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This forum doesn't seem to be doing you any good. Time to go.

Yes mate.

Congratulations on bettering yourself. Welcome to Scotland's Largest And Greatest City.

No referee would ever choose to implement it for fear of the crackpots on whatever side he penalised.

Muffy contemplating just how much pain to inflict on the thick hound:

Anyone else reading this in Morgan Freeman’s voice?

One final comment I get a bit of stick on here for backing Darvel but the reason is very simple I met and was given the guilded tour by DL last season, he introduced me to a few faces and with a beer in hand we had a right good chat about football and remember we had a few ding dongs on here ourselves, once over candyman playing whiskey in the jar when we beat them 1-0 lol but despite what I had read on here and what some had said I met a guy who loved his club and was excited about what was planned for Darvel and despite us being rivals he still wanted to pass on advice,information and even help when I nipped his nut about a few things and on my encounters in junior football DL and the folk at Darvel are a rare breed and I have the utmost respect for them and if folk don't like it then tough . Then when the lads came down the Roch earlier this season I met up and enjoyed a good old chat with ceejayar and co who despite signing more players than the all stars were very humble and far from being big time Charlie's they in fact had spoken at length on how tough the championship would be to get promoted from which is what you get when you meet good football people. Am I jealous of Darvel ? You better believe it I wish it was St Rochs buying the top players and building a cracking venue but I certainly don't begrudge them any success that comes there way as they have put a lot of time ,money and effort into making there club not just a good footballing side but also a place that can be the hub of the community and be something the town can be proud of so if folk want to give them stick for that then they need to give themselves a right good look in the mirror cos for junior fitba to survive that's what all our clubs need to be doing,that is being the hub of the community and being a club the local folk can be proud of

Thanks for quoting that Bobby - I've got Magee on ignore. Nesbit being banned is great news - he was the worst poster in the history of the website. However, Magee celebrates terrorist atrocities and is a vile bigot. The fact he was out of pocket and presumably had to take time off work to book the European trip is amongst the best moments of my life. I'd put the joy it gave me on a par with the birth of my daughter. I stood up, punched the air and cheered in my living room when I read that post. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have four or five cans that evening following that. I woke up and sung in the shower the next morning. There are certain "JFK" moments on here and that was absolutely one of them.

Objects to Rangers fans being conflated with the white gloved wankers of the Orange Order. More than happy to direct the equivalent at Indy supporters. Something chagrin, something something trope demerit. Boring troll.

Oh Bridgey [emoji2] *something irrelevant about Liverpool or Kloop* [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

It was quite an achievement to attend live football all over Europe yet offer no insight what so ever about the players, formations, tactics etc, on a football forum.

You mean he posted a selfie?

1) The SNP don't have a majority in Glasgow 2) The SNP don't have a majority in Edinburgh 3) The majority of Scottish businesses are not based in our 2 largest cities. 4) There aren't 600,000 business parking spaces that would be subject to a workplace parking levy in Glasgow & Edinburgh combined. There are only just under 3 million vehicles in the whole country, so I doubt that 20% of them are employed by Glasgow & Edinburgh businesses with private car parking 5) You appear to be refusing to address the fact that the ability to levy this tax has been available elsewhere in your precious UK for more than 10 years. Why? That's five major mistakes in 26 words, without even including the misuse of elipses. You need to improve your trolling.

My polite answer would be... There's no denying that he did some excellent work around the Indy ref. Nowadays he seems more interested in doxxing trans folk and taking money from the Yes Da's and the tinfoil hatters. The Alex Jones of the independence movement.

If Campbell had stuck to dissecting the MSM, instead of turning into a frothing embarrassing mess over trans-rights, women in general and loads of other ridiculous hills to die on, he'd be fine and possibly still reasonably respected in political/journalism circles. However he didn't and he isn't. The boy's a fucking liability and a cretin of the highest order.

What were you called before that?

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Got the treadmill up to the pace of doing a marathon in 1.59.40 I lasted 45 seconds before I thought I was going to fall off the treadmill and burst both my lungs. Turns out it's quite difficult to do a sub 120 min marathon

I didn't like Liverpool long before I encountered Rab.

If Kenny Sheils ends up at Ayr United in any capacity then I will be announcing my immediate and permanent resignation from supporting the club.

Out of all the contractors....really!? News on the street is the IBF are on route to pull it down[emoji23][emoji23]

Stewart & Kerr in charge till the end of the season is the only appointment that doesn't fill me with dread. Gives a chance to see how they handle a transfer window and the winter schedule, and is the only appointment that would have a minimal disruption to the team. Then at the end of the season, if it hasn't been successful, you can do a reboot.

Ok let's debate. If we are the most successful political union in history, can you please explain why Scotland consistently over the last 50 years has one of the highest rate of poverty in Western Europe, despite billions of oil revenue receipts? Please don't. He's a Class A c**t with no more interest in debate than fly.

Good start to the week

Times Up!! Rip roaring gang this weekend were Best there has ever been Play Off @The DA He went through the 600 goal milestone last season. So, it's less than 600. I'll guess 1 in 20 goals with the head. 30 headed goals. v @German Jag A stab in the dark, 65. You must beJjoking Play Off @NJ2Will take a total stab in the dark at 47. v @The Captain NO SCORE Fitba - Lionel Messi has scored many a goal, however how many goals with his head for Barcelona? 22 Congratulations to @The DA with his well worked out set piece, unlucks @German Jag with his back post near miss, also congratulations to @NJ2 who was clearly unmarked as @The Captain forgot his boots & never got stripped. Again no promotion this weekend, it just shows the financial gap between leagues at the moment, the brain cells are simply not filtering down. UEFA style cartel. Bank Holiday Monday here gents, have a lucky week everyone.

This pair have completely jumped the shark now. Absolutely determined to ruin every thread on this sub forum.

Just realised that both of Scotland's centre-backs tonight scored for Accies in the 10-2 v Morton.

Ladies and gentlemen - we got him

Open Goal was good for about a fortnight. Si Ferry’s interview style (“so what was that like eh”) soon begins to grate - he’s a one trick pony - and it’s then entirely down to the guest and whether you like them. The guy Slane meanwhile is an utter f@nny and seems to have zero redeeming features. He’s made it unwatchable/unlistenable.

That's rough, man. Usually the worst you suffer following St Johnstone is loneliness.

You'd expect most of the more succesful clubs who are on telly all the time to be disliked. Maybe Liverpool might particularly grate with a lot of Scottish fans as they can seem a bit Celticy. Oh, and Rab probably didn't help.

Heard he was having trouble with his breathing and his legs were going into spasms Was standing between the dugouts and once the Lanark physio made sure he was ok he went to Talbot dugout to shake hands with their physio Thats what junior football is all about Both physios a credit to the junior game

Point proved eating humble pie for my breakfast old age must be kicking in my apologies guys.

It does seem a bit strange that there are the various different clubs with bars rather than the one supporters bar where everyone congregates. When the club do open a general supporters bar they close it every other week for hospitality. Not ideal.

Get a room!

Yeah that's the real travesty in all of this

I find the Open Goal/Terrace comparisons a bit weird tbh- literally all they have in common is that they're Scottish football podcasts, the tone and content of the two is totally different. I certainly wouldn't go to Kevin Kyle for a tactical analysis or Jurrassic Park references, but equally I imagine Ferry's pally act gets a lot more out of his guests than the Terrace would. Overall I much prefer the Terrace but I think Open Goal is harmless enough, even if the fanbase is apparently full of mouth breathers. I've got a soft spot for Slane as well tbh, he reminds me of someone you were pals with in school that you bump into occasionally and wonder how he's still alive.

I'll be honest here, mate. You are becoming an absolute arsehole.

Appreciate the sentiment, but even if you deliberately lost, we’d still need a lot of other help to get back to the top flight this season unfortunately.

Binning everyone who followed Rab round contributing to his arseholery would be useful too

You know how things work - obviously. What was the name of the company that "ran the club" ?? Which entity cheated on the tax and NI ?? Which entity was placed into administration ?? From which entity did McGregor, Naismith et all walk away from under TUPE legislation - as was their right ?? Sevco bought the assets of the liquidated club rangers then changed the name to rangers international. Likewise, Gretna became Gretna 2008. Its called phoenixism. Nimmo Smith was a pre-determined set up with the outcome guaranteed. Was there no financial advantage conferred ?? As I told the wee sevconite, bennett, my interest in things here stems from the fact that the same Gavin Masterton, who allowed Murray unlimited credit at BOS, almost sunk Dunfermline by the same modus operandi. Unlike the club nouveau, the SPFL wouldn't have ripped up all their rules to keep The Pars like they did the newco. There's none so blind, . . . . . . . . .

Get this c***s hard drive checked

The way Scotland have played under Clarke so far has been a million miles from the way his teams played at Killie. Our recent heavy defeats (and bear in mind all 4 of them are against World Cup quarter-finalists) haven't been down to us being too defensive, they've been down to us folding like a cheap suit every single time we've conceded a goal. The attitude in ths squad is sorely lacking.

Not true. Of the current P+B quiz league alumni, 8MilBU, Moomintroll, Snobot, Nkomo-A-Gogo and Blootoon87 also have nothing to show for their efforts. You are, however, the only founding member of the P+B quiz league never to have won any gold, silver or bronzeware, which is why it takes me such great pleasure to award you with this keychain to commemorate your achievement.

Rare, unseen footage. Can't believe no one ever mentions this goal.

This is a whole pile of birthday card pish. I could get the "he just made a mistake" stuff if he had run over someone while driving dangerously or even drunk or something along those lines. Even punching someone and it having more serious consequences than intended, I could understand. However, there is no way that any person who smashes someone's skull in with a baseball bat is anything other than a horrible scumbag of a person. That's not some out of character moment of madness, that's a premeditated attempt to kill or at the very least seriously hurt someone. Nobody who is capable of doing that can ever be described as a "good person", even if they're really remorseful about it. That's not the same as me saying that the guy shouldn't be allowed to resume his career, or even that he shouldn't be considered for Scotland. But let's not allow ourselves to brush this under the carpet as though it's some sort of minor misdemeanour where saying sorry makes everything better.