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Really enjoyed that. They were able to stay a lot more true to the podcasts than I expected and the show was a lot better for it IMO. Also nice to put faces to the voices I've been listening to for years now. Slightly disappointed they're all handsome, relatively normal young guys rather than the circus freaks I'd been picturing though. Bit of a cliche but I do actually feel a bit of pride for them as if it's my lifelong pals doing well themselves, rather than some boys whose podcast I listen to twice a week.

Cheers for all the comments about last night's show, it's good to read it got a decent pop. Be sure to tune in next week!

They should get Pat Bonner on one week to help with the lower league stuff. For a laugh, likes.

Absolute fucking belter mate.

So much this. Can I just say, a big part of our current atmosphere goes down to the young lads who have adopted us this season. They really don't care the score, and we can question their motives or allegiances, but they keep backing the team for 90 minutes and make some noise that we've not had before. Long may all of it continue.

I'd rather play for Falkirk in League 1 than Morton in the Championship tbh

Tidser and McShane is a pretty good basis for a midfield. We should perhaps look at Kiltie as well.

How it feels to support Morton:

Skanky Scouse c**t sitting across from me. She starts shouting at her phone, that's on loud speaker. Not an angry shout, just clearly incapable of talking at a normal fucking level. Tits are huge and hinging oot which is the only thing going for her. I had to move a few seats back next to a woman and a guy at a table. The woman had her bag on the seat so I asked "Is it ok if I sit next to you just now until that loudmouth Scouser finishes her call?" "Yeah no bother" she says......... with a Scouse accent. Reckon I ended up being the c**t.

Willy, I don't generally associate you with either of the words 'worthwhile' or 'debate'.

I'm trying to remember the lyrics of an old Proclaimers song. Lochaber no more, Sutherland no more, Lewis no more, What was the last line? Could it have been

TISDER ANNOUNCED

Here's your early morning league tables. It's another top gong for Christophe. But the headlines will all be about Adamski, who achieves his first ever medal, a very creditable runners up one. Down below, gkneil is for the chop, and there's nothing to separate pleslie99 and German Jag so they're both in the play-offs. In the SWL, CaspianChris has absolutely romped it. Scotfree is welcomed back into the Premiership fold, and Leedsy edges into the play-offs on BNQD (and also NQD and QD if we were still using such arcane scoring mechanisms). At the shameful end, Wilky was going great guns until he disappeared so he's relegated along with Mark Connolly. BNQD again makes its presence felt, pushing JamesP_81 into the play-offs. And in the BHL, it's certainly a good week to be called Adam, with Adam101 winning the league with 3 points to spare. NJ2 joins him in promotion, and it's our old fickle mistress, BNQD that gives the play-off spot to The Captain. So it's over to our play-off specialist, @SlipperyP for this weekends play-off question

If he's referring to sectarianism, then yes, absolutely.

^^^^ Ffs lol A very Scottish thing to have so many self loathing bawbags amongst us. Keep it up agent Philyerpants. By the way whats happening about that signed original. Pm me. Its going to be a rare example of early 21stC Caledonian cringewankery in a few years. Worth a few bob a reckon.

2024/25, and Dumbarton are entering their 3rd consecutive season in the top flight, and have a 8,000 capacity stadium being built. Finished 7th last season, and 6th the year before.

Brockville the ultimate bearpit of a stadium. Guys in the enclosure banging and shaking the wire mesh covering the away dressing room. The people in the stand above their dressing room drumming their feet. All building up during the managers pre kick of talk. Them the abuse as they ran out the tunnel. There were about 12 supporters that always stood in the enclosure behind and beside the away teams dugout and gave 90 minutes on non stop abuse ! wonderful stuff. The atmosphere sometime would raise the hackles on your neck. No wonder the Pars called it Castle Doom. Sadly missed.

Who's My Jockey for me, a decent effort on Boxing Day after a couple of disappointments and the step up in trip should be a plus also.

Ken who didnt knock us back, Ray McKinnon. Ken who else didnt, Michael Tidser. Get back in your fucking box virgin.

Nope, you weren't there

Remember when people on Facebook were upset that we binned Aitken Since he's brought in his own players Duffy has made us decent to watch and, above all else, has the players playing with the sort of desire that Aitken couldn't manage. In the early season all we asked was that we saw a team who at least looked interested - Duffy has got them playing for him, and has made us entertaining. Unlike Aitken he's getting plenty out of attacking players too - Forbes, Barr and Calum Gallagher have all kicked up a gear since he game in, and I thought wee Ben Armour put in a very good shift today. There was a good atmosphere and a decent attendance around the place - given the horrendous atmosphere around in Aitken's final few games that was very welcome. Hopefully the entertainment today will encourage a few more folk to come back between now and the end of the season - we've got a number of massive home games coming up.

Superb game of football at the Riverside. Saints keeper Wilson made some huge saves but Saints battled well and led three times, finishing with just nine men. We're right on the top five battle now. As for the top, with their run in Broxburn are hot favourites. But we'll do our best to help the other contenders in a fortnight's time.

I’ll leave this here!

Poem and world for me

Why throw anything? Get this element of the game to f**k. It’s embarrassing. Trust an Airdrie United fan to be right into this behaviour.

Please stop quoting Detournement.

Aye, between Rangers and Celtic fans in our society.

Away to order a round of bleach if anybody's interested

Rough headcount at Bonnyrigg Rose v East Stirlingshire 520

Falkirk in league 1 are a bigger club than Morton in the Championship.

Headcount at Tweedmouth v Linlithgow 165

https://twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/1101143739588923392

This is it in a nutshell. I can't think of any Celtic or Rangers fan who practices anything remotely religious other than for births and deaths. The bit in between seems to be completely ignored other than to be anti-catholic/anti-protestant as opposed to pro-catholic/pro-protestant. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy.

That Tidser looks like an ambitious chap.

R Dean Taylor - Indiana Wants Me https://youtu.be/yAA2rGxblLU

Their neighbors to the north do this befor revving their engines. Jim Nabors-Back home again in Indiana

2014, keeping the GBP would be silly for an independent Scotland, foolish, problematic, expensive, etc. 20XX, taking on a new currency, central bank would be silly for an independent Scotland, foolish, problematic, expensive etc. So which is it, imperialistic empire-loving land-hoarding yoon liars? Which one is it?

The words "Why Don't You" only work when said in a broad Norn Iron accent.

The only horse to jump out at me and its a non runner. I think the reason you can “tip” a few is because they all come with a large degree of doubt. I can’t say i fancy any of the runner thats left and I’m struggling to see where I find my selection having looked for the last 15/20 mins. Bordeaux Bill struggled off lower marks than this is in weaker company. Who’s My Jockey patchy form at best and now tried in cheekpieces. Wemyss Point struggled off this mark the last twice in class 3s. Faithful Mount looked burst when falling last time out but the further 3pound drop makes it tempting. Jersey Bean appears firmly in the grip of the handicapper. Brillare Momento has no form to speak of. Faithful Mount or Three Ways. Theee Ways absent almost a year but has won off of higher marks in the past. Decent 3 pound claimer in the saddle and with nothing else tempting me why not go for outsider. If this wasnt the sky bet offer I wouldn’t touch the race. Best of luck folks as usual and hopefully someone takes some pennies off the bookies. One horse could indeed run a stormer I just don’t see the one that’s going to do it on this form

Heard each year just before the Run for The Roses... John Prine - My Old Kentucky Home

Seems like almost every runner is getting a mention which probably says it all about the race. I'm taking a pop with Bordeaux Bill just to add another of the runners to the mentions.

Many thanks @Cardinal Richelieu the early bird catches the worm or kicked out and the walk of shame. Whatever time it is where you are it Play off time here, so i'll crack on. This weekend in the traps Lennon & McCartney @pleslie99 v @German Jag v @Leeds Saint & Lennon & McCoist @JamesP_81 v @The Captain Question - History, what is the melting point of steel in degrees Celsius. Answers by PM, submitted on Monday 07:00 TT or before. Good Luck if your in the cup everyone.

I like the main stand. It's absolutely shit to watch the game from, but it's the only part of the ground with any charm or character at all. I love the fact its essentially the same as its been for close to 100 years.

I thought it was a bit shite and cringy. It was basically Scotsport Extra with a few hipster c***s with beards.

Dave Clark Five - Bits And Pieces

"Mark Kerr never gives the ball away" *Evey United fan has Nam-esque flashbacks*

He's wrong. There's plenty of arsehole bigots Hearts need to get rid of.

Ive seen it described on twitter as ‘Gammonball Run’ and its quite fitting.

I see Flora is finally getting done for stealing the boat.