7th are now separated by just 5 (five) points. Ayr grabs an extremely valuable 3 points away to Alloa, and jump above Dundee (b*****ds) to again take 3rd place, now just 1 point off 2nd. Dunfermline grabbed a massive 2-0 win against league runaways and their bogey team Dundee United. This big time performance keeps the Pars very much in the talk for the play-offs. Morton doing what they needed to do and getting a dominant 0-4 win at Palmerston over a lame QoS side, which improves their dreadful GD greatly. David Hopkins' men continue to click, but they need to keep this momentum up, having played more games than any of their counterparts. Eyes now turn to Tuesday and Wednesday nights, where we have a full card that hopefully won't be dealt a bad hand by the weather. After a disappointing call-off, Dundee will hopefully welcome Alloa and will attempt to grab their 3rd consecutive win and 4th game unbeaten in their quest for 2nd. Having claimed all 6 points from their first 2 encounters this season and having far more rest, Dundee should be favourites, but you never know with this team. Kenny Crawford will be there though, so we're defo winning. Massive game at Somerset Park, with Ayr hosting the league-leading Arabs. Dundee United's last visit was one to remember for the Honest Men who gave United their first loss of the season. The reverse fixture however was much the opposite, with Mark Kerr's first match against his old club being a 4-0 skelping at Tannadice. With the league leaders' form of late being spotty (compared to their previous dominance anyways) and their own favourable position, A win for Ayr would be enormous for their own push for the 2nd spot. Coming off a big Scottish Cup defeat, John Robertson and Caley Thistle will be desperate to re-solidify their position as leaders of the pack with their upcoming home game against the wildcard Morton. Caley have certainly been up and down in form of late, but will look for this game to be the catalyst for a late-season push. David Hopkins' men will arrive at Caledonian Stadium on the back of 8 consecutive unbeaten games, having not lost away in the league since early December. This has the potential to be a very interesting game and could be key to how both teams finish their season. Do ICT have it in them to hold onto their shaky position as best of the rest, or are Morton legit play-off contenders? On Wednesday night, Arbroath entertain Dunfermline after missing out on a game on Saturday. The Pars come straight from a huge home win against Dundee United and will be right up for this one, but Arbroath will be the more rested side and are still on a great run in their own right. Despite these two teams being 6th and 7th in the league, a win for either could easily propel them into the play-offs. Also there's a relegation battle but who cares.

Pleased we gave that a go. Scoreline was the same as in the League Cup quarter-final last season but that night was completely backs to the wall and I probably thought that was our only way of getting a result. This is a new squad though and they showed they aren't afraid of going toe-to-toe. Brilliant to see Kerr back to the player of last season and thought Drey Wright was very good in the wing back role. Much more like it from the goalkeeper too. Folk won't like it but I think the stand switch has been a success.

The point of a pyramid isn't just so clubs can reach the top, it's for clubs to find their level. Teams like Dundee United are pushing for a Premiership place, Kelty for an SPFL L2 place and Tynecastle for an EOS Premier place, whilst Tweedmouth will be happy to just stay where they are. All of that is possible in the pyramid.

Really? Remember the collection buckets when we didn’t have a home game for weeks? The losses year after year? The additional income streams, implemented by this board mean we’re not as reliant on gate money. I keep hearing we should sack the board etc. Why? The club is financially stable. Do you really want overspending and the club going to wall? If Hewitson goes, do you see a willing benefactor to come in and out millions into the club? Things aren’t good, but getting rid of the board is unlikely to make them better.

The latest developments are shameful. Incredible really. Shows the SJFA were acting in bad faith from the beginning. There's now ample evidence to suggest they would continue to work to the detriment of Scottish football if they were involved in the pyramid. SFA need to step up asap and make it clear the LL-backed WOS league is the only show in town, to nip this in the bud. Otherwise the JFA are going to keep embarrassing everyone by acting like an incoherent alchy refusing to leave the bar as the Titanic sinks.

I don't get this meaningless games argument put out to argue against a larger league. I'm a County fan and every Ross County game means something to me, it might not to supporters of other clubs but if i can't attend a game, I'm a season ticket holder so go to most home games and a few away games, I'm always looking for ways to hear how the match is going (usually poorly but I try to be optimistic). It doesn't matter where County are in the league, the game matters. Bring on a 16 team league in my opinion.

North Calder went to the Mo for the day To watch Airdrieonians play. He seems quite irate When refused at the gate and then could not find his way.

We are utter shite, Sleeve tattoo and herbal life have just made the players try a bit harder, but the players are average at best, better to have a couple of class acts like Goodwillie and surround him him with decent and willing hard workers than 11 average Championship jobbers. Telfer and Mcmillan were the worst today, folk going mental at Sammon but he's head and shoulders ahead of the McMillan. Telfer is slower than me and soft as shite, absolute imposter! We are so far away from being a decent team its frightening!

Scenes.

Slowly morphing into Gamesmaster era Patrick Moore.

You simply have to respect Sevco’s commitment to constantly letting down their own thick, bigoted, mutant fans. It truly is fucking hilarious.

That should be a red