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Come on Dundee, right into these dirty, smelly, unwashed, dayglo, Arab b*****ds. Thank You.

Any arabs wanting fucking leathered PM is.

Dees won 7-1 mate

Can we all agree that Dundee United fans are utter c***s? Thank You.

Back in your box you fuckin' diddies.

Heh. Fehv oot o seven on the quiz. Stewart turns up wi negative twelve oot o ten on the patter front.

Right wha’s in fucking cherge here? Yer score his tae be in nae later than Midnicht the nicht Dundee time or 10:30 the morn’s morn’ meh time or 07:00 @SlipperP ‘s time. So if you thought you could saunter onto this thread anytime over the weekend to post your score you will possibly even be relegated or miss promotion or fail to win a title but most of all you’ll be well and truly fucked. As is usual when His Eminence of off converting sinners and indulging in non-self flagellation no deadline extension tolerated or correspondence will be entered into. You know it makes sense.

1. Because there are rules about who can donate to individual poltical campaigns which would prevent them doing this. HQ pay for national materials, mailshots, advertising, IT systems etc etc but every constituency campaign is an individual campaign 2. The SNP HQ actually dont have that much money. Obviously much more than they had but you can see where that goes on increased social media presence etc Most of the membership fees go back into local branches. To give you an idea a branch like mine with 200 members gets about 300 quid a month (most new members pay a quid a month) Out of that we need to pay for hall hire, conference delegates, postage, constituency office levies to pay for rent,rates and utilities and constituency office staff etc Beyond that since the big jump in membership late 2014 we are onto General Election number 3 and have had Scottish elections, local elections, euro elections and euro referendums as well as having to pay a levy for by elections such as Shetland As well as national naterials HQ buy we need to pay for local candidate specific materials,postage,posters, venue hire etc Elections are massively expensive and even Labour and Tories are down to brass tacks. The difference being a local Labour candidate can expect a nice 2500k cheque from the local union or Tories from a local business man. Whereas by and large we rely on individual donations and fucking coffee mornings

The proposal was to remain in the customs union, but made no commitment for remaining in the single market. A customs union without a single market isn't in anybodies interests. But you're too much of an idiot to understand why.

How’d it work out for you. I’m having a great night.

Your hubris would suggest otherwise, 999 times out of 1000 full time Falkirk will defeat a sixth tier team, nobody is denying that, but to call the ground a shitehole is nothing short of a disgrace. This is a small part time club that have volunteers that have worked their arses off to provide excellent facilities for the level they play at. The ground is renowned for being one of the best in non league football, all paid for by hard graft and fund raising yet you have the temerity to call it a shitehole. Pathetic comment to be honest.

Most Edinburgh the Dundee Derby has ever been.

Ian Baraclough in the picture for the job as well. This calls for one thing:

'Last night was a great night for Scottish football'

I think a United Ireland might be our best hope here. How hard can it be?

“I’d quite like to try something other than vaginal sex”

My life is brilliantMy love is pure I saw an angelOf that I'm sure She smiled at me on the subwayShe was with another man But I won't lose no sleep on that'Cause I've got a plan You're beautiful...

Sums it up

Come on the fucking derry

Nazareth - This Flight Tonight

McKay should still be considered for centre back. If nothing else, he hasn’t been sent off for dissent/got the first of two yellows for dissent in the past few weeks. I’d personally play the 5 tomorrow with McKay alongside Bene and Anderson. Davidson only back if one of the other three aren’t performing, a red card for dissent warrants at least a few weeks on the bench regardless of who are you are IMO. Munro Miller McKay Anderson Bene Macca Spencer Matthews Dingwall Baird Anderson Would be very surprised if the line-up is anything like this, but I am absolutely desperate to see us avoid a repeat of the last few seasons where players come out with absolute shitebag performances like last Saturday and aren’t dropped.

Why bother with the interviews? Just give it to Sheerin.

Eddie Cochran - Three Steps To Heaven

Loving the 18 minutes of silence at the end of the latest podcast [emoji1] Also is it possible to subscribe to a version that doesn’t have any adverts? Or at least get rid of the one from that fucking Gran leaving a message for her Grandson. Enough to turn anyone to drugs.

Bob Dylan : Knocking On Heaven's Door

Learn to spell before coming on here spouting pish

He's not the only one.

Just back to the hotel after a very long day of drinking and celebrating, only negative being just hearing one of the shuttle buses laid on taking fans back into the city broke down, police told the fans to walk the remaining distance where they were promptly ambushed by a squad of scumbags, the Celtic SLO has just tweeted telling fans to not walk around the city tonight as the Lazio fans are not happy and looking for trouble, we got back okay but have heard a rake of police sirens outside. As for the match, apart from the first 15 minutes when I feared a bad defeat I thought we were outstanding, the decision making and calmness under pressure was most impressive for me, thought we were much better than the first leg where we were a wee bit fortunate I felt, tonight we were much better in every department. In recent memory only Rogic's injury time invincible treble clinching goal at Hampden can be compared to the absolute fucking carnage that ensued after N'tcham's goal, proper old school scenes, limbs everywhere, folk tumbling over rows of seats etc and not giving a f**k, absolutely magnificent, what football is all about Now for some much needed shut eye before a visit to the Vatican tomorrow.... Papa Francesco allez... allez allez...

Monkey Tennis must be crying himself to sleep tonight

Folks, I decided to stand down as a director for very simple reasons, the time and financial commitments required to be an active director are significant and at this point I have other priorities. I will still be at games, as I am a lifelong supporter of Ayr United. Like any board, there are agreements and disagreements but all of the current and recent directors want the best for Ayr United. Mark.

"There is now overwhelming evidence of a strong connection between socioeconomic deprivation and suicidal behaviour. Areas of higher socioeconomic disadvantage tend to have higher rates of suicide and the greater the level of deprivation experienced by an individual, the higher their risk of suicidal behaviour." Samaritans.org Find full report here: https://www.samaritans.org/about-samaritans/research-policy/inequality-suicide/ Commissioned by Samaritans including experts from the Universities of Newcastle, Edinburgh, Glasgow and LSE. I'm fairly new to this thread but that was literally one Google search to find that.

First image to come up on Google for Richard Richardson. I'm not saying it's Malky but it probably is.

Impossible not to when he’s lying down tbf

Grassy Danger Tefal heid as he was known back then. Some things never change.

Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs

Eurogliders - Heaven Must Be There

Good morning to all Dees wherever you may be. A torturous build up has almost concluded and the pre match nerves are alive and well. To put it bluntly, it is a huge game in the context of our season. Win and we can dream of a title race with our neighbours. Lose and the notion of that is over really for me. It’s a true “six pointer” if ever there was one. Hoping and praying for a win that could potentially set us up for the most exciting season in years but would settle for a draw after the last derby. Enjoy the day.... Thank you.

It was obviously a great result for Celtic, can’t take that away from them, but all this faux love for Celtic from diddy fans on here, pass the sick bucket. This club has actively looked at leaving Scottish football, and if the chance came up they’d be off without a second thought. Don’t imagine for one second that they play these games for the betterment of Scottish football.

The Doors - Hello I Love You

Enough of this Celtic circlejerk please.

Hello - New York Groove

Scenes as someone finally manages to out-moron Malky. Less surprising that it's Oaksoft.

Me, and umpteen thousand other distinct individuals, the organisations who employ us, the people we work with, the foundations and institutions who conduct the studies and correlate data that contributes to formulating policy and approach. Nope, we're all mistaken, and you and one other individual on this forum who are completely untrained, have no specialisation in the field, and have repeatedly displayed your own ignorance, are correct.

Killie fans have bought them all up already.

Here's hoping the other fascists get beat now! Mon the Porto