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On a serious point. If you have a programme collection that you would like to do some good with. Please consider donating them to Footballing Memories. They are an organisation working with Alzheimer sufferers. Sometimes it will drag somebody back into remembering who they are, their family, who they went to the game with, pint in the Royal or the 1066, Brockville , Players, Great games. Then they drift away again but for these few minutes it's priceless. I donated my programmes from the 60's till now home and away international matches the lot. Lucky enough to have the memories but you never know I might some day need them again, and so might you !

So this is the jist then?: Scotland, a progressive, forward thinking nation, with record growth nearly across the board = basketcase rUK, a racist, insular, 'fuck off back to your own country', bigoted bin, with a known arsehole as PM who hates anyone who isn't white, heterosexual and Christian = good

Lavery scoring again tonight v Qarabag, a team consisting of various Azerbaijani internationals and experienced European players. And he couldn’t get a game against Alloa. I am absolutely seething and my head has fallen off

Minter

Child gets struck with object. Your reaction: 1) Make terrible jibe at person who highlights it. Tries to point score referring Barca game. 2) Victim blaming. 3) Casts doubt on incident. Not a good look, Rab. I guess coming from a guy who wouldn't condemn racism or a man masturbating in a public square in front of thousands it's to be expected. This is why your posts draw such disdain. Most people actually enjoy watching Liverpool since Klopp came. It's nothing to do with your team. It's more to do that your posts epitomise the heady blend of OF whataboutery and glory hunting whilst being devoid of any actual meaningful contribution.

The Neil Simpson Physiotherapy & rehabilitation centre for sports injury.

Must admit, I was certain any other forward would be a short term inexpensive loan, so to see us tying a guy down on 2 years who is highly rated by his teams fans and actually spending a bit of cash on him is something you just fucking love to see.

Cringing here.

This is one of the stupidest arguments I've ever seen on here. It's a league at the bottom of the pyramid in that region, exactly the same as the EoS in tier 7. The solutions are either to have a floating boundary line (unworkable given the geography of Scotland and the part-time/amateur nature of teams towards the bottom end of the pyramid) or force teams up North who don't want to be in the pyramid to join it. The Highland League is open to applications and they actively solicited the best North Junior to join who turned them down. Whitehill Welfare were dug meat last season and deservedly went down. Get over it and stop whining.

Andy’s my mate from school and I’m meeting him for a few beers at the weekend so I’ll let him know that you guys love his work. He’s put 1000’s of hours of work into it so will appreciate the feedback.

It’s going to be a good season.

How can we be buying players if we’re 500% skint?

At least Granny Danger got one then

That the Yorkshire Celts?

Our new shorts sponsor.

Alex Rae

Respect.

Gordon Scott letting the fans down again.

Gordon Scott has definitely made mistakes but he’s done far more good than bad. It’s really difficult to get a chairman these days that has genuine affinity for the club and run a sensible sustainable model - I think we have that in Scott, and despite being a SMISA member would far rather he continued to take the reigns instead of us whenever the loan has been repaid. Annoys me that people have a go regarding giving the ugly sisters the family stand. Yes, it’s far from ideal, but the same people would moan when we have our budget cut by 2-4 players by only giving them the one stand. Until we can justify not giving them it in terms of our home fans turning up then I believe this to be the best option.

Its highly fashionable in today’s game to be disrespectful to match officials, DL. You shouldn’t join in. Lots of good things going on at your club, don’t waste it by slating the officials. There is much more to being Champions, than winning the league.

Hopefully Forster keeps Bain out the team which, in turn, keeps him as far away from the Scotland team as possible.

This is quite possibly exactly how you'd describe St Johnstone. Word for word.

I see Shayne Lavery is playing (and scoring) for Linfield in the Europa League this season. Genuine madness we didn’t manage to get anything out of a him and Rudden frontline for 5 months last season

Who actually gives a toss how many United have actually sold? If they've sold out, good on them. If they had to give out free tickets to do it, it's a nice gesture at the very least. The real focus should be counting how many empty seats there will be once Hemmings filets the United defence like a fish.

I'd give him free reign because he seems to wind so many people up. He left a cushty role at celtic because he believes he is able to help our club. He was probably on more at celtic, while getting to see alot of places throughout Europe. He isn't perfect, far from it. He does genuinely love our club though.

Let’s get this out the way first.

A giant Doug Rougvie straddling the entrance to the new stadium car park, like the colossus of Rhodes. Build it big enough so you can see it from the city centre.

Have you ever had plooks on your teeth?

Where on earth did this one come from? Welcome aboard Junior! https://www.stmirren.com/all-news/3043-st-mirren-sign-junior-morias-for-undisclosed-fee More money spent as well - we're fucking rooked! ROOKED!!!!

Reminds me of the Gers social club in Inverness turning into a Mosque.

I don't know what Bury are worried about. Just create a new company to buy "the club" (stop laughing there) and they're good to go.

It clearly touched a nerve as you gave it a red dot. And your family not talking to you because you're a No voting, Tory fantasist will never not be funny.

Barry Ferguson's face when Danny was talking about being at Clyde and getting promotion [emoji23][emoji23]

They'll get treated with the same respect at Beechwood as every other club gets - the very best. You, sir, are an absolute embarrassment to your club, it's a wonder you don't pop up on here in a red cap shouting "Make Darvel great again" You are beyond parody, and beyond sympathy. The Junior game deserves better.

I don’t give a f**k if ICT won the Scottish Cup they’ll be getting fucking pumped on Saturday and that’s all that matters. Dundee 4-0 Another diddy team. Thank You.

21pilots slinking away as if he's just dished out the telts

Agreed. Budget slashed so much we can only buy 2 or 3 players, sign another 6 or 7 and only offer 2 or 3 year deals. Absolutely a shambles!!!

The Steve Paterson supporters bar

General St Mirren discussion for..... ach, fcuk it.

The remaining east juniors have had plenty opportunities to join. If they want to join they can start at the lowest tier. They can thank TJ for that.

Well, round is a shape.

That name gives me nightmares The fact he look a player when big Ivo was playing alongside him just shows you how good a player Ivo was. Guy was hopeless as soon as he left.

you are a fanny

Get it on a bus

Indeed...... these figures are so ludicrous, it could be comedy.......if they did not have such a serious impact. There are people in Scotland who will swallow this bullshit. They think we are responsible for over 50% of the entire UK's deficit. They actually believe we have a "13 billion black hole in the budget." You just want to point and laugh, but that would be counterproductive. Most folk thankfully are starting to see through this nonsense. Indeed the pure brassneckedness of the ONS to hand Scotgov these statistics likely does the independence movement a favour. Now is the time for Scotgov to come clean on these figures, attack and disown them. They are....and always have been a farce. A seperate Scotgov ONS able to disentangle their pish, would be great. But the best statisticians in the world can only work with the statistics they have available. The statistics available in this case are hopelessly (and deliberately so) inept. A large part of revenue raised is full of dodgy estimates and can never show an accurate return. The multiplier effect of money transferral to place of central govt is in no way accounted for. (ie from Scotland to London and the SE) There is no clear methodology showing how Scotland comes to be apportioned such a large share of whole UK deficit. It does make you wonder though. Only a few short years ago, and for many years, under the same methodology Scotland showed a slight surplus. How much were we really in surplus?

Tanner offered a 6 month extension. Robinson confirming his deal's up at the end of August. It's in The Sun. Quoted below so you don't have to give them the clicks.

Fucksake Ali

I think I'll just leave this one here...

Dalry 5 St Rochs 3 with 15 mins to go when I left. Dalry up 5.0 then St Rochs scored 2 before half time. Dalry keeper scored from a clearance for the 3rd goal.. Game finished 6.5 for Dalry Can I just say I took my 10 year old nephew to the game and the hospitality as Dalry is brilliant. When an Adult pays to get in with a child, the child is free and they get a free burger or hotdog with chips and a juice at half time. He loved it, thought it was a great experience and wants to go back. That's how you do it to get kid interested in a team. Well done Dalry

I believe that's what we have