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It's worked out well for Jordan.

Indeed, even if we don't want the bovril. Of course, if we have to use Malky's grandson to explain the situation, the reality would be somewhat different. Malky's grandson has a paper round, he earns £6 and gives it to Malky to look after. Malky gives him back £3 to spend at the match. The little lad is happy to walk to the match, but Malky insists they take the car. 'I had to put petrol in the car son, it's only fair you pay your share, so I've used the rest of your paper round money. Your share actually came to £5, but don't worry about that' 'It's only a short distance, how did it cost me £5 ?' 'I had to fill the whole tank you see, so I worked out that your share was £5, look with your own eyes, the tank is full, it cost £50, I've decided your share is 10%' 'But that doesn't seem right, I won't be using the car the rest of the week' 'It's called 'pooling and sharing' son' After the match, Malky stops for chips on the way home. 'I don't like chips, they're not good for me' 'Be quiet son, chips are essential for my diet, so you'll have to have some too. By the way I borrowed £10 earlier, I'll pay back £8 and you can pay the rest' Back in the car and the young lad plucks up the courage to ask a question... 'Maybe I could keep all my pocket money and make my own way to the match and back. We could still sit together though' 'Don't be so silly, how could you afford that ? You only get £6, yet you've spent over £10. Besides, I might not want to sit with you anymore if you did that' The poor lad vomits up the chips he was forced to eat. 'See son, look how lucky you are, look how generous I am.'

I can post a picture of my own clubs European cup. That's why your old club was liquidated.

Surely to goodness Bauer could have taken squad number 24.

Madden is just cheating Scottish Football here. Cards would be shown in any other fixture. Special dispensation shown because of who is playing and the fact that their fans can’t be trusted to keep the heid.

Bring back the Dundee derby I say.

It's a training sash.

I don’t know if the picture is more cringe or the words. Imagine spending so much time on something as shite as this.

"Run from the bills!"

The UEFA charge?

Kelly’s reaction to the winner is brilliant, especially from a loan player, can see what it means to such a young player getting game time. Couldn’t have hand picked a better replacement/upgrade for Crawford. Him and McCowan adding goals from midfield is probably what we were missing last year.

Asked before the match if we were still on but didn't get a reply. Anyway donation was made

Morelos is worth £40m and didn't do much.

This is pish. I might chat to those lonely asian ladies in my area.

One thing I've learned from this thread is that it takes Malky 3 minutes to log in and out of different accounts.

Dooks for apples in a deep fat fryer.

When did Celtic sign Jason Cummings?

Excuse me sir, but it's not The Glasgow Derby, it's A Glasgow Derby.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

I could give your posts a red For all that you have said But I know that would be cruel Because this winter you'll be dead

I'm struggling to think of a better metaphor for the ***s than some angry looking undead c**t being revealed immediately before a game cigarred by Celtic tbh.

Weegies are life’s losers tbf. Absolutely nothing going for any of them.

Well, September is here again... ...And pennies are dropping all over the shop. #GE55ARD How many years in a row now have they won August...?

Enter Taxman

Hayes has now scored more derby goals than Morelos.

Just about every thread has been hijacked by the same idiots (They know who they are) on BAWA. I’m sure some try to be controversial to see who’s going to bite. The Board, Gus and now the new strikers are getting it in the neck. Embarrassing.

It's always fun to watch these games, when Rangers fans have built themselves up to think they are world beaters, to have it confirmed that, yep, they are still shite.

I've just calmed down. Dunfermline are shite, Arbroath's pies are fantastic. Thank you.

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None of them ponied up 2 grand when the old club died.

Jones, deliberately going out to do an opposition player, with the game gone, and subsequently being sent off and injuring himself in the process.... is, surely, the winner in any ‘what’s the most tinpot thing you’ve seen in Scottish fitba’ competition... ...what an utter bellend . Even Madden had to flourish a red card.

Good to see MJC has joined Rangersmedia.

The old Bolingoli Boli rope-a-dope.

Had a visit from some 4 week old kittens yesterday, being looked after by a friend of ours who works for the SSPCA. They will be looking for homes in a few weeks. Seriously tempted.

4 goals for Kenny Mackay, away in the January window I’d suspect.

Disgraceful from Rangers, charging £52. They should have charged £55 for the banter.

I’ve voted Heckingbottom. It’s got to be him. He’s chucked our budget at a lot of shite and can’t get us defending whatsoever. The English League one/Championship level signing strategy fails spectacularly again. It’s almost as if those leagues aren’t as good as they are made out to be.

That middle row looks like an audition for The Addams Family.

Delighted with that. Scott Brown has absolutely dominated the ***s today. Back in your boxes scum.

Griffiths and Lennon celebrating like that in front of the main stand must have caused some heads to explode.

Anyone know how Hastie's getting on today?

It's really sad to see so many blatant dives go unpunished. It's even worse the bloke on commentary is "really happy" with the officiating who he says "has got nearly everything right today".

McCall 1 v 0 Hursty

James Murphy is so good at everything, he never stops running, wins the ball back, reads the game well, so comfortable on the ball and great ability with it What a find