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Reading this genuinely made me happier than the birth of my daughter. I am literally standing punching the air and cheering in my living room.

This one is comedy gold "Support Celtic in Europe or you're destroying the NHS!!!"

For fcuk sake. You’ve won every domestic trophy for the last three seasons, every league championship for the last eight years, goodness knows how many cups in those eight years too, have had some big European nights, and got to see your team play the likes of Man City, and compete with them.... all while also being able to pish yourselves laughing as your bitter rivals did a Norwegian Blue. If you ‘blow’ 9 in a row though, the Celtic BoD better prepare for what is coming their way? It won’t be pretty? What’s going to happen? Mass boycott? (No pun intended), Green Brigade march through George Square in protest? Yellow vests, and you’ll all fcuk off to smash up Paris? The entitlement. The sheer fcuking entitlement. Support your mob in Europe - my fcuking arse! Would rather eat my own shite with a teaspoon.

Hi The_Kincardine, We’re all currently busy laughing at Celtic Football Club and their abject failure in the Champions League. During this period of bigot brother induced hilarity, I think I speak for the majority when I advise you that we: a) have no interest in your boring, attention seeking pedantry; and b) still absolutely despise Rangers Football Club and everything they stand for. Please leave us to our amusement at your vile rival / twins expense. Kind regards, J_Stewart

This is the point of the season where I find it difficult to accept the conventional journalist wisdom that Celtic failing to add £20m+ to their bank account is bad for Scottish Football.

Mate, I’m only presenting the facts. As part of my mates wedding celebrations, we went to Naples for his stag do. As you presumably know, the City of Naples is the spiritual, ancestral and cultural home of pizza. Prior to the evenings drinking we attended a pizzeria, of which not one single pizza contained mango. Its not exactly out there to suggest that a city steeped in centuries of pizza making perfection, know more about them than a midget from Larbert with almost a whole month experience with a propane stove he got off amazon.

Fair play to yourself @Niall Russelland the rest of the RaithTV team. That's an absolute ridiculous commitment to the cause from those who were there. Week in week out you guys continue to deliver the goods. Even more so in the last few years where it's been highlights of home and away games. You set the highest standard for clubs at our level for highlights.

Tbh I'm not that bothered Celtic got pumped out - that happens every year. No, what gives me a 4inch rager of purest lonsdaleite is that it was all - every single last drop of it - the fault of Lennon and Brown.

The "Tri-colour down Economics" follow up isn't getting the credit it deserves if you ask me.

Right fellow Bairns. Can those that want to go to games and support the team just go to games and support the team. Can those that don’t want to go to games, just not go to games. I don’t want to come on here and listen to it all day. Thanks. GB.

If only Liam Burt had taken the ball to the corner!

Seriously who really gives a f**k here? 1700 decided to go and I was one of them!! I support my team through thick and thin. Anyone who thinks by not going your gonna change the world then think again Can't believe getting slagged going to support my team... What a fucking fan base we have[emoji23]

Yesser: Why shouldn't Scotland be independent? Yoon: Because look how pathetic Scotlands economy is performing, it would be doomed with independence. Yesser: If Scotlands economy is performing so poorly as part of the UK, then isn't it time we tried something else? Yoon: I don't think Scotlands economy is performing poorly....

Falkirk fans attending a Falkirk match. Whatever next. Hate what this tournament has become but the comments from some on here is brutal.

Not sure whether to trust the player himself or random guys from P&B on this one.

The cream always rises to the top

Had the pleasure of meeting Celtic’s 2019/20 European campaign at a charity do once. It was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

Gary from Dundee has been a Celtic fan his whole life, in 25 years he’s attended over 7 games to watch the famous green and white. He has already drafted a “LAWELL OUT” Banner should the unthinkable happen and someone else win a trophy.

It’s clear that fan interest in these colt teams is a big factor in this whole argument though? It’s clear the SPFL want them but they can’t pitch them due to no fan interest, if nobody turns up against them, they won’t have a leg to stand on. How can you not see that? Think a lot of you are just looking at someway to get out the house, try look at the bigger picture for once, this isn’t just about falkirk fans it’s about every professional team in Scotland.

Enter Danny Rogers, straight to the no. 1 spot.

Alan Stubbs having the brass neck to criticise anyone about player recruitment has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. I don’t think he’ll ever manage again, even at a lower level given the monumental car crash he created at St Mirren and Rotherham. A complete failure on every level.

Former Burton and Tottenham midfielder Will Miller on trial at us. Seems good on paper. 23 years old, played over 25 games in championship and most in league 1 last season for burton. Also played 3 fa cup games for Spurs and started in all the reserve games too. Can play either wing or attacking midfield.

There’s already a system in place to allow youngsters the opportunity to play. How can some not see the bigger picture here? These sides coming anywhere near senior competitions is a dangerous situation for the majority of clubs in the lower tiers.

Fair play to Cluj. They could teach the other Scottish clubs a thing or two about going to Parkhead and not being wee scared pussies

This must have been difficult to talk about, you're very brave to post-it.

lol nice one dudes - the only reason I knew is due to a bit of a funny story Røvde stays out near Vancouver, BC now, which is where my mate has recently moved to. He was out walking his dog and calling to the dug in his broad (well broad for here anyway) Ayrshire accent. Big Marius recognised the accent and struck up a convo with him asking where in Ayrshire he was from and who he supported etc. My mate's a diehard Killie, so they had a good laugh about that. My mate couldn't wait to tell me he'd met this "Ayr United Legend" and I had to guess who he was hahahaha, so it resulted in me reading his Wikipedia and Soccerbase pages and it stuck in my head

f**k me,the Green Brigade are going to mobilise that whole ****** Army ?

If we don’t win 9 leagues in a row it won’t be pretty. What a statement, what a club.

I'd hardly call Raith away a decent draw when we're due to play them 4 times in the league. A shitehole of a competition.

Better break out the Stevie May avatar AGAIN then

if my club were involved i'd have wanted the fixture moved so not going to be two faced. Happy that Talbot got to move it, it might only benefit them but like it or not - the further involvement of junior teams in the senior Scottish boosts the grade's reputation and we should encourage it. Senior Scottish teams getting knocked out of Europe early brings the reputation down of the Scottish league - some might like it but doesn't actually help them, same as an early knock out of Talbot won't help anyone in the juniors.

Sometimes it's best to just say nothing at all.

Ghood Mhorning

They aren’t. Could easily fit in 2 though, which is why the 12 are really in this tournament. Hate what this tournament has become. Really quite sad actually as for some teams it’s the only realistic chance of a trophy. Going along to the games to support our team or not though won’t change Doncaster doing what the hell he wants.

This site is going to the dogs. PICS OR GTF

Our manager looks and sounds like he doesn't care, our players have no confidence and aren't organised and a defeat to a fucking colt side has literally been met with nothing but miserable acceptance from even the biggest of die-hard supporters. We've played two league games. What a fucking lol this is going to be.

What a wanky response. You don't have to like Rangers (indeed given the similarities between the sister clubs, it's probably a hindrance) to absolutely love results like last night's and the resultant hilarity. Take it on the chin you petulant wee tool.

It helps to have a ref that recognises a handball.

Having thr colts team in the cup is fucking magic. Ive won about £800 by betting against the b*****ds

Don't really understand the level of upsettedness (yes, I did make it up) on this. The only junior team disadvantaged out of this change is Cumbernauld (who are Whitletts opponents on Saturday). We keep hearing from the triangle worshippers (it's not a fucking pyramid) that the juniors are a shambles, but when we actually do support one of our own in the big cup, it's a travesty. Make up you mind guys, you can't have your cake, and shite on it!

I'm guessing you were Male B?

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