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I read it as completely made up.

that was after a fair jury trial. the jurors were Mason Boyne, William King, Ian Paisley, Derry Swalls, Anna Prentice-Boy, Sasha Myfatherwore, Oran Gewalk, Fae Harthill, Jem Aintiendrai, Roy Alist, Ewan Ionjack, Lee Ho Fookdepoap, Al Stersaysno and Dee Yoopee. unfortunately one aristocratic juror was taken ill, there was no Sir Ron Derr.

Whether we stay up or not he should be sacked. Love how vocal he was when we were doing okay, seemed to be totally engaged with the fans and looked a decent appointment. As soon as we went tits up he disappeared off the face of the earth. He did appear once to threaten supporters who travel up and down the country that the use of our badge on home made tshirts could see them taken to court only to realise the club hadn’t trademarked the badge in years Get the c**t to f**k

Guys, you should just be happy that a superpower of the size of Dundee United are even in your league. Who can forget their famous achievement of finishing in 3rd in the top flight as recently as nine years ago?

You would think that Winks would wear the number 40.

If we don't go all out to win our remaining games he can f*ck right off for me. Go down fighting not with a whimper.

Darryl Broadfoot - a plum Interesting dynamic on all the "fans behaviour" stuff - the outrage shown by these ex professionals about wee laddies throwing smoke bombs and coconuts and occasionally jumping the barrier is in stark contrast to the almost zero interest in sectarian singing by Celtic and Rangers fans (usually). It is now verging on the hilarious, they are banging on about strict liability for these incidents, but none of them (with the exception of Michael Stewart who always says it) mentions sectarianism. MS rightly pointed out that the court dealing with the erse who confronted Taverner is one thing, but there is no solution to 4000 people singing sectarian songs. As is the Ayr board member interviewed who said none of them would seriously vote for Strict Liability until they knew what it meant - i.e. would it mean they were personally liable as a Director? He is absolutely right, and why would Hibs or Hearts (to mention the clubs at the centre of coconut-gate) vote for something that might hit us while the fans of the two largest clubs get away with the biggest issue week in week out? The likes of Broadfoot, Sutherland, McCann etc are still shiting themselves about saying anything which might upset Rangers or Celtic - pathetic c***s.

Mathematically safe. Three points from fifteen guarantees a playoff spot. Considering that the teams above are a) an established city-based top-league team and b) a country plaything on a ludicrous budget, this has been an astonishing season.

Why does the final have to be played at the end of the season ? When we were last in the final (1975) it was played at the end of April. We know who the teams involved are, why can't it be played this month or early May on a grass park that is still open ?

Jackie McInally scores for Killie in a 2-2 draw with Real Madrid at Rugby Park in 1965 in the European Cup.

Quite looking forward to the "Premier Club in League One" season ticket promotion campaign tbh

You talk like Marlene Dietrich And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire Your clothes are all made by Balmain And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair, yes there are You live in a fancy apartment Off the Boulevard St. Michel Where you keep your Rolling Stones records And a friend of Sacha Distel, yes you do But where do you go to my lovely When you're alone in your bed? Tell me the thoughts that surround you I want to look inside your head, yes I do

I've always liked Alloa (since league fixture 36 of last season mainly)

Has he f**k, the three teams at the bottom have, over the course of the season so far been as pish as each other. As posted earlier RMcK has done fair better than PH done for us. The problem we face is that I’m not sure if snakes have balls. We need someone with balls picking the team and tactics. Massive laugh at Morton though. They are in a bad way, would be lovely to see them go down.

Only a fucking idiot wouldn't know the answer to that.

10 for Tuesday. My mum always said I was special.

The solution is glaringly simple. Play it in April or May. We know who the teams are, get a date and venue and get it played on grass. There is no reason that is has to be the 1st weekend in June.

Ryan Christie is a total fud when hes out in the pubs in Inverness. Giving it the big 'un because he plays for Celtic and Scotland now. Just kidding. He's sound as fuck and I want to kiss him.

The white will creep into the Red and Blue kits.

Nearly ? F*cking nearly ? Why did you brake, you c*nt ?

We went away for the weekend and he wasn't bothered his arse

I've yet to see anyone's look improve by getting their lips done. It has the complete opposite effect and makes attractive girls look awful. I've no idea where these women got the idea it looks good. They just look utterly ridiculous.

4th place and a defeat in the playoffs would be an excellent season for the Mo. Something to build on for next season...

He deserves it for signing Ross McLean twice

In a way very little has changed. We will still need to go and win games. We had to to do that before Saturday though, so time for Ray to make a statement and show us he’s capable of getting us back to winnng ways. If we go out with whimper, he can GTF.

Took Skye up the Meikle bin today, somehow went up the wrong way but the views were nice.

Why should Clyde be offered the luxury to win their 6 points back? If teams are missing key players they can just chuck in ineligible players then get it replayed with a full squad aye?

If Berwick finish anywhere within 3 points of the worst team I've seen in the SPFL in decades then they can have no complaints at all about their inevitable demise in the LL/EOS

Have to ask not been on this in a few weeks but what the f**k has Ryan's success at newfarm got to do with W Hamilton or HT ? Give the guy and his team some credit and judge them at the end of next season

Difference for me with the previous 2 playoffs we were in was that I didn't think we'd win them, and even if we did scramble over the line, doubt we were ready with the playing staff we had or the overall situation with the club. This time it's different. The playoffs are like cup games. At this level, the league's typically won by the likes of a Peterhead, can grind out results week after week, and fair play to them. But from what I've seen, on their day Clyde are the best team in this league and I think the others know it. We had a bad spell back in the autumn which meant we were always playing catch up. If it hadn't been for the admin shambles, would've been interesting to see how Peterhead coped with the pressure as we were closing in, but that's ifs, buts & maybes, it's done now. The format of the playoffs should suit us. The teams we face will still make it tough, but I think we'll have too much quality for them....again on the basis we bring our A game. If we're just off it a bit, could catch one against any of them, but the way the boys have been playing and bounced back after the disappointment of the points deduction's showed a lot of character. The biggest difference this season's been the improvement in the defence which you need to do anything. 2 of the goals on Saturday wouldn't be laid at their door. I'd fancy our chances against virtually anything in League 1, the biggest jump in standard is from L1 to the Championship.

10/10 for Tuesday.

We've finished in the bottom three twice this decade - we've been in the top 6 more often than that. Fortunately we've never finished bottom like United, which means our "2-3k fans" have been able to watch top flight football for the last 26 seasons while United have been trying and failing to finish ahead of the likes of Falkirk, Livingston, St Mirren and Ross County in the second tier. Good luck in the play-offs - hopefully your "loads of fans" bonus goal will help you scrape past Ayr.

Was bulleted by Boavista and some random Romanian mob as well before he rocked up at Fir Park. I’ve been a massive fan since the turn of the year but if he and his agent are pissing about demanding silly money after a dozen or so good games, then I hope the club tell him not to the let door his arse on the way out. Same goes for Hastie as well. Or anyone of them out of contract really for that matter. All good players but we’re talking mostly about guys we’ve picked up from the footballing scrapheap. Guys who were hunted by the likes of Bury, Portsmouth and Sepsi Sfântu Gheorghe(Googled it- me neither). We should be setting them a deadline before the seasons out, if they don’t want to sign the contract on offer then fair enough. Wish them all the best and move on to other targets. It’s another big summer for Robinson, he can’t afford to waste time on guys who have no real interest in being here next season.

Poor show this. Willie Miller is a shite radio pundit, and harbours a residual hatred for Killie due to us ending his football career in the 1990s - but I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. And the same goes for the tartan army twats parroting this nonsense about Alex McLeish.

Folk still making out that the EU is some sort of mad dictatorship that forces loads of laws on us Folk still making out that it's some sort of seperate entity and we don't have a say in what it does Folk basically not having a fucking clue what the EU is and just believing the lies and nonsense from the media Folk who didn't give a shit about the EU until the Tories started banging on about it a few years back who now make out that they've always cared The same folk who never voted in EU elections

1st May 1968 Sammy Wilson watches Bobby Wilson's equaliser in 1-1 draw against leeds United in the First Leg of the Inter Cities Fairs Cup semi Final. Over 30,000 at Dens that night. Leeds won Second Leg 1-0 two weeks later then beat Ferencvaros 1-0 on aggregate in the Final which wasn't played until the next season probably due to fixture congestion.

Won't hear a bad word said about Tony Watt off the pitch. What a load of bollocks we were told about him before he signed. Probably been guilty myself of overlooking how good he was up until the break too. I think the lack of goals has clouded my judgement as looking back, I was usually saying good things about him after games. He missed good chances though and I'm not sure that would ever change. He presumably joined Saints on a contract that would see him earn as little as he has done as a professional and he's entitled to seek out a deal more akin to what he's accustomed to. Good luck to him.

Willie Miller, Pat Bonnar and Chic Young sound like someone recorded a conversation in an old folks home and head injury victim Derek Ferguson has been put in with them as theres no room at the hospital. Sleveringly inaccurate, uninforming,teeth grindingly horrible way to try and listen to a game. Please freshen it up with some young sports journalists who know, understand and can actually see the game from the commentary box. Yes we will miss all the anecdotes about "everything being better in the 80's", but we'll get over it. Please put Paddy out to pasture.

Came on thread hoping to hear announcement of VAR in EoSL next season

Emerson,Lake & Palmer - Lucky Man

Cracking wee set up at Darvel and with more plans in the pipeline its going to be a fine place to play and watch football.

Fucking hell. What with no c**t posting the link to the quiz, to c***s sharing cups and the chief administrator fucking up an entire week's league scores, this place has really gone to the fucking dogs. http://quizoftheday.co.uk/856 9 out of 10. Tom Brown was a p***k.

Another £26.25 collected from the Queens Trust bookshelf making its total so far to £94.74. A further £16 raised from Programme sales taking its total to £118 and another £53.50 from sales of football shirts makes the total from our shirt auction £872.50. Big thank you to everyone for their support!! Fantastic.

Punishment fits the crime imo.

REM - Radio Free Europe

It does not include me. The idea that we might remain is buoying me up. We got a leave answer from 37% of the electorate. Which means 63% did not vote to leave. It was not complicated because you didn't understand what was involved. Did you? All the stuff about medicines, nuclear material, astronomical cooperation, cross border police cooperation, driving licences, time we could spend in the EU, working in more than one country, getting those precious fish across the channel to market, losing export of lamb to the EU, etc, etc,etc,etc,etc....you considered all of that, did you? I doubt it. It was like asking a 5 year old kid if he'd like just ice cream for every meal. He'd only give one answer but if it was granted, he'd eventually wish he'd given a different answer.

Who's arms are more deadly the dealer's or Ross Thomson's ?

Hard words but true I'm afraid. In the old days the moaners would moan into their beer with no harm done. Nowadays it's online, and the kids live online so all the players get to read all of this. It's not good for morale & it's not helping JH at all. So let's get behind him & the team. Have to respond to that. Again. I dragged my arse out of bed in Redcar at 7am to get to that talk in 10 days ago. I did so because Berwick Rangers means such a lot to me. I liked John Bell's upbeat and realistic presentation (and I wouldn't question the current Board's commitment - so much better than at the start of the season) I also liked Harvey's enthusiasm (and his little put down of Jamie Curle!) but was disappointed that he didn't show any humility regarding his record. 2 telling things that haven't been mentioned were the question from Brian Porteous about recruiting experience which Johnny essentily deflected, and the lack of input from Johnny's coaches. I probably should have asked them something directly, but anyone in their position with a strong personality might, perhaps, have contributed. Since then we have lost 2 games, both with woeful displays. This Saturday, many of the 'Come on Berwicks' will be from me. I will support the team wholeheartedly until the final whistle. But don't tell me I can't say what I feel on here afterwards - good or bad. It is a fans forum - the online equivalent of the back room of a pub. And the poor lads who play might get a bit deflated if they read some criticism? Well boo-fecking-hoo. If I was a player in a team that got dicked every week and then read that the people who pay to watch weren't too chuffed, I wouldn't get upset. I'd try harder.