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If you’re a Falkirk fan who voted Tory just go an support the ****. We don’t want you here.

To celebrate Hamilton’s last season in the premiership and since next year I’ll be joining the diddy league awards, I’d be happy to write a list up. Votes to be in for 31/12/2019 with the first result posted on New Years Day with a hangover induced meltdown hopefully to follow. Aberdeen:- Best: Worst: Celtic:- Best: Worst: Hamilton:- Best: Worst: Hearts:- Best: Worst: Hibernian:- Best: Worst: Kilmarnock:- Best: Worst: Livingston:- Best: Worst: Motherwell:- Best: Worst: (The) Rangers:- Best: Worst: Ross County:- Best: Worst: St Johnstone:- Best: Worst: St Mirren:- Best: Worst: Please feel free to post your nominations in the thread for extra #scenes. Also voting for ‘no one/nobody etc.’ Is perfectly acceptable given we have the old firm in these awards.

Torys are the number 1 enemy of this club. f**k them all.

In the interest of fairness please find my list below. Aberdeen:- Best: @Dons_1988 a team where I'd struggle to pick many posters out, but I've noticed this guy's work recently and find him very knowledgeable. As far as I'm aware he doesn't eat mushroom suppers or have green trousers or post shite puns so that sets him apart from the closest competition for this one. Worst: @Jmothecat2 @jmothecat thick c**t who made a new profile because he forgot how to log on to his original one. I haven't seen him post much about Aberdeen but his exploits outside his team have earned him this award. Celtic:- Best: Absolutely no one. Not a single Celtic fan is a decent enough poster/human being to be in contention for this IMVHO. Worst: While this one is of the trickier votes on the site for me two main posters in contention @Romeo & @Flybhoy. One of them being a pish troll and the other being a borderline sex offender with multiple accounts. Weighing up my options I'm going to plump for @Romeo this year, people previously thought he was a decent poster I'd disagree with that he never has been. His horrendous trolling on every Celtic match day thread, his attempts at point-scoring in every old firm match thread and subsequent fishing for greenies off everyone when Celtic do as expected and pump Sevco gets about as tiresome as it must be to only enjoy watching your team win 4 league games a season. Hamilton:- Best: @accies1874 He gets a bit too involved in stats 'n' that for me but his match day contributions are second to none. A dedicated follower of 'the ev' which gets extra points for getting it right up Rab. (Honorable mentions to Bert another top lad) Worst: This is a tricky one for me but I'm pretty bias. Obviously @Im_Rodger is a tory and that does count against him but taking that away he is a decent poster. I'm going for an outsider in @FuzzyBear he has came to the party late but he is a complete moron around Accies and makes me miss Happyaccie even more. Hearts:- Best: Tough one for me I like @LincolnHearts dedication to his dotting trade and his posting work is decent IMO he also contributed to Dindy's demise so thats a pro. @Tynierose is a great all rounder and the best mod on the site but that is the problem he is a mod and therefore a grass. So can he be trusted? But im plumping for @LincolnHearts to throw a spanner in the works. Worst: Paulo Sergio's current guise should run away with this and @the jambo-rocker post alot of floating head pictures so he is contention. But I'm going for @NJ2 because he said Joel Sked is the best one on A View from the Terrace and that really irked me. Is he Joel? maybe, if not clear Edinburgh bias. Hibernian:- Best: Don't really like any of these guys but I'll plump for one since they aren't the old firm despite how much they love a tri-colour. @Dave1875 Worst: They are all run by the one guy but his worst work is @Lyle Lanley a complete wet mop crayon eater. Kilmarnock:- Best: @craigkillie knows his football and his refereeing decisions. Worst: @Dindeleux is still in contention since he posted about half the year his TB4 patter was mind numbing and his trolling attempts poor but there is worse amongst them... Like @C4mmy31 he deserves this a copy and paste expert if you like stuff getting embeded he's your guy. Outside of that he is a dribbling simpleton who previously posted the little ok fingers emoji in every post has definetly gotten ideas above his station since Killie became not pish. Livingston:- Best: Harmless posters overall but my standout is @EdinburghLivi could have been any of them bar the man below though. Worst: @LIVIFOREVER too many emojis. Motherwell:- Best: @YassinMoutaouakil the absolute boy. Worst: @Jim McLean's Ghost idiot. (The) Rangers:- Best: No one. c***s and bigots to a man. Worst: This is the hardest choice so many options ranging from thickos like @bennett and @TavTastic to raging bigoted alcoholics like @The_Kincardine and then you've got closet **** like @8MileBU and @MJC. People also previously mentioned @KnightswoodBear as best poster year on year but that's not even true his constant use of the NFL guy with 55 on his back and the deathstar getting blown up are like nails on a chalkboard. He's also getting trounced by @Div in the #BovrilBearChallenge. But I'm going to go for @8MileBU because he's 8mile we all know his past, Horrible man. Ross County:- Best: Another harmless bunch were anyone could get my vote going solely on usernames here @The Great Stagsby for me Worst: @frankthetank22 stupid username, stupid person. St Johnstone:- Best: @tree house tam he'll cut you. Worst: A few choices here @ali_91 acts like the purveyor of justice on the site and @RandomGuy. is very very boring who has nails like a homeless person. @The Real Saints is far too big for his boots. Going for Boredom Guy for the lulz. St Mirren:- Best: @Lex for me but I think @djchapsticks will sweep this. Worst: @Munoz handsdown. His former life as @wisbit was enough, banned for being a homophobic holocaust denier who posts videos in St Mirren pyjamas with his maw in the background. Also claimed St Mirren could be anyone in the league except Celtic they then finished 11th. An honorable mention to @Demented Zebra tries far too hard to live up to his username and @Malky3 horrible tory c**t. (subject to change until deadline) My DMs are open slide into them with your votes!

And a belated Happy Birthday to the thread. 6 years, my haven't you grown. Thanks to @Cardinal Richelieu for running this and those who stand in, run cups and @SlipperyP for the weekly playoff. We've been through some tough times (aussie netball questions, the Friday Guardian quiz that any old random could make up, yes Cardi we're looking at you) but mainly good times, Honshu! (bless you). A special mention to @Jacksgranda who was here right from the start, you'd have thought his general knowledge would have improved over the years!!

We are fucking gutted for you. Absolutely every poster was urging you on for another 10 today...

Boyd in the paper today sticking the knife into AA. Seriously feel bad for the amount of abuse from journalists that Angelo has had to put up with. Yes the Nomads result was embarrassing but the articles after it were even more embarrassing and basically showed a “jobs for the boys” mentality. How dare an Italian that played at a high level and was assistant to top clubs and national team come to Scotland and upset the apple cart. Scottish fitba really is stuck in the 1980’s at times

Not surprised! He didn't get where he is today thinking about taking on Falkirk on Saturday!

FTFY

Once in a generation is about as binding as The Vow on the front of a paper.

I'd take him for the LCD Soundsystem references.

We’ve appealed to try and get the ban extended.

Remedial?

It's a no for me. He's losing his edge.

2010 - 2020 has been mostly shit. 2 decent seasons under Houston was the shining light. The 30 months since we lost to Dundee Utd in the playoff have been incredibly shit where we now look upon an away trip to Arbroath in the cup with dread. For the board to complain about personal abuse after all we've been through where even announcing a preferred bidder was beyond them is staggering beyond belief. They really are a shameless bunch of incompetent p***ks who think they shit gold. Any chance you can all just f**k off!!!!!!

Big team found.

That’s fucking embarrassing and it’s under the “official” club name.

Has the behaviour they're talking about ever been elaborated on? I remember thinking on the day that whilst there was anger in the away end, it wasn't as if folk were being aggressive or threatening. One guy tried to breach the steward line and was pushed back, the rest just seemed like shouting. Given that the board also deemed the team performance unacceptable and releived McKinnon of his duties afterwards, I'm struggling a wee bit with the fan behaviour thing - it was nothing you won't see at any struggling club who want their gaffer gone. A huge own goal from your new chairman to reiterate that line.

Never seen 2 angrier men than the 2 QOTS fans threatening to kick f**k out of our stewards because there was no pies. "You're going to fucking regret this". Amazing content.

4 days into Tory Britain and Killie are already turning on migrants ffs.

Kept my votes to the DM as I don't want the Hibs boeys falling out over which one of them I favoured. Can absolutely confirm that I did not vote for a best Celtic poster however.

I'll put you down as best Celtic poster. You'll only need about 3 votes to win.

Few more photos from the safari trip.

McCall mentioned the other week on sportsound that we were in the relegation battle with Partick. It’s pretty obvious what he has done here to try and unsettle us... He’s obviously always been a bit of a snake but it is a very underhand thing to do to Mark Kerr who served him very well as a player at several points throughout his career.

Aberdeen:- Best: Melanius Mullarkey - Good c**t Worst: G-Man - Shite username and seems a p***k Celtic:- Best: LOL Worst: Wastecoatwilly - p***k Hamilton:- Best: Fair few tbh, however gotta pick one Bert Raccoon Worst: Nobody unless Rodger is back, he is a p***k Hearts:- Best: JamieThomas Worst: Lincolnhearts - Red dots, p***k Hibernian:- Best: Dave1875 Worst: Cant think of any that stand out Kilmarnock:- Best: The boy who did the book Deadasdillinger Worst: CraigKillie - p***k Livingston:- Best: Naebody Worst: Naebody Motherwell:- Best: BustaNut - Good c**t Worst: Naebody (The) Rangers:- Best: LOL Worst: The_Kincardine - p***k Ross County:- Best: Loki Worst: Naebody St Johnstone:- Best: Good set of lads, one winner, TreeHouseTam Worst: Random Guy - p***k St Mirren:- Best: DjChapsticks - Good c**t Worst: Munoz - p***k

Shout out to all the lads in the private message group. Decent first attempt. We go again. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-50843867

By ‘we’ I am of course referring to the good guys who aren’t voting for parties determined to worsening the lives of the most vulnerable people in our society.

Not too keen on Tory voters in Dumfries either to be honest.

what did you say about nadir

Eh? Both Kerr and Miller had been utterly dreadful for us under Houston for the first games of that season before he was punted.

Is that in the same way that Chelsea couldn't be wrong about Sammut?

1. Sensible option 2. Same issue as ERJFA at tier 6 they’re still geographically overlapping the EOS no mater if it’s Tier 6,7 or potentially 8 also where are Tayside going no boundary shift announced? 3. Rejected unanimously last year stupid to think it could pass this time. 4. Could work if you gave a limited waver on licensing to West clubs but the SPFL want two feeders not three getting them to change anything short notice is unlikely so 2022 at the earliest. Be surprised if they moved the boundary this late into a season so unless Brechin avoid the drop they’re HL next year like Montrose would have been. Also can’t see the LL team they knock out the league taking it on the chin as they were meant to be relegated to the HL and then the goalposts are suddenly shifted relegating a LL team to the EOS or SOS, potential for a legal challenge? There was no move for Montrose when they asked so why would the SPFL do it for Brechin?

Really? They wrote "once in a generation" in a book? What was the name of the judge who signed it off and had that statement written into law? The will of the Scottish electorate is quite clear. That was after all of this shite.... Which the Scot tories are now pretending never happened.

Yes, it really is baffling that a report into the slave trade wouldn't mention James Watt inventing the steam engine.

Having just thawed out after Saturday I have developed a grudging respect for the Arbroath fans who attend Gayfield on a regular basis during the winter period. Real dedication.

Billy Brown it must be then?

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/sport/football/dundee-fc/1043643/dundee-boss-james-mcpake-to-offer-new-deal-to-talented-teenager-fin-robertson/

Gartcairn might have parted with some managers but they seem to progress after they do usually. Every time it happens jc1 is in there with insider knowledge and wanting to get involved. 100% looks like he would jump at the chance if asked as he seems obsessed. Great effort from the previous manager so let's see what happens in the future. As for the comments that they must have someone lined up? Do you not do the same regarding your squad jc1? It's called planning.

Andrew Shinnie and Efrem on loan from Rangers were decent bits of business at the time. Paco Luna.

I hope he has done something completley mental tbh. Like suggest a change in diet, habits, training methods and professionalism. Fucking player power? At Killie? c***s could hardly kick a ball until Clarke and Dyer got hold of them. Hope the door hitting their arses on the way out causes a career ending injury.

What on earth happened here

Dont be jealous that you dont get invited round for breakfast. There is a reason some of us are in the last 4 of the cup, looking forward to the spread this weekend@tynierose

A box of Killie pies as severance pay seems fair..

Don't start with the Houston pish!

That could cover about 90% of the fucking drivel you post on here to be fair.

Some Scottish institutions such as the University of Glasgow are beginning to acknowledge the extent to which Scottish society benefited from the worst parts of the empire, such as the slave trade. I would be wholly in favour of an independent Scotland offering a formal apology and some form of reparation to countries and communities who were impacted by our part in this imperialism. I get the feeling that this is something which could actually happen in Scotland, but the chances of it happening in England any time soon are roughly zero.

Lets hope for............... more of this None of this Less of these "peepul" More Shelley Less of the Royalists...... 3-1 the gid guys

f**k the BBC they've been an embarrassment to reporting and journalistic integrity. They had a responsibility to call bullshit on the last 3 years of brexit, the independence referendum and the absolute shambles before that. However they were happy to be the lap dog of the tory government and pump out misinformation and skewed reporting all under the guise of being the world famous BBC. Well look where that's got the country a Tory majority being run by a fucking shambles of a man who has been bought by right wing lunatics who just so happen to have a stake in media outlets. Oh well off you f**k.