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Lochgelly have gone too. Their facebook has:

Let's not forget this guy. The boss level excuse guy you have to fight once you defeat all the minions

It'll all end in tiers.....

Not sure you can be 123% virgin tbh.

Feel sorry for all the parents whose kids have now come home raging queens, transvestites, and displaying excessive sarcasm/cattiness because of this. As per usual, the only people offended are adults who are too intellectually impotent or narrow-minded themselves to be able to answer kids' innocent questions, so shout and bawl about 'wont somebody think of the children' in order to hide their own uneasiness.

Can we please stop tip-toeing around the subject and trying to ensure we stay on the right side of political correctness; hiring a drag queen whose name is a play on the word 'blow job' to talk at a primary school is at the very least, inappropriate.

This c**t............

That's just too good to be true...

Hey did that "SHHHSHHH" work out for you Donnelly?

"It's the company that was liquidated."

‘Would you rather win the cup game or the league game’.... fcuk it, we’ll have both thanks.

Actually, is this not the same bint who got sacked cos her dog died a few months ago? It might have been. More recently he was seen reading books to Paisley schoolchildren.

Given it seems to mostly be the old codgers who are dying as a result of this, a heavy dose of it in Scotland could have serious political consequences...

Lorraine Kelly getting off a £1.2 million tax bill by claiming that "Lorraine Kelly" is a personality she plays on television rather than the real Lorraine Kelly. Next time you are wondering why there are no nurses or police blame the evil Dundee quine.

I thought he was making a tribute to Shredder from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I think it’s maybe harder to do what he’s doing just now, doing nothing for 15/20 minutes then making a save out of nowhere. Followed by another 15/20 minutes then another save. He’d be fine if we went up.

I’d rather a sexually explicit, drug abusing drag queen was around my kids than Magee tbf. I’d probably rather the drag queen fixed my toilet as well.

Mark Ridgers, someone who has been known to throw the odd goal in. Sean Rooney, poor when at us and hardly set the heather alight at Queen of the South. Lewis Toshney, most felt he was done at this level and was poor at Falkirk in the league below. Jordan White, an average player at best who blows hot and cold. James Vincent, seen as not good enough for Dunfermline. Miles Storey, unloved and unwanted at Partick Thistle. Brad MacKay, the butt of a thousand jokes about his defensive abilities. Kevin McHattie, derided by Raith fans for abject performances in League One. Nikolaj Todarov, couldn't get a kick in a terrible Falkirk team. He clearly gets results with some mediocre players. Doran, Keatings and Walsh are the only players from tonight's squad I'd take at East End. But I'd take Robertson as manager any day.

How many points has he got us this season? I can't be arsed to count, but I'd guess at fucking hunners.

Another Flapky master class [emoji7]

Stick me in the 'very happy for all gender and sexualities to be openly taught and discussed but surely to f**k this wasn't a good idea' camp.

There's a new league coming. We want to know who is going to fillet.

You’re a tedious c**t.

Would that be the same prat who predicted with 100% certainty that last Saturday's game at Cappielow would only go ahead if the ground staff had had the sense to put the covers down? Guess what - covers not used and the pitch held up really well (well, better than Morton did in the end), so much so that it was remarked upon in BBC's radio match report. Kinda makes you wonder whether professional groundsmen actually know more about their jobs than mouths-on-sticks on Internet message boards do....... Anyway, well done to anyone who turned up to fork the pitch yesterday and hopefully the game will be on.

I wish they would stop talking about Wales, Norway and Ryan bloody Giggs. I'm sure there's a thread on the go elsewhere for this pish!

What is it exactly that you think is the problem here? I mean exactly. The primary school one of my kids used to go to was putting on a Valentines thing about couples and basing it on some reality TV show. A few of us didn't like the sound of it but we were reassured by the headteacher at parent council that it would be about different types of love, not just romantic, and as an example that one of the couples featured would be Ant & Dec. Fair enough. In the end there were no all-female couples (Williams sisters anyone?), every person in it was white (em...), most of the couples were romantic and there were no same-sex couples. Many parent wouldn't have thought twice about that, but it's wrong. It's NOT what the world is. It's NOT reflecting the experiences of the kids. It's NOT neutral, it's effectively saying that white heterosexual couples are the default and by not including other types of relationship, those are dodgy or lesser. In fairness they freely admitted later that they knew they had got it wrong while they were watching it happen. But my question is this - would they have got it wrong if they'd been shown more than a straight, white, male-led view of the world when they were children? We grow up thinking the things we see are normal, and that other things are not normal. For kids who are themselves different - and if they have a different orientation, they're going to realise it very soon if they haven't already - that feeling of being abnormal is devastating for their mental health. So see the parents that think they should have been told about this before? They only wanted to be told so they could keep wee Kyle home and away from that pure deviant, byraway. They do think there's something wrong with it. f**k 'em. And f**k anyone who dismisses this stuff as "woke".

It's Paisley, the majority of the kids will have at least one parent who is a heavy heroin user. The most wholesome thing that will happen to the kids is having a Drag Queen reading them a book.

It’s really easy to put a disclaimer acknowledging someone’s extreme anti-semitic views instead of just tweeting vague ‘girl power’ platitudes for the massive fan of Adolf Hitler.

Back in ninewells with the old crohns disease unfortunately. Hopefully no more than a week while they get my nutrition and blood levels sorted. Think i might try a wee coupon every night to focus the mind, and I'll go on the scrounge for BTsport login to get the champions league games. Is it wrong that I'm not missing my kids yet? I'm more concerned with getting to choose my own bloody menu options. Fish hot pot for dinner? The b*****d in the bed before must've been taking the piss.

Though the price is steep for this level I’m very surprised to see that some Lichties won’t be making the trip. Shite behaviour in my opinion. Team playing well and playing well above expectations. Pay the £24 (£48 cause I’m taking the wife) and get behind the lads!

It was me, it’s my kids former school. The issue that has caused the most concern with the parents I know is that he has posted a photo from the schools twitter onto his public insta gram thread. In amongst his very sexualised content. The faces of some of the children were visible and identifiable. Not that a drag queen read them a story. And let’s not kid ourselves that kids won’t have googled him and found some of the images available. What is really sad is that school has huge issues which aren’t being tackled effectively.

I love them.

Elgin's worse. The EPL that has all four of its clubs in the last 16 of the Champions League, losing only 4 of their 24 group matches; all three of its clubs in the last 32 of the Europa League and all on course for the last 16; the most coefficient points in Europe this season; both of last season's Champions League finalists and both of last season's Europa League finalists? You're setting that aside because one of them lost 1-0 away in the first leg of a tie at a club that's finished in the top 3 in Spain the last seven seasons in a row, played in 2 Champions Legaue finals in the last 6 seasons and were only knocked out of the competition by Real Madrid four years in a row, won the Europa League the season before last (their third in 8 years), are the fourth highest-ranked team in Europe and have as many coefficient points over the past five years as Liverpool and Inter Milan combined? Who are famously brilliant and belligerent in defence and have conceded by far the fewest goals in La Liga (the best league in Europe) in each of the past four seasons? I know I took the bait here but I did enjoy it.

I guess the answer is "no efforts" It's time the SJFA changed the habit of a lifetime and were honest and open with its members.

Regardless of the merits, it shouldn't even be a matter for debate for this season. The HL/LL line was in place at the start of the season and would require a rule change to amend it. Such rule changes should only be possible at AGM and applicable to the following season. Brechin, should they finish bottom and lose the play-off, should be headed for the HL, not the LL.

6 versions of his hairy arse photo she took, all printed in different colours. Like an Andy Warhol. And Andy Warhole, if you like.

Is marshmallo FlowJob? We need to be told.

You CityDieHard by another name? If we go down we will have to take our medicine, that's just the way it is. I have said elsewhere that all pert time clubs are a couple of poor decisions away from where we find ourselves. Supporters need to remember that the core of the committee has been the same for 20 plus years and we have more than held our own in that time. I also think the accusation of not contributing anything is ridiculous; we constantly have to invest in our ground and spent a few quid in recent years on the pitch - good enough for Aberdeen (and others) to play development games on it. Looking after a ground is something other clubs don't have to worry about Edinbugh City rent a ground therefore they have more money to put on players - a coincidence that they are at the top end of the league? EStirling who went a few years ago never invested anything in their ground, ultimately ground sharing, Berwick not sure. We also have other clubs who somehow manage to play in grounds with closed terracing and poor facilities. Anyone want to bleat about them? If go down we go down, that's how it works but for us not investing or giving anything back is out of order.

Pitch in good condition this morning, machine has done a tremendous job ,with today’s weather forecast the game should be in no doubt

No. Angus is clearly in the "Highland" section of Scottish football, that your board are mewling away in a feeble attempt to change the entire structure of Scottish football when your shite just shows how tinpot your club actually is. Funny they weren't bothered about it when in the Championship.

The Highland League is a senior league. They aren't disappearing from the senior leagues but are instead finding their appropriate level in the non-league.

Well need to move within the next 10-20 year because of rising sea levels? Is that you Greta?

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No not really. Highland League clubs (Wick aside) are mostly much closer than their LL opponents. Also the HL should be easier to get out of than a LL that will probably have Bo'ness, EK, Kelty, Clydebank and Bonnyrigg in the next few seasons. Travel times from Brechin (by car):

Bonus points for making them look like pyramids...

A very wet & windy day yesterday in Bielefeld. Talk of game being cancelled with numerous pitch inspections. Kick-off delayed by half an hour to see if things got better, which they didn‘t but since 26.000 were already in the stadium including 3.000 in the sold out away section then the game went ahead. Conditions provided a leveler between top and hovering above the relegation spots. H96 should at least have taken a point back along the A2 to Hannover. Not to be however, with Yabo getting the winner in the 83rd minute. Result leaves H96 still sitting precariously close to the play-off / direct relegation spots. In saying that the overwhelming majority of upcoming games are against fellow @rse end of the table strugglers. Next up, home to Holstein Kiel on Monday.

This thread will be a good way of weeding out the right wing nutjobs

Hate it when players shoot themselves in the football.

See, this kind of thing pleases me immensely. We got beat yesterday - early lead notwithstanding, getting anything at Parkhead is always going to be a big ask. Power's sending off didn't help, but I'll assume, not having seen a second of coverage, that the result was not a surprise. Hey ho, there's another game next week and, while I'd have loved to take something out of any game against one of the Sisters, it didn't happen this time. Life goes on. The author of that wee screed above, though. He's not getting on with life, is he? Nope, weeBilly no-titles is threshing about with his bigoted brethren trying to concoct some kind of coherent theory to explain why they don't win every time they play, why half-man-half-haircut isn't treated as a God, why Gerrard's masterplan hasn't resulted in a three-figure points total in his first, bedding in, season and a perfct record in this. And it's fucking eating them up. I'll put you out of your misery, knuckledraggers. There are a couple of reasons (plus one) rangers aren't winning anything these days. 1. rangers died in 2012, and are still in liquidation. 2. Their tribute act are just another diddy team, albeit with the massive associated costs of keeping up the semblance of being a *cough* Giant of European Football. 3. *whispers* The tribute act really aren't all that good. Never, in over fifty years of following Killie, have I seen us skelp this lot so regularly and over such a prolonged period. Knowing the pain it is causing bigots like the above brain donor just makes it all the sweeter. Vivan los anos de banter!