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You mean you actually sweat? Pfft, peasants.

Not much of your own success over the mighty Hibernian to go off is there lads? Killie on the other hand literally provided me with one of the greatest days of my entire life. #1 "Murphy plays it in... Alan Co... ROB JONES COMES UP! Alan Combe came out but the captain comes up and RATTLES the ball into the back of the net. It's the 15 goal for Hibs in the competition this season and it gives them the lead in the final." #2 "Whittaker. Now onto Benjelloun. Greer stands off him. Benjelloun - twisting turning! THAT. IS. HOW. TO. FINISH. That is how to score a goal in a cup final. Abdessalam Benjelloun rattles it home. Hibs never lose when he scores, will that continue today? It's Kilmarnock NIL Hibs TWO." #3 "Beautifully done. Benjelloun, onto Brown. Fletcher is onside! STEVEN FLETCHER LOOKS LIKE HE'LL WRAP IT UP FOR HIBS. There's still 25 minutes to go in this final, but these fans feel that the cup already belongs at Easter Road." #4 "Fletcher gets the better of Greer. Two arrive into the box for Hibs. Pulled back to Benjelloun. Looks up to see if he's got any support. He doesn't. HE DOESN'T NEED IT! Abdessalam Benjelloun gets his second double in two weeks and seals the CIS Cup Final for Hibs. He thanks the higher power, Hibs have been powerful all afternoon." #5 "It gets played through again. Alan Combe with an absolute howler. Combe... onto Fletcher! It's a moment of personal tragedy in the footballing sense for Alan Combe and Steven Fletcher nets the 5th goal. He couldn't believe it, the Hibs fans couldn't believe it. Kilmarnock are torn apart. It's Kilmarnock one, Hibs FIVE." #

Handy wee diagram to help you understand which was a fictional novel and which was a documentary.

Nice to see that Scotrail have given Craig Levein a leg up.

Just voted snp via postal vote.

The amount of different permutations that people coming up with is stupid it's quite simple tj and several others want to keep the juniors and more so the sjfa as a governing body and that's why we didn't enter this season the sjfa has to fold and a new non league association needs to be formed under the sfa. The two problems we have are the East and North the North should come under control of the highland league no more junior status. The East must be all the one association the only problem is tayside what happens there well I can't work that one out that would be the guys from the East to sort. Any team in the east junior's just now should apply to the eosl and that would send a message to the junior dinosaurs that your time is up and lets embrace the new.

Of course that point stands. Johnson is a unrepentant homophobic racist and it’s an absolute disgrace that the media don’t bring this up at every opportunity, never mind not mentioning it at all, or only bringing it up to say ‘it’s not as bad as another party.’ That being an undeniable fact doesn’t mean you give other parties a free pass though. You said no one gives a shit about what Hanvey posted; it literally depicts a Jewish puppet master, with a further puppeteers hand with Rothschild written on it above him. It’s not even up for debate as an anti-Semitic cartoon. Knowing that Boris Johnson is a racist and that the media have appallingly failed to report this doesn’t mean we make it open season for every other party to indulge in bigotry themselves. You can rightly point out the hypocrisy of the reporting as the media continue to ignore Islamophobia while there is no record of any other major party leader making racist remarks versus pages of them from Johnson, but when there are instances of blatant bigotry from other parties deselection and suspension/expulsion is absolutely the right thing to do.

When people who have political parties as their avatar say they've converted people to vote for their party, always consider that the people who say "aw yeah I'll definitely vote for you now" are highly likely to be saying that so that you stop talking to them about the election.

Anyone who even questions Low’s involvement on social media is immediately rounded on by her little band of sycophants. For a club that is striving towards fan ownership, the lack of transparency is worrying.

Just having a look at the history books before this one and noticed that Kilmarnock FC haven't won the Big Cup for 22 (twenty-two) years. Let's take a look at some of the things that have happened since then: Google was formed The Spice Girls were at Christmas Number 1 The Euro was invented The ankle-snatcher Ryan Porteous was born Are Kilmarnock planning on winning the Big Cup any time soon or will this quite embarrassing drought continue?

I thought we had a gentlemans agreement never to mention cup finals in which our respective clubs got mauled 5-1

I heard Jeremy Corbyn has previously shaken hands with the guy that got shot.

Darren Mackie's

No fear for this one. Crawford must stay. Sent from Nokia 3310 using some wire and a piece of string.

cracking photo. May 96

Cadden can go f**k himself.

Those boo's at the end though.

Here are results of the first phase @8MileBU 4 @Rugster 5 - In the battle of the council stadiums it's Falkirk's finest that come out on top against non league Bo'ness. @The DA 5 V @Salvo Montalbano 4 - A battle of big hitters sees the DA scrape through in a thriller , its a mystery says Salvo @Silky Si McFly 5 V @Arch Stanton 5 - A tie, you inconsiderate b*****ds, that's ok you can both go through to the next round @alang1993 4 v @Helpma 4 - Paisley Panda meets the middle east bevvy merchant, yet another tie, good news you're both through @MSU DNA v @peasy23 3 - A shock here as regular winner fails to show after probably being held in the latters dungeon after his 3 - peasy goes through @MixuFixit 3 v @Eednud 5 - A bad day for Clacks fave Finnish Hibee against cup specialist Edmund - well done Edmund @German Jag 6 @Mark Connolly 7 - A high scoring miracle, Connolly gladly advances said nobody, plus so does Gerry as best loser. @geaky 4 v @Adamski 3 - A massive shock here as the mystery man beats Dundee' best hope of cup since the 17th century @Moomintroll 5 v @Cardinal Richelieu 5 - A battle of the well erm erm mehs, with both gobshites scoring five - go on get through you pesky pair @Leeds Saint 4 @ V @The_Kincardine 5 - The oldest swinger in town (matron) squeezes through to leave poor old Sainty wondering what he has to do. @Ross. 4 v @Ziggy 5 - The expectant father comes up short against gobshite Ziggy - Now then geoffrey, ooh bungle said George. @pleslie99 7 v @wastecoatwilly 5 - Nobody likes a show off but seven is a fine score, unlucky wastecoat if only you had a Seville calculator for your score. @Snobot 4 v @Adam101 5 - Unlucky on snowy, tough one as young Adam strides through with the power of a ninety year old with osteoarthiritis @deej DNA v @NotThePars 4 - Deej must be on holiday, lazy c**t - a best away victory for the Fifers since the days of John Watson et al. @The Captain 5 v @JamesP_81 My dear chum notches a five and terrible driver James equals this as both go through - tally ho. @Spring Onion 3 v @NJ2 5 Winter clearly didn't suit the onion as he is left weeping as Northern Jambo gives him some Welly. @BigBo103 V @mathematics 4 - A holiday hangover from Bo sees by my calculations the maths man scrape through - @Nkomo-A-Gogo 0 v @Jacksgranda 2 - A Mckinnon like display leaves our wooden spoon custodian an open goal that even with his cataracts he can't miss. @SlipperyP 2 V @Blootoon87 - A ten in todays quiz, but faltered here against a very strong display, is Blootoon one to watch @blackislekillie DNA v @CaspianChris 6 - BIK is MIA but CC fired in a solid 6 to take his place in the next round, last spotted skinny dipping in the Caspian Sea @Bully Wee Villa 3 V @LincolnHearts 5 - My favourite mod apart from myself fucks up royally as the returning Jambo makes it through And that concludes the first round ties. The draw for the next round will take place in my head tonight. Cheers I'm away for a drink and a bath, budge over...

Wow, that's an incredibly shite phone.

This will be a tough game. Very pleasing start for Jack Ross but there are still glaring weaknesses in the squad left by Hecky, that he can't anything about yet. I rate how he seems to be playing to our strengths and having us set up on the front foot. There will be times where we get caught out playing like that, so I hope everyone doesn't get too bi-polar about results between now and the end of January. Let's just hope the match plays out for Hibs like this thread is for P&B's top boeys.

Yes its time for Round two, here is the draw @Rugster v @The DA @Silky Si McFly v @Arch Stanton @alang1993 v @Helpma @peasy23 v @German Jag @geaky v @The_Kincardine @Cardinal Richelieu v @Moomintroll @Ziggy v @pleslie99 @Adam101 v @NotThePars @The Captain v @JamesP_81 @NJ2 v @LincolnHearts @mathematics v @Jacksgranda @Eednud v @Mark Connolly @Blootoon87 v @CaspianChris Ok the thriteen winners can go through plus two best losers and a random wild card. Yes I know I'm almost bursting with excitement here. Anyway answers in by Noon on Tuesday at the latest, Pm or leaderboard for your completed efforts. Link is below. Even if you're oot give it a go. https://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=1911291318524286&pg&

Give Derek Acorah a shout.

Of perfectly sound mind too, unlike those unfortunate mentally ill white stabby people.

Casual Observer, more like Extremely Bothered Observer.

Quite amusing - 7/10 on the banterrific scale, have a greenie This, on the other hand is dreadful, really terrible chat - are you the guy people move away from at the bar in case they get bored to death? If this is what passes for patter I can understand why so many fans in Ayrshire are boycotting Rugby Park and head up to their spiritual home in Govan

Duncan Freemason is having the time of his life here eh. I don't necessarily disagree with some of what he's saying but the gleeful conjecture about problems we could face is a tough read. The board is a shambles and the players haven't performed as well as they should this season, we all get it. Framing it in multi paragraph word salad multiple times a day is a bit boring.

I’m fairly certain I’ll be fine.

Singling out Soros in particular as the bad billionaire is dodgy. Wanting to guillotine them all is perfectly legitimate politics.

Fair enjoyed that, Robinson always comes across well in these sort of interviews. In other news this morning; Oxford submit bid for Cadden What a stunning turn of events, certainly didn’t see that coming.

Big Country : In A Big Country

10 for Friday. A few lucky guesses. Actually knew the actress. Never seen the film but had seen the poster, and only one of the options was on it

10 for Friday

10 for Friday! Absolute guesses on the book, film and sprinter. I’m away to stick on the euromillions.

One of the easiest group games I can remember but that cannot be Rennes first string - they had a centre half whose BMI was a double Hartson and a forward half the height of Forrest. The fat centre half was laughable - put Morgan on his arse and did a Naismith style testosterone fuelled gloat despite being 2-0 down in a meaningless game and it being Lewis fucking Morgan. Their fans were absolute class. Thought the atmosphere was fine in the circumstances sans GB too - us joining in their huddle was good.

Chings the thing in Leith m9

Did Killie fans have some sort of previous traumatic experience involving Hibs or something? Oh, what’s that? A 5-1 MAULING in a national cup final at Hampden? Carry on...

Morelos is some player. Him shooshing the Feyenoord ultras was simply delicious. I fuckin love when players do that. Lovely stuff. Scottish football needs strong shithousery merchants.

Probably not used to seeing rangers in the black and this is causing mass confusion

"Aww naw, aww fuckin' naw!"

We need a way to independence. And we need it quickly.

About as well as your European tour which crashed and burned in the arse end of Chester.

Phil Collins - in the Ayr tonight

Sorry. The Alexander Brothers - Big Kilmarnock Bunnet

Bread and butter stuff.

Our Welsh sheepshaggers will pump yous just like Connah's Quay Nomads did. How was Belgrade?! #patter #banter Once Jack 'Shagger' Ross has set Christian 'Shagger' Doidge on you Ayrshire **** without the bus fare and sent yous back on the short bus to your Masonic lodges, you won't be posting your wee gifs then, will you, ya massive VLs?! "That should do. Now just to fire in some Jack Ross headshots that are funnier than the #TB4 patter but marginally less funny than haemorrhoids, sit back and watch the greenies come in from my fellow Hibees. Hyuh hyuh hyuh"

You're phone is more Brechin 2017/18.