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Yo yo yo yo [lets take em back] Young Leith Rap Team 2019 It’s the end of the season, so here we go Meaningless cos we’re a full 10 points below So no real need to indulge in this petty aggro But let’s kick back, grab some smack, and enjoy the show. @afc_blockhead takes a hard blindside elbow Watch the blood from his head gush and overflow Here comes your main Hibs boy, it's @Austinho Full of beans and a nose that’s full of snow @Fraser Fyvie’s dad dealing out blow and blow @kingjoey’s face looking like a painting by van Gogh As the Hibs and the Dons go toe to toe. You ain’t no match for us and that’s just the status quo. My favourite rapper used to sing ch-ch-check out my melody What’s with you boys getting off on beastiality? A bunch of lamb lovers, but that's just reality When sheep loving is your club's whole philosophy Up by the sea, Ain’t no fanny on the river Dee. Guess that's the case when you all live provincially Teuchters who do nothing except vote Tory. So what you got say bout all of this Melanius? “Well you slip your dandie don in its woolly anus. But first find the one you want, and approach it with lust. Then you grab it by the bust and you give it a thrust. Stick its legs in your wellies so it can’t run away. But but... all you do is smack and the Hibees are gay” You were good in the 80’s but that’s all been forgotten. Since I’ve been alive you’ve been consistently rotten. You’ve all got heads full of mince and your girlfriends are mutton. So put your keyboards down, and hit that big greenie button. Word.

And as cut up as he was at 90 mins tonight, he shook the hands of the UTD players leaving the pitch and applauded the Arab support, the guy is class don't confuse passion for the game with being precious ..........

I liked how our ball playing Spaniard in midfield was also a hammer throwing savage. The ideal mix.

Well done utd. Doesn't matter about so called dubious referees decisions, end of the day you scored goals we didn't. Best of luck in the final.

I'm hoping for a 'yub nub' ending: the Starks, Tyrion & Jon gather by the weir wood tree. Jon goes off on his own & broods against a tree trunk. Inthe background holographic ghosts of Ned,Rob Hodor etc appear & are joined by a newly redeemed Dani. They exchange smiles and look up at the sky as x-wings spray the air with fireworks. Cut to scenes of celebration in Old Town, Slavers Bay, Iron Islands etc. and ewoks. Hunners of fucking ewoks.

I love how Latapy Bairn hasn't even acknowledged the Edi Bairn jibes cuz there's actual nae point.

Tbh I'm gutted about Ali G leaving. Mainly because I loved us having a Spanish midfielder running about kicking folk while a few wee guys from Wishaw played sexy football.

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Pyramid not to kick in until 2020/2021 season. So for next season goes regional then for 2020/2021 back to current set up with an equal split is a no brainer imo "Pyramid not to kick in until 2020/21 season"? Who is feeding you this? There already is a Pyramid, one that has no ERSJFA representation and one that will never have ERSJFA representation no matter how the deckchairs are organised on their sinking ship. This isn't opinion, this is now established fact. How long are member clubs going to keep their heads buried deep in the sand alongside that of their governing body? The warnings have been there since last year and still no alarm bells are ringing? Wow. Season 2018/19 - Tier 6 football on offer if moving to the EoSFL. West Lothian clubs Broxburn, Blackburn & Linlithgow move Season 2019/20 - Tier 7 football on offer if moving to the EoSFL. Remaining West Lothian clubs keep their heads in the sand and reorganise into leagues offering no more appeal, and no more relevance, than the local Saturday & Sunday amateurs Season 2020/21 - Tier 8 football likely to be the best offer available if moving to the EoSFL. Remaining West Lothian clubs next move? How deep is the sand?

Thought Seigrest,Harkes and Reynolds all had particularly good games tonight. McMullan brilliant as usual. Biggest pass marks for me go to Bouhenna though, slotted in pretty seamlessly into Butchers role and looked more and more composed as the game went on. Great night, the second half is the best I can remember us playing all season and if we maintain that we have a real chance.

Seething.

I struggle just using my fingers.

HOUSE CALLED !! Now what do I win? #Edi-Bingo

Cumbernauld took 3 points from Glasgow tonight...... now sweating like a fat man at Greigs window waiting for the Rossvale outcomes

SFA reply: " I appreciate that the floodlighting criteria was added during your application process. We found ourselves in the unusual position of having 12 clubs apply for membership at roughly the same time and had to consider the impact this influx would have. " THIS IS AN UTTER DISGRACE - what a justification from a National Football Association!

“recent weeks....very deliberate attempt to discredit me” Or maybe, there’s been an open forum, a private behind closed doors meeting with fans, Harvey amazingly kept his job until one game to go, we haven’t scored in 8 games, and we’re 4-0 down in a relegation playoff. Rather than a deliberate attempt to discredit anyone, maybe people are judging what’s in front of them. I’m not really wanting to stick the boot in as everyone’s hurting, but reacting to an internet troll on a football forum a day before the second leg hardly seems wise.

I think it's a widely held opinion in the game that Derek Adams is a bit of a w****r but if he's a w****r that can get us up at the first time of asking then I'm all for him getting the job. If he does get the job and fails miserably though, then he should never have been appointed in the first place.

Senor Bairn has a 12 inch fat cock I believe.

I had some good times watching JJ when he was on form and flying he's a guy who wears his heart on his sleeve and his brains in his boots sorry to see it finish the way it did. Still, that's a nice farewell message from him and although we take pride in making him the man he is today, we bear no responsibility for the person he is about to become.

Since I’ve been alive I’ve seen Rovers win 2 domestic trophies outwith league championships. Morton? Zero. Your club is the very definition of a nothing club, regardless of current league standing.

12 Ruel Street, Bring yer maw.

Not worried nope nope nope

Great stuff. Cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick all round. But let's not forget the big story of the night. Once in a while, we are privileged to experience a TV event so extraordinary it becomes part of our shared heritage. 1969: Man walks on the moon. 1971: Man walks on the moon. Again. Then for a long time nothing happened. Until tonight. John Lacey's final match.

Bit harsh calling Cove plastic newbes they have been around since 1922 playing amateur, juniour and HL. They have went through their own sort of pyramid to get to where they are.

I'm afraid I think there's a lot of disingenuous pish being waffled by certain people here on this issue. Question Time supposedly consists of, according to the BBC's own website: "Topical debate in which guests from the worlds of politics and the media answer questions posed by members of the public". The BBC pick the studio guests, the location, the audience and subsequently edit the footage to show what they deem representative, entertaining or relevant. The BBC devised and have progressively tweaked the show's format. Nobody is forcing the BBC to make any of these editorial decisions. Given the BBC are actively promoting Question Time as an opportunity for the general public to grill politicians on the issues of the day it would not be unreasonable for the watching public to assume that those posing the questions are not affiliated with a particular political party. The BBC unashamedly promote the show as a forum for "Joe Public" to put his point across to otherwise relatively inaccessible politicians. This undoubtedly gives the impression the show is a more or less accurate representation of the vox populi and public opinion in general. I think it not unreasonable therefore that many of the watching audience may assume that contributors and questioners are not actually paid up members of political parties let alone hold or have held public office. The panel is presented as comprised of such individuals, not the supposedly random audience. In my opinion, and I do not think I would be alone in holding this view, councillors, party activists and ex-MSPs cannot legitimately be presented as members of the public. They are essentially politicians. Given the BBC apparently vets those who wish to get on the show via an application process either the BBC is fully aware of these individuals backgrounds and chooses to ignore them or those in charge of the vetting process are entirely incompetent. I do not think it is the latter. It may well be difficult to compile such a show without attracting applicants who are politically engaged, but I do not think it impossible to do so without either excluding actual party activists or at least making them identify themselves as such. It is quite clear audiences will esteem questions and points differently if they know they are being raised by individuals who have an actual association with a certain party than someone apparently unconnected to one at all. All any of this would take is asking a questioner where relevant to say "I am a member of X party" before making their point. If they refuse to do so then their contribution can be edited out in the post-production stage. If someone slipped through the net then the BBC could, say, exclude that party from the subsequent edition and reinstate them once obtaining a promise to desist. It wouldn't actually be difficult to do. The current format essentially allows political activists (who appear to be predominantly of one certain political persuasion) to make tendentious points and political attacks on their opponents whilst masquerading as ordinary citizens. That is fundamentally dishonest. The "yellow dress" woman or whatever she was called actually appeared on a Tory party political broadcast not one hour ago standing next to Ruth Davidson at what I assume was the Scottish Conservative conference. Presenting someone such as her who clearly is deeply associated (and one assumes a paid up member) of a political party as a "member of the public" distorts audience perception. For clarity this would hold true equally if the person involved was associated with the SNP. Many of the watching audience may well be duly cynical about the background of some audience members. In my opinion however the BBC is being deliberately and unnecessarily misleading by not identifying where it can that many of those asking questions are not politically unaffiliated members of the public as the show may lead the audience to believe.

Edi, you have already been laughed off the board once because your ITK bullshit was repeatedly called out. At this point, no one is fucking interested in your lies.

There is nothing surprising about what Hound did. Nothing.

As a Queen's Park fan who always loves trip to Berwick, I really hope you get a miracle tomorrow. Good luck!

I can't believe folk were actually seriously considering Jim McInally. Mental.

Why are we all worrying about PT/FT? We’re getting promoted tomorrow!

A ten for old Cardi. In your face, whoever it was that was ahead of me in the league. p.s. THREE guesses. THREE of the b*****ds. Oh my giddy aunt.

Lights in Inverness.

Where's Lee Wallace, witness protection program ?

I will be charging for predictions from now on. We were much better in the second period after a poor first half. Could have been more. Neilson has a tough decision to make who to start from Sow, Safranko and Clark but I hope he goes for the latter two. Roll on Thursday. I think it will be Hamilton but we've already beaten the Maureens comprehensively this season so it doesn't really matter. Good luck to the Nessies for the rest of the season.

Just popping in pre-match to add the most happy-clappy and optimistic good luck message of encouragement for the lads for tonight, that the collective wisdom of the Clan MacArab could muster....... Right United; For f**k’s Sake, try not to f**k this up!!!! That should do the trick... Pub time!!

Good trying @sjc but you need to get your chat up better than that shite

Na-na-na-na-nahh It's the motherfuckin YLT (Young Leith Team Motherfucker) Na-na-na-na-nahh You know I'm mobbin with the C-C-S Yeah yeah yeah Top Boy, smash em all, Hibees burn those sheep up A-S-C, what a mess, Hibees bash em, what up? C-C-S, Y-L-T, yeah we hookin back up And when we bang you with a club then you’re not getting up Thug Hibees, smashed rib’ez yeah we’re gettin it up Bridge of doom, coming soon, boy we livin it up Takin chances while we dancin in the street fo' sho' Slip KingJoe a forty-fo' and his jaw hits the flo’ Bitches lookin at me aggro but you know I don't care Step up to this mo'fucker cos I swing like a bear Bitch quit talkin, Dons walking, they’re not down for this fight In the streets, in the stands, cos your crews fucking shite Out of town, put you down every time you head south And if yo' ass gets cracked, bitch shut yo' fucking mouth “Come on then” at 2.10 you just stand there and goad Coming real for the next episode Hold up, heyyy For the dandies who be thinkin we soft We don't, playyy We gon' bash you out til the wheels fall off Hold up, heyyy For my sheepies who be actin too bold Take a, seeaaaaaat Hope you ready for the next episode Heyyy heyyy heyyy heyyy.... ...f**k sheep everyday.

It’s been a while...

You try typing with vaginal dryness and a hot flush.

From twitter.

f**k off

Brilliant news tonight that Neil Parry, Andy Graham, Iain Flannigan and Kevin Cawley have signed new deals. Four Alloa legends and a terrific base to build from.

Lewis Capaldi is fucking shite. He's nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is either and no amount of shite Ladbible videos will change that.

It's just phenomenal, isn't is? Our fans have been dragged through an utter dogshit season. In fact, the seasons that ended in 2015, 16 & 17 were also utter dogshit seasons (though the great escape was brilliant, obviously, but shouldn't overshadow how rank we were until February). Yet after all that, with us still in the playoff places and 10th place out of our hands, we are taking 2,000+ to Dundee. We're some club.

I want Clarke for this kind of seethe alone